Hi hanks for your review! this is a cross over. so I'm pretty nervous from it, and their are things there to watch out for so my apologies if any of this insults people here we go!

oh and a massive thanks to 'Gazing on the Arabesque' for the support! I'll do my best :)

Chapter 2: Terrible twins (triplets minus one), a fumed demon, mad twilights, a knuckle headed fume box and a hedgehog in a straight jacket please!

Dr Eggman entered a ruined apartment to see….

"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU GUYS!" he cried.

A girl with get black hair and sapphire streaks stared at him.

"OH HELL NO! YOU" she screamed in shock.

"…great…" Shadow muttered in agreement.

"Sonic…" Dr Eggman stared in utter shock as he saw the blue hedgehog in a straight jacket with two men in white with needles in their belts, Black Doom with two minions either side of him while holding a crow bar, Vaati sat with his mother, his brother and Zant who was really chewed off, Knuckles was red in the face with a fag in his hand and Ezlo clawing his staff.

"Why are you here for?" Ezlo asked.

"Oh I tried to enslave children, you?" Dr Eggman replied.

"There's a place for people like that… prison" she said meanly.

He stared at her in anger while Sonic drooled from the drugs.

"I snapped and lunged at Vaati! HE BLEW UP MY HOME AND MY LAB! WHERE THE HELL AM I GOING TO LIVE NOW!" Ezlo screamed.

"Well we did say you can live with us" Shadow said.

"Yeh Sonic's got to be in a mental institute in the meantime so you could crash out in his room" the girl replied casually.

"NO! I want MY HOME! (He threw his arms up in the air) MUMMY! FORGIVE MEEEEEE!" he cried.

They stared at him in silence.

"I broke the castle to pieces" Zant said through Ezlo's cry.

"I've been robbed! By my own brother!" Vaati exasperated.

"SHE over there…!"

"HEY! I HAVE NAME YOU KNOW! YOU WHITE FACED POINTY EARED ALBINOED NUT HEADED FRUIT CAKE!" the girl screamed in pure rage.

"SIS!" Shadow warned.

"SONIC!" she warned in near fright as Sonic turned black but was sedated again.

She shook her head in disappointment.

"HE drove ME buts by taunting me!" she snapped.

"I DID NO SUCH THING!" he growled back "You ATTACKED A TEACHER!"

"HEY! I attacked them because you got me moody!" she snapped.

"Hey cus…!" Dr Eggman called.

"YEH… DOC!" she spat venomous flames from her mouth in anger while he shivered.

"Why are you here for? I thought you took anger management with your counsellor?" he asked.

"I DID but exams stopped it" she said.

"Shame, but what were you here for?" he asked.

"She broke someone's nose…aahck!" Shadow cried as she nearly tore his nose off to one side while in a bored expression.

"I cussed Sackary, shot Shadow here (glared at him) while he danced the bullets and I gave the teachers the eye out of hate…"

"Sis, suicide is not the answer" Shadow warned.

"Typical Emo boy! You do it all the time but I cannot! Hypocrisy! What on earth has gone on with the world! HAS THE WORLD GONE MAD!" she screamed.

"She shot me!" Sonic cried while turning black.

"GOOD!" she yelled so loud that the building trembled for a few minutes causing him to slump in fear before she got him again.

"At least you didn't lose control while…"

"YOU LITTLE BRAT!" Knuckles growled.

"HEY! YOU SET ANGEL ISLAND ON FIRE BY DROPPING YOUR FRICKING BLOODY BA(CENSORED!) FAG!" she screamed and he also slumped in fear as she had a fire ora (Hint! Hint! Shadow's….).

"Bass tried to stab Slur in the chest…"

"Only to get obliterated by mum who stared at dad in pure rage while he had a sweat drop, at least…"

"WHO ASKED YOU KNUX!!" she screamed. Shadow sat away before she melted the chair.

"Cus I'm sure things will get better" Eggman tried to smile.

"Try being placed in a straight jacket!" she growled which took the smile off his face. (And looked like he had been hit with a ton of bricks at the same time with a car wheel screech w)

"but they did release you" Nina smiled uneasily.

"'Are you feeling lucky? Are you feeling REALLY lucky!' was my expression to the guards and shadow too. IFHEDOES THAT AGAIN!" she warned.

"Zelda even put me into a mental institute! Because her mind drove me mad!" she cried.

"Sis you were" Shadow held her arm as she was yanking his nose even more.

"I was not!"

"at least sapphire dragon broke you out of it" Nina said.

"True it drove her nuts! Either they released me or the bomb she placed inside the facility would blow up" she explained casually.

"BUT…BUT IT WAS CUSTARD!" Nina spluttered.

"Yeh, along with cabbage casserole… yuck" she shivered.

She stared at Shadow as if impressed with him.

"Sit down" she said. "NOW!" she ordered which made the apartment to rumble in fear, causing Shadow sat down quickly.

"HE won't leave me alone!" she screamed.

"HE HAS A NAME!" he yelled back.

"Shaikara! Baskarnar bikar!" she screamed (1)

"I can't believe I have to end up with my nemesis'" Back Doom. He looked at the twilight boy.

"And a traitor" he muttered/ forced out, in anger and in shame. The rest (except him) nodded in agreement.

"Why are you here?" Eggman asked, cutting Black Doom off.

"Master kept attacking the people, with his bone in his hands while trying to rob a bank. Unfortunately he eat 5 people along the way" said one of his minions.

"I WAS HUNGRY!" Black Doom yelled and folded his arms like a bad child that just had a tantrum.

"Yeh! And that's not all. He ended up killing the rest and one of our brothers in frustration" said the other.

"And you will be next" Black Doom growled.

"Yikes! Have mercy!" their cried like little girls with shrill voices as they held each other in fear from their master.

"Shadow how come you've come here?" Eggman asked.

"I attacked my College teacher, bleeding coach! He failed my on purpose! The lazy git… now he's gone, I may have a new one but now I have to take the course, AGAIN!" Shadow roared in anger.

"Sonic caught a villain only to nearly rip his throat along with the rest of the villain in his dark super form! Courtesy of HIM!" she scr (censored) ed him a look. He just turned away.

"Yikes what about you Midna? You were never this bad unless your son gave you a slap" Eggman asked.

"MY SON NEARLY GOT F(CENSORED(she's real mad now))ING EXPELLED FOR IRRATIONAL BEHAVIOR SO I LOSED MY TEMPER!" she screeched even more in rage. (2)

"MUM!" the twilight boy growled.

"NOW DON'T YOU START…!" the door opened quickly.

"PROTOMAN!" Shadow yelled.

"Oh please don't tell us it's about the pink bow!?" she cried in anger.

"DO YOU HAVE TO SCREAM IT OUT LOUD!" he blushed in embarrassment.

"Did you attack Megaman?" Knuckles cried.

"HE EARNT IT!" he roared in reply.

"But that was…."

"Good mooorning everyone! Isn't this a great day to be happy! Yes? I thought so" called a VERY happy old man in a small tricycle.

They stared in utter shock while some resisted the urge to cry in shock.

"I am Coach Swindle and I'll be your official anger management teacher" he smiled as if heaven just slapped him (but with what?)

He was old, grey haired, small glasses, tiny, goatee, and in a suit!

What the hell the girl stared in shock while Shadow nodded in agreement.

"Amina! Earth to Amina!" she snapped out of her daydream.

"Wha? Did someone die yet?" she asked.

"What! Don't be silly! … and don't speak of death ever again" he muttered a little darkly.

"Shut up!" Amina snapped.

"EHAM! Slislu no provoking… (Slislu stares) besides this is support to be a group and place of looove… Ahhh!" Coach Swindle smiled (if unicorns were there with rainbows and fairies and bleeding pixies (no offence) were there he'd be dancing by now)

Their reaction however was somewhat disturbing

Image

Shadow nearly killing him,

Twilights' were praying to be released from this somewhat torture.

Eggman saying "I promise I will be good. I won't be enslaving any children any more I'll stop trying and wearing my mother's thongs…. JUST GET ME OUTTA HERE!" he screamed in agony. However Amina was a different case at that time.

"Why! Why! Why! Why me?! What did I do to deserve this hell fire?" she pleaded then threw her self out the window. Only to break bones.

"Aww mann! WHY! I HATE YOU!"

"Sis give it up! The spell is permanent!" Shadow roared.

Knuckles lights his fag only to drop it while in near traumatic shock but tries to light another then drops that to.

Sonic stated to drool more in fear as the floor starts to soak with his saliva.

"Chaud! I a little girl! Get me outta here!" Protoman cried. He got a response…

"….no" was his replied before the connection broke.

Black Doom ended up eating his minions in shock.

Nina stared at the window only to be pushed outside.

Ezlo was rocking backwards and forwards like a child cradling their teddy only except he was cradling his staff.

Image end

The rest nearly had their eye balls threatening to pop out at any time.

"Or I'll rip your tongue out!" Amina heard signs and growls of annoyance.

"Amina, p…p… please calm down" he stammered in shock.

"I'll calm down when he is wiped out of my head and of existence!" she screamed.

"Here we go again" Shadow mumbled.

"This always happens now when we even put them in one room" Knuckles signed.

"TEMPER!" he roared as they were at each others throats and at each others faces as if a battle to the end (pointless is you ask me)….

The door slammed open…again…

"Sorry I'm late the comet highway was slow!" Duo said.

"Ah the boutique lover welcome" Coach Swindle smiled as Amina turned away from Slislu to stand and face Duo.

"Hi what happened?" she asked.

"Your mum was keeping an eye on the comet while I went after my favorite boutique store only to find out that…

"His favorite perfume peerages were gone and nearly destroyed the universe because of it…" Coach Swindle had almost finished until.

"What are ya gay? Why d'ya need perfume anyways?" Amina asked in shock.

"Yeh you look fine without it" Shadow said.

"Me mommy said that it is good to make a first impression in everything" Duo replied in a child like way.

"Oh brother" she signed.

"man watta gay (no offence she's like that)" Nina stared.

"I'll say" Sonic cringed by the drugs again.

"HEY! HE WAS FINE!" Knuckles and Nina snapped then Sonic slurred/ drooled saliva from his mouth.

"YUCK PEOPLE!" Nina cried.

"Can we get on with it… (Getting his wits together) please" Swindle spluttered politely (either that or he'd get hit with a bat saying "shhuut uuuuuup!" and fall with a bang sound in the back ground)

"Sure (he smiled) Dorkey butt" Vaati snickered and the rest howled with laughter while Coach Swindle stared in near anger.

"1…2…3…4…5…6…7…8…9…10" he panted.

"Can we please get on with it?" Swindle cried.

"What ev! Old man!" Nina signed while they laughed.

"This is going to be a long day" he signed he looked at the group before them.

"But at least their smiling" he said cheerfully but…

Slislu cried in terror as Shadow tore out his intestines and fed it to their dog Orgiri.

Who was BIG!

"A very long day" he signed.

I have baaaad feeling about this.

Sorry if it was boring and lame, chapter will take time though I haven't done it yet so I'll try my best.

Read and review but please be nice but no flames please

1)This is ancient language but the words she says are full of insults if I don't put a bracket afterwards then you know.

2) the censored is bad I know but swearing is not always my thing so for the safety of people seeing every curse that comes from under the moon I censor it

Till next time bye!

This production was from 'idiots are us' if fully not satisfied with content we will simply give you a refund motivation of the cookie company for a healthier lifestyle