It's a lot harder to write 1-1 time between Keitaro and the girls then I expected so the updating will be slow... At least by my standards, my biggest problem is I can't decide who to write about so when I make up my mind it runs pretty smoothly. Still I would like everyone's opinion on who I should write about next. And remember I just modded the ever loving crap out of this I don't own it.

By the way I don't own Love Hina or Rosario to Vampire if you were wondering

"..." Speech

/.../ Thoughts

Powers/Magic

Keitaro is very skilled in several of his spells so he only has to call them out if he is using them on other people or making them stronger, otherwise he can just mess with the element.

Story!

Keitaro was just pacing the railings of the inn not really thinking about anything or preparing himself for something, he just counted his steps his tail swishing back and forth. "Miuuu!" a high pitched voice said and he ducked as Tama soared overhead with Su in hot pursuit.

"My, my, my it looks like Su-sweet's chasing after Tama again." Mutsumi said from behind Keitaro causing all his hair to stand on end and making him use every bit of self control he had to not jump ten feet in the air.

"Mu-mu-Mutsumi! How did you get behind me like that!? I didn't even hear you coming!" Keitaro exclaimed his heart hammering in all four of his ears. He held his hand over his heart and panted a little and Mutsumi collapsed to the floor. "Ack! Mutsumi! What's wrong?! Wake up! Are you alright!? What the hell happened??" Keitaro half shouted in panic as he tried to revive the narcoleptic girl. He pumped a bit of his energy into her and her eyebrows fluttered open.

"Ara, ara... Kei-cute is something wrong?" Mutsumi asked tweaking his right ear a little.

"You just collapsed out of the blue what happened!?" Keitaro asked in a panic and she just smiled benignly.

"It just happens, my grandmamma was like this too, and her guardian was also always out... Strange coincidence eh?" Mutsumi asked and Keitaro rolled his eyes. /Coincidence my tail, Christ she's freaking narcoleptic.../ "Hey Kei-cute I'm going into town today want to come with?" Mutsumi asked and Keitaro's eyes went wide. /I'd better otherwise she might collapse in the middle of the street and get run over./ he thought as he nodded.

Just a minute after following the aimless turtle girl Keitaro was convinced she was an airhead as he grabbed a leaf while passing a bush as he left following her out of the Hina Inn and asked Mutsumi to stop for a moment before taking a breath. "Mutsumi I'm going to let you choose my form for the day so you don't get surprised." He offered and she smiled even wider.

"My, my, my, what to chose? Ara! I always wanted a twin sister, you know someone just like me to talk to..." Mutsumi said and Keitaro's eyes went wide for a moment and he looked her up and down, put a finger to her forehead, put the leaf to his, and one blast of smoke later there were two Mutsumi's. Then one started poking and examining the other. "Ara, ara, ara, Kei-cute you could be my sister like this! It's so wonderful, let's get you something to wear!" Mutsumi said and Keitaro blushed deeply.

"B-but Mutsumi, this form is an illusion it'd be a waste... But I can change it so I look like I'm wearing something else!" Keitaro said as the emotions and some personality traits started to take control. /holy crap, she's just playing around with people. She's a sweetheart and wants to help but doesn't want people to go to her for help... Interesting./ he thought as he examined the personality aspects of Mutsumi's started to fit into place inside him. Mutsumi took Keitaro's hand and led him into town and into a really effeminate clothes store.

Ten minutes later

Keitaro, still in Mutsumi's form was regretting his decision to help out Mutsumi as she had dressed him in a pink dress with a big pink bow in his hair. The dress was both seductive and cute and just when Keitaro thought it couldn't get any worse, Kitsune walked in and had a double take before walking up to Mutsumi and examining Keitaro.

"Wow so she not only convinced you to take her form but to judge her new dress too." Kitsune said putting her arm around Mutsumi and leaning against her while appraising Keitaro. "Gotta say Mutsumi it works for ya!" Kitsune said giving Keitaro a thumbs up.

"Ara, ara, that's good to know Mitsune but that's Kei-cute in the dress." Mutsumi said and Kitsune slowly turned her head from Mutsumi to Keitaro and back again, then back to Keitaro and a snort broke out, followed by another, then she outright broke into laughter and collapsed to the floor in glee before whipping out a camera and taking a photo of both Mutsumi and Keitaro who was blushing furiously.

"OH MY GOD KEITARO HOW DID SHE CONVINCE YOU TO DO THIS!?!?" Kitsune demanded in laughter before a store employee escorted her out as she couldn't even stand from laughing. Mutsumi brushed it off and bought the outfit before they both left and Tama soon showed up just as they left the store. Mutsumi held up the bag with the new clothes and Tama carried it to the Hina Inn.

"Kitsune's never going to let me outlive me being in that dress." Keitaro said and Mutsumi waved it off before leading him into an ice cream parlour and getting a banana split for each of them. He was still blushing from Kitsune's earlier reaction. They ate in silence before Tama came flying out from under the table. "... How did she get under there?" Keitaro asked as Tama landed on Mutsumi's head.

"Tama's my guardian, she can go wherever I go in an instant." Mutsumi said and Tama floated in front of Keitaro for a moment before resting on his head with a satisfied Mew. "She likes you Kei-cute. She's a guardian species too, so she's always liked you." Mutsumi said and Keitaro raised an eyebrow.

"So you can understand her? I've never met her species before so I can't make out anything myself." Keitaro said picking Tama off his head and examining her. "She looks just like a turtle why can't I look just like a cat or just like a human?" Keitaro asked with a slight whine in his voice causing Mutsumi to giggle.

"So Kei-cute want to take a walk in the park?" Mutsumi asked and Keitaro nodded his head and followed her, the walk to the park was uneventful except Mutsumi collapsed once as they crossed one of the roads and he had to catch and carry her to the other side.

"Geeze are you hard to take care off." Keitaro muttered as he set her down on a bench and waited for her to snap back to reality. He heard a metallic click and instantly realizing what was going on Tama landed on Mutsumi and placed a barrier around her deflecting a silenced bullet. A drilling wind spell shot towards Keitaro and he dispelled it by forcing it to spin in the opposite direction rendering it harmless.

"Tsk, what a shame for such a lovely young lady to be taken by demons. But she must be purged regardless." A guttural voice said as a man stepped into the visibility spectrum waves of wind magic cloaking him.

/Gaseus invisibility, amatur stuff I was too busy making sure she was aliright to notice the disruption in the winds. Tama's got no special sensing capacity but I've gotten sloppy./ "Tama, take her someplace safe. Burning Mirage!" he said giving out orders and causing light to move through both Tama and Mutsumi with only a slight waver to give up their presence. In moments they were in the sky as Keitaro and the slayer were staring each other down neither willing to take their eyes off the other for a second.

"How sweet, a pair of guardian demons and their sick ward. I'm sure someone will write a heartbreaker of a novel about it someday. After your disgusting kind are purged from this beautiful world." The slayer said and Keitaro snorted.

"Shut up you hypocrite, I've met your type before, back when I had nothing to protect and it's slayers like you who slaughter innocents on mere suspicions. You're lower then the most depraved devils, at least they don't try to make excuses." Keitaro said as he slowly and calmly evaluated his opponent. /Peachy an air user his drilling wind was pretty powerful too I was barely able to stop it. He just saw me use a fire technique so he'll be watching for that. And his silenced gun, the bullet wasn't blessed or it would have ruptured or at least distorted the shield Tama is a Youma through and through all it cares about is her duty she's too dumb for anything else... meaning the bullet could have a devil, youma or celestial nature and she got lucky, or It's a normal or silver bullet I have no way to know. I'd rather not leave this to luck. He's obviously skilled and an assassin type meaning he has a few more tricks. The best I can hope is for someone to come along and disrupt his concentration long enough to vanish and sneak off./ Keitaro thought as they just stared at each other both in a perfect position to either attack or defend.

The silence between them was heart stopping, both knowing that this could go either way if they so much as blink, suddenly there was a whistling sound and both of them jumped backwards as a fireball erupted between them, the blast force knocking them both backwards and cancelling Keitaro's transformation. "You know man it's kinda stupid to attack demons without knowing what species they are. You could get killed or worse kill an innocent." A familiar voice said and Niles appeared in the middle of the blast range his eyes glowing bright red. "By the way kid, sorry about our previous misunderstanding, the higher ups told me about the exact nature of my family as the fire slayers. Who'd have thought I get dragon in me?" Niles said smirking, his dirty blond hair now a strawberry blond and his eyes slitted as he maintained his newly earned fire magic.

"Wow you pulled one hell of a 180 there. Still that's some pretty sweet fire magic how the hell did you get all this down in just a couple days?" Keitaro asked incredulously hiding his shock with cynicism.

"Special training ground, time's about fifty times as fast. I've had a couple months worth of training and getting used to a second freaking heart!" Niles said an expression of remembered horror in his eyes.

"At least you don't have to deal with a fifth limb appearing and disappearing and turning your balance to all unholy hell!" Keitaro deadpanned and Niles chuckled dryly.

"Anyways put up an illusion and get going I'm taking this psycho into custody." Niles said and Keitaro just looked at him like he was crazy then shrugged.

"Your funeral, watch out for his wind attacks he's an assassin type." Keitaro said putting a mirage around himself and sprinting off on all fours. /and just when things couldn't get any nuttier. What next Kanako shows up portraying her eternal love and loyalty? Despite her being a half spider demon. Oh wait better yet Sis's evil twin shows up after setting me into an arranged marriage./ he thought snickering to himself so much he nearly lost control on the mirage.

He lazily slinked up the steps to the Inn and yawned partway up. He was tired fire magic really took it out of him, granted it was easier then water or earth but maintaining two mirages at once and one at a distance was putting him at his limits. He found Mutsumi's scent on the Hina stairs and he smiled, it was fresh so she was home free he cancelled both fire illusions and sighed with relief as energy rushed back into him. "Oh man that was harder then I thought." Keitaro said as he stood up straight and stretched. "Dumb guy's either dead or damn lucky." He muttered to himself as he walked upright the rest of the way into the Inn.

"So you're saying she convinced Keitaro to take her form and put on a frilly pink dress?!" Naru demanded just as Keitaro entered hearing range, which for him was one step into the Inn.

"A pink, frilly and revealing dress, little fuzzball actually looked pretty sexy. I'm personally planning to see what else he can do and maybe get him to try a few things on myself." Kitsune said giggling and Keitaro groaned and started to walk to his room.

"First I'll put him in a tank top and tight tight jeans and take him on a date!" Kitsune said giggling and Naru joined her, at this point Keitaro's ears were nearly flat in annoyance.

"Isn't that a little narcissistic?" Naru asked still giggling and Keitaro rolled his eyes.

"Oh come on I just wanna see the looks on the guys faces when two foxy women walk in!" Kitsune said and Keitaro could mentally see the foxlike smile he groaned as he started to walk towards them, he needed to set a few things straight.

"Maybe we could make him turn into a little girl and play dress up! It would be neat braiding bright purple hair!" Naru said before bursting out in laughter.

"I am not a dress up doll!" Keitaro roared throwing Naru's room door open to see Mutsumi, Kitsune, and Naru just laughing at his reaction. "You suck."

"By the way Keitaro I forgot to ask you what highschool you went to before, what it's called maybe I was your Senpai." Kitsune said smiling at him.

"I went to an academy for Demons trying to blend into the human world, no human's allowed. It covered everything a human school would with an extra hour devoted to disguise and mannerism practice and mandatory club participation I was in the occult club." Keitaro said remembering Yokai Academy fondly, it was a little ruff but it taught him a lot, he still had trouble believing they found him while he was travelling through Italy.

"So there's a school for monsters you attended and you still don't know how to enter the demon realm!?" Naru demanded her eyes narrowing.

"The guy who took me there was so tight lipped I swear his own wife would have to beat a good morning out of him. Everything was either a riddle or an allusion to what I really asked." Keitaro said gruffly as he sat down with them.

"Ara ara... did you meet any mermaids Kei-cute?" Mutsumi asked and Keitaro thought for a moment.

"No but I met some Sirens." Keitaro said and Naru raised an eyebrow.

"There's a difference?" Naru asked and Keitaro winced.

"Mermaids like to flirt Sirens are their cannibal cousins I swear I still haven't seen so many sharp teeth in one mouth." Keitaro said shivering at the memory of a very sadistic and toothy smile.

"So how was it there?" Naru asked in morbid fascination and Keitaro gave of a pained noise before looking at her straight in the eye.

"Remember when I told you that while travelling the world I learned most of my magic?" He asked and Naru nodded. "I was including my four years in the Yokai Academy, there were only two rules: stay in human form and tell no one what kind of demon you are. But as you know my disguise only lasts so long and I can only transform out of my natural state only once every day and night cycle. When I fist entered the academy I could only hold the transformation for three hours the headmaster understood this so I was exempt from this rule, but it made me absolutely hate many students." He said electing some snickers from Kitsune. "Especially some of the girls there they would never fucking put me down! I was half the student body's glorified plush toy!" Kitsune was laughing her ass off at this point Mutsumi was giggling and Naru was a little more restrained then Kitsune but not by much.

"You may laugh but when you wake up in a random room at all hours of the morning with someone squeezing the daylights out of you you'd hate it too!" He said exuberantly then dropped his arms and raised his right eyebrow as all three of them broke down and laughed, hard. He could even hear Haruka who had been walking up to them.

"Oh my god I can't believe I forgot about that!" Haruka said coming in and picking up Keitaro before sitting down with him on her lap. "He would dump his every woe on my lap and boy is this bringing back some fun little conversations." Haruka said with a grin and Keitaro's eyes widened.

"Oh dear god no." He said palming his face with his ears drooping.

"What's the matter? I can't tell them that at least ten girls ended up stalking you to either play dress up or have you moved into their room? Or how you were yanked out of your seat daily and put into a girls lap until you resolutely slammed out all thoughts of being female out, and hoped you would come out an ugly looking son-of-a-bitch when you hit twenty? Or maybe the name of your first kiss who came onto you while you did everything you could including setting yourself on fire to keep her off? Oh remember that time that a succubus got addicted to your life energy and wouldn't give you a moment's peace? You had to get the headmaster to place a seal on her to make her stop!" Haruka said slyly as Keitaro got more and more red and embarrassed Kitsune's eyes were as wide as saucers and they danced with laughter and Naru was both amazed and about to fall to the floor, Mutsumi on the other hand was pitying the little Neko and petted him gently.

"It's also where he developed an acute hatred for all cat toys and catnip, especially after the girls there realized your weakness for it. Oh the pictures that the headmaster sent were..."

"YOU HAVE PICTURES!?!?" Keitaro screamed in embarrassment while standing up and grabbing the sides of her head, Haruka just smiled at him and his expression grew fearful. "Oh my god you really do..." he said and his knees gave away as his blushed started to actually glow crimson as Haruka pulled out some of the ones with him in tamer positions, namely him unconsciously clinging onto various girls like a living backpack, sometimes with his nose at the base of the neck at others just above the butt.

"If I live to see a thousand I still won't live that down." He muttered to himself in shame.

"Aww come on, the really juicy ones are safely hidden and under lock, key and code." Haruka said smugly.

"Thanks." Keitaro muttered without a trace of sarcasm.

Polls!

I know, I know, I know! I've been really delayed but everything with school came down to a massive crunch and I had to turn my muse to academics so sorry for the massive delay.

What do you think about this eh? I'm pretty mean to the poor little bastard aren't I?

Every Girl available: 4

Motoko: 7

Kitsune: 12

Shinobu: 3

Su: 1

Mutsumi: 2

Naru: 3

My Choice: 3

Original Character: 0

Kanako: 1

Remember if I get 10 requests to reset the vote I will.