Alright this is a bit of a filler chapter based around fleshing out Keitaro's recovery as a person and the hell he can raise when he's in the mood. This is a chapter for laughs as I try to figure out how the hell do to a harem without messing it up completely like I've seen time and again. I'm thinking of doing it slowly so that each girl's opinions of and place in it are fully fleshed out. By the way Tsuroko and Haruka are not options in the harem; it's pushing it to have Kanako in but doable.

I don't own any Anime or Manga that I use or reference. That should cover the disclaimer without giving things away.

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//thoughts//

Magic!

Story!

Haruka was on the verge between awake and asleep only barely aware of the world around her, she noticed that her pillow was harder then normal and she smacked it getting a slight grunt in reply. Her eyes opened in shock and she stared into the slowly awakening face of Seta. "Mmmmm Morning Haru-chan, I wasn't expecting you to be up so early after last night. I can still barely feel my thighs." He said gently with that goofy grin of his as Haruka started hyper-ventilating then on instinct she reached back and punched him so hard he erupted into a blast of smoke.

"Oww, come on sis did you have to hit so hard?" Keitaro muttered rubbing his jaw. She then grabbed him by the large t-shirt he was wearing and started shaking him.

"Just what the hell do you think your doing?! Taking his form and sleeping with me, what the hell is wrong with you?!?!" she practically screamed at him as he was seeing stars and pretty birdies.

"Ohh the birdies look so tasty nyaaa..." Keitaro said his eyes replaced by swirls on how off balance he was. Haruka gave him a double slap to the face snapping it out of him and dropped him on the floor with a "NYA!!"

"Alright buster explain just what went though your head when you decided to sneak into my futon as Seta!" she told him and he recoiled at the fire in her eyes. //Holy crap! Maybe she does have demon blood!// he thought as he stared at her. "Now"

"Well... the yokai girls will be here for weeks so sleeping in the Inn is dangerous... and I wasn't really in the mood to be cuddled up to someone and I wondered what it would feel like to be the bigger person for once... I also thought that it should be Seta because he would be familiar and other forms that size wouldn't so they might scare you..." Keitaro said his eyes turning huge and watery as he tried to guilt her //Please work, please work, please work// he thought desperately.

"I'm not falling for that one again Keitaro, drop the eyes." Haruka said and Keitaro sniffed and started to whimper a little. //Crap he's serious... oh crap oh no oh no no no.// she thought in a panic. Then she noticed a slight twitch in his tail, //That lying little... still its one hell of an act.// she thought as she remembered that his tail would twitch at the tip to his right if he was faking and to his left if he made something up. //Let's see if I can milk this.// she thought grinning internally as she swept him up into a hug and started to baby him.

"Alright you caught me I got it." Keitaro said and then was yanked up by his tail.

"Good now what did we learn?" Haruka asked him.

"That when transforming into Seta to prank you go in the buff." Keitaro said then grinned as Haruka was at a complete loss for words. "And the kitten is the winner!" Keitaro cheered as she dropped him and he landed perfectly. He started to walk out chuckling until he caught on of Haruka's pillows upside the head knocking him forwards. Rolling with it he went down to all fours and chucked it right back at her then dashed off on all fours before she could launch a second volley.

He exited the Tea house chuckling and he faced the sunset feeling his mental clock reset and the limits on his power refuel. He still couldn't figure out why he wasn't able to use all his powers to their fullest extent but he could tell the end of that was coming up fast. He yawned and stretched his tail a little before turning to a brown cat and lazily walking up on the ramp like sides of the stairs. Just as he was about to entre the Inn he caught two unfamiliar human scents, normally this wouldn't be much of a problem but he could smell that they were male.

Padding after the source he found a couple tracks and the longer ones had a larger stride and left less of an indent then the others which were broad with short strides but plenty of signs showing he was in a rush. //So a stick and a fat guy.// Keitaro thought before running after whoever they were. He came across two glasses wearing guys probably around his age, as he had guessed one was a heavyset guy and the other was a walking skeleton.

"Come on man, some of the most beautiful women in Tokyo are just feet away we need to find a hole." The shorter one said. //Bloody perverts, should I maul them? Set them on fire? Send them into LEO?...//

"I don't know about this, I hear that their also really harsh and this place has some sort of guardian." The taller one said nervously. //Perfect, I know exactly what I'm gonna do.//

"Oh come off it, if there's a demon here don't you think it would have been exorcised?" the shorter one said and Keitaro smirked as he was transforming into the blade tail tiger form.

"They tried, but none will move me from my lands. Intruders." Keitaro said in a deep voice laced with power so it would have an affect on their primal flight instincts.

"Oh my god... it's real, it's really real." The taller one said and the shorter one merely whimpered as he wet himself.

//Big brother!// Kanako thought as she spotted him from the rooftop with two cornered perverts. //Looks like fun, maybe I should join in.// she thought.

"Now perhaps we should have the girls come here to decide your fate. After all you wanted to see them so, I'm sure Su will bring her explosives, Motoko will most likely have her sword about her and Naru is as strong as any Oni I know. Now the question is what do you think they will do to you?" Keitaro said still using the power laced voiced to scare the shit out of them.

"Where are those perverts?!?!" Naru hollered as she Motoko and Kanako rushed towards Keitaro.

"Good timing, I just caught these two perverts trying to find a hole in the wall to peek through. Any suggestions?" Keitaro asked and all three of them grinned.

"Eat em." Naru said dismissively and the taller one had now wet himself.

"Well that certainly is an option it just takes hours to get all those little bones out of my teeth and they don't go down quietly either, always screaming and begging..." Keitaro said getting a snort from Motoko and a giggle from Kanako as the fat one fainted. Keitaro stomped with his front left paw and a small bit of rock catapulted the fat one back up and he watched in fear once again.

"Perhaps we could let them go if we were to make sure that these vile males are forever unable to indulge in a wanton desire for young women." Motoko said gripping her sword for emphasis as both of the men paled even further to a ghost white.

"Hmm, Perhaps." Keitaro said flicking the tail blade near the areas of interest. "But a little crude." Keitaro said slowly as if honestly considering it. //I wish I had a camera right now.// Keitaro thought.

"Perhaps you can give them to me big brother? I have a few transformation potions I wish to test but I have been unable to find willing subjects." Kanako said and Keitaro grinned viciously.

"I agree." Motoko said.

"Sounds good." Naru said.

Keitaro then took his kitten form. "Then I leave them to you. But be warned perverts attempt to escape and I will return." He said and he ran off into the nearby bushes. //Now what are you planning Kanoko? This aught to be good.// he thought as he slowly stalked after the two guys being escorted at sword point to Kanako's room where she riffled through her things.

"Ah! Here we are, I was wondering how to fully transform someone both age and gender wise, luckily I think I put a timer on these." Kanako said. //I know I put a timer on these, but those two are so much fun to watch them squirm.// she thought as both of them nearly panicked at that.

"Don't even think about it." Keitaro said from behind them. And they turned and screamed at the sight of the kitten who had started licking his flank purring slightly.

"What are you still doing here?!" the tall one asked falling on his butt and trying to crawl away.

"I live here." Keitaro said simply. "So sis what are you turning them into? Mice? Rabbits? Cranes? Those are good eating."

"Oh no, these two wanted to see some women so why don't we turn them into women? Of course it fully depends so many variables." Kanako said and Haruka who had come up the stairs knew immediately what was going on.

"Look Kanako stop beating around the bush already and just give it to them." Haruka said walking into view and the guys whimpered. She had heard thee commotion and had come to investigate but couldn't help but laugh at this situation. Kanako was known for using ironic punishments on people who annoyed her. Most of them which were kids who chased Kuro too much were turned into kittens that were enspelled to be irresistibly cute to little girls and they would be absolutely smothered with affection.

"Fine." Kanako said uncorking a pair of fizzing green vials and tossing the contents on both Haitani and Shirai shifted into a tall willowy girl and a short pudgy girl respectively. Shirai immediately grabbed his/her chest.

"B-boobs!" Shirai said shocked about to faint.

"It-it's gone." Haitani said feeling between his/her legs and had to be caught by Haruka before he/she fainted. Shirai soon followed but wasn't caught as he/she slammed into the ground.

"Alright Kanako I know that was more then a simple sex change you just pulled on them. What little bit of irony did you mix in?" Keitaro asked and Kanako grinned.

"Yea that's a good question there." Kitsune said as she walked in with Su and Shinobu in tow.

"Simple, these two are staying as straight as arrows." Kanako said and it took Keitaro all of two seconds before bursting out into laughter.

"U-um... how is that a bad thing?" Shinobu asked staring at the limp kitten who was howling with laughter. Haruka recovered next.

"Well basically a straight guy goes for girls but a straight girl will..." Haruka started to explain

"Go for guys." Kitsune said and looked at Kanako in awe. "I wonder... since they turned into their girl versions would I come out a hunk? Maybe even date a girl here..." Kitsune mused snickering at the thought of it all and sending a shiver down Naru, Keitaro and Motoko's spine as Su bounced wondering what everyone would look like as the opposite gender and Shinobu fainted from the thought of being the only girl in a dorm full of hot guys.

"Well let's leave them on a couch and check their reactions later. They want in the hotsprings so we'll let em. But they won't be able to enjoy it." Kanako said and they all stared at her.

"Jeez Kanako you've gotten pretty cruel with those potions of yours. I love it!" Keitaro said chuckling. "Maybe we should up their libidos while female so they end up flirting with guys? Those'll leave a mark."

"Sounds traumatizing. Yet good since you're too much of a bleeding heart to keep scaring them after they wake up." Kanako said.

"I'm a nice guy. Sue me!" Keitaro said there was a squeal nearby and he bolted to a nearby wall and it spun with him as he dashed down a secret tunnel to escape the fangirls. They quickly followed him down and disappeared into the darkness. "It'll take them all day to find me now." Keitaro said sneaking out of a small passageway in the ceiling and dropping down transforming into his kid form as he went and landed with a soft "Nya"

"Oww." Shirai said numbly and Keitaro smirked.

"So what next with these two?" Keitaro asked grinning.

"Lock them in a room together with nothing but a Yaoi novel to keep them occupied." Kitsune suggested and Keitaro stared at her.

"Ouch. Isn't that a little cruel?" Naru asked.

"They were falling over themselves to peep on you." Keitaro reminded her.

"Which room are we locking them in? Maybe we could get them into something revealing then have them in public when they change back?" Naru immediately said causing Kitsune to snigger and Keitaro to roll his eyes at the rapid change of pace.

It took all of ten minutes for everything to be put into place and they were planning to release the neo-women when the potions wore off. "So... I'm going to go scare the crap out of people today." Keitaro said grinning a little.

"Before you go, mind explaining just what kind of revelation gave you your courage back?" Motoko asked and Keitaro grinned.

"I realised that being afraid won't keep the slayers away. That if I'm scared then people close to me might get hurt. I almost lost Kanako because of it... I have to face my problems running will only make it worse. I also can't go in breath burning and tearing down the skies either people get killed that way. Yesterday was one slap in the face after another... that enough?" Keitaro asked scratching the back of his neck his ears flattened and his tail moving slowly from side to side.

"Yea just don't lead any exorcists back here." Naru said mildly (Read Extremely) impressed at how fast Keitaro had grown up.

"Will do now Adieu!" he said and he coiled wind around his hands and stretched it and put pressure on it and just as he was aiming for Nerima to chase after a martial artist he had heard was afraid of cats. He was getting the aim right when there was a squeal and he released early to escape a fangirl glomp. "Ahhhh!!!... Oh god a swallowed a bug!" //Well... crap. I have no idea where in Tokyo I'll land, and if I try to stop mid air to change trajectory I'll pull an arm out of it's socket...// "Good thing cat's land on their feet. Though it's a toss up to where I'll Euagh! I swallowed another!"

(A.N. I originally planed to end the chapter here but... YAY CAFFEINE!)

Warning Crossovers Ahead

"...Nyaaa... If I'd known the flight'd be so boring I'd brought a gameboy or something... Nyaaaa..." Keitaro said from his pose it looked like he was reclining in mid air and soaring backwards with his tail blowing all over the place. He heard a roar and a woman shouting something but he couldn't make it out in all the wind. "Nya? What the hell is that!?" Keitaro screamed as a huge batlike form with crystal protrusions rose up in front of him and it turned just in time to be slammed into and knocked out of the air.

"NYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!" Keitaro screamed as they both flew like bricks towards the ground and he was having a hard time grabbing onto air currents with the weird bat-bird thing messing them up. He jumped to the side and sunk his claws into the wind and started to slow his fall as if he was braced against a wall. Looking in some respects like a pirate hero that had stabbed the sail and was riding it down. He caught sight of a disc made of physical and magic energies flying to the demon wannabe and destroying it.

"You! Cat kid!" A commanding but insure voice shouted just as Keitaro slid to a stop in mid air about five feet off the ground. "Are you for or against love and justice?" Sailor Moon demanded and Keitaro let go and landed softly before turning around and nearly facefaulting at the sight of the fuku outfit she was wearing.

"What the hell are you wearing?" Keitaro asked his posture incredulous. "And just who are you anyways?" he asked glancing around at the girls in Fukus //Don't they know clothes like that'll give anyone a panty shot if they so much as take a step?// he wondered as he just stared at them. //My god the pedophiles even got a little girl in on it. Nasty// he thought as he spotted Chibi-Usa.

"These uniforms allow us to use high level order magic aligned with celestial bodies." Pluto answered him and Keitaro turned to stare at her.

"It's also a pervert's wet dream. I doubt you could do anything but stand ramrod straight unless you want to give a panty shot. Or thong depending on what you're wearing." Keitaro said and gave a very meaningful look towards Jupiter.

"Y-y-you little pervert!" Jupiter screamed turning bright red and she blasted lighting at him but it was nimbly dodged.

"How old are you?" Chibi-Usa asked and Keitaro thought quickly.

"The square root of forty nine million eight hundred and twenty nine thousand four hundred and eighty one days." Keitaro said with a huge grin. //Suck on that.// he thought as he saw all of them but Pluto and Mercury look instantly confused but all Pluto did was smack her forehead and Mercury began typing at her little computer.

"So you're nearly twenty then?" Mercury asked after a minute and Keitaro nodded snickering. "Then mind explaining why you don't look any older then ten?"

"Oh I'm under a most dreadful curse cast by sorcerer most foul... oh forget it, I'm out of practice with the art of bullshitting. I'm a demon, celestial class of the guardian breeds with the Neko strains dominant but all guardian breeds have at least a bit off all guardian strains. I'm just about to leave childhood and become an adult in about two months now."

"You're a demon?" Mars said shocked and Keitaro nodded.

"Yep, powerful one too." He said cheekily and she began to charge up her fire magic when he shrunk down into a tiny kitten with soulful eyes and the fireball soared overhead. "Mya?" he mewed pitifully and the girls were just staring now completely off balance. //Strike! You're out!// Keitaro mentally cheered as his kitten form worked it's magic. //Crap.// he thought as Chibi-Usa rushed forwards and started cuddling him, hard.

"Oww! Lay off! Demon or not I still need to breath!!" he shouted and Chibi-Usa blushed and held him away somewhat as he panted desperately. The rest of the scouts quickly crowded in and Uranus picked him up roughly by the scruff of the neck and stared at him.

"Are you aligned with the death busters?" she asked sternly.

"Are you female? You smell like it but I can't tell either way otherwise." Keitaro snapped back his patience brought up short by being handled like that. Uranus was about to slam him into the ground when Neptune gently plucked him away and held him carefully.

"No time to lose your temper love" she said to calm Uranus down "Are you or are you not a threat to people?" She asked kindly.

"That fully depends on the person. For the most part no, I'm not a threat." Keitaro said. "What are you girls supposed to be anyways? You don't act like demon slayers."

"We are the pretty soldiers of love and justice! The Sailor Senshi! Surly you're heard of us?" Moon said and Keitaro put a paw to his mouth in a thinking pose that looked cute but not sickeningly so and pretended to think.

"Nope never heard of you and... if you're all about love and justice then where the hell were you when slayers were pumping my tail full of lead and silver?" Keitaro asked causing them to back up a little.

"They've only been at this for the last year or so." Pluto responded.

"Then what about yesterday? They tried to kill me and my sister and if I hadn't gotten one of them instead and my sister nailing the other they would have killed us! In public!" Keitaro protested and they starred at him.

"How did you survive?" Venus asked curious.

"My sister brought black magic and I brought fire." Keitaro said.

"That's all well and good but... could you please lower him to my level?" Luna asked a little crossly. Keitaro was promptly on the ground and being stared at by the lunar cats and all the senshi. "But you have yet to answer the question as to what you really are." She said.

"I told you all! I'm a demon! A cat demon! Celestial class means I'm a good guy. I'm still a toddler but not for long. What else do you want to know? My blood type? My bank PIN?" he asked incredulously trying not to laugh.

"Um... why are you here?" Saturn asked and Keitaro huffed.

"I used magic to slingshot myself to Nerima but was going to overshoot it when I slammed into that demon wannabe mid flight. Swallowed a couple off bugs too Yuck..." Keitaro said making a face and sticking out his tongue. "Well anyways... which way to Nerima?" Keitaro asked and confused Saturn pointed the way which was to her left. "Thanks."

"Wait why are you heading there?" Pluto asked.

"Well there's supposed to be some uber powerful martial artist with severe Ailuropobia and it's just too good an opportunity to pass up. Adieu!" he said and dashed off as fast as he could on his small legs before changing back into the cat-kid form and jumping onto the rooftop and started jumping from rooftop to rooftop silent as a ghost. It took him no time at all until he was on the rooftop of the famous Furinken High just in time to see Hurricane Akane blow through the Hoard of Hentai. He jumped down and drop kicked some guy spouting about sorcerers and tigers knocking him out instantly.

He saw it instantly, it wasn't fear of cats, just a half assed ascension ritual. "Holy crap." Keitaro said.

"W-what are you?" Akane asked walking up to him and he swatted her aside and walked towards the paralyzed by fear Ranma.

"Well I'll be damned. I came here to have some fun with the martial artist afraid of cats but... not a Neko ken applicant... Let's walk and talk." Keitaro said coiling his tail around his waist and flattening his cat ears until they disappeared into his hair.

"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-cat." Ranma said backing up as Keitaro approached.

"Look I can cure you of the Neko ken instantly but I need you to have at least one person willing to look out for you. It will give you access to four elements of magic a near limitless lifespan and formshifting on top of claws new ears and a tail. Follow." Keitaro said and Ranma still shell shocked did so going back the opposite way.

"But you're going to be late!" Akane shouted to him

"Back off girl! This is far more important." Keitaro shouted to her and grabbed Ranma's hand and led him out of sight and into an alley. "Alright I can finish the Neko ken and adding a bit of my energy and blood will cause a chain reaction turning you into a full blown Neko Hanyo. Problem is for one week you'll be in the Neko state and in the form of a small cat. Can you tell me anyone who can look after you during that?" Keitaro asked

"ummmm..."

"That wasn't supposed to be a stumper. Is there anyone you trust not to take advantage of you and to take care of you fairly and not hold it over your head?" Keitaro asked his brow knitted a bit.

"Um Doctor Tofu. Why are you offerin' to help out o the blue?" Ranma asked.

"I'm a Celestial Type Demon... It's what I do. Anyways let's get to Tofu's place and explain the situation." Keitaro said and Ranma led the way quietly as if intimidated.

"Ranma shouldn't you be at school? Has something been twisted out of place again?" Tofu asked and Ranma shook his had and pointed to Keitaro who sighed.

"I'm planning on completing the Neko ken it will remove his fear of cats and give him access to new abilities but for a full week he'll have a cat mindset and body. You're one of the few people he could think to trust enough with this. Are you willing to have a temporary pet?" Keitaro asked and Doctor Tofu stared.

"I'd love to but I need some more information first. This is a deep seated trauma even with magic it shouldn't be so easy to cure."

"Very true. You see the Neko ken and its variants are actually demonic ascension rituals. A human can have demon blood infused in them to become one eights demon and gain magic access. The Demonic Ascension Rituals are designed to make it so that the recipient ends up one half instead. Like me he'll have mana and many catlike features and mannerisms, unlike me he'll keep his ki and already has a defined gender. The week long time as a cat will slowly and painlessly merge the instincts of his new animal side into him. The problem with an incomplete Neko ken is that the instincts have no natural release. As such they stay bottled up until the boiling point, cats aren't the only trigger, not being triggered for too long is another. That's why all known applicants go insane. The unknown ones are the ones who immediately get an infusion right afterwards so there is little to no evidence of the training." Keitaro explained and Ranma stared at him as did Tofu.

"So pops did do the right technique... only half way though?" Ranma asked and Keitaro nodded.

"Is everyone ready for this?"Keitaro asked and at two nods he bit his thumb and took Ranma's shivering arm and let a single drop of blood fall on it. He focused his magic into the blood and it sank into Ranma's skin who began sparking up with random bits of blue fire until he shrunk down out of his clothes and into a black cat who looked up and mewed.

"What did he say?" Tofu asked and Keitaro shook his head.

"Meows are just sounds, animals communicate through the eyes. A meow is like nodding the head, it's very limited." Keitaro said and he kneeled down and they stared at each other. "Ranma's personality is asleep and his new instincts are safely in control. I've told him that you are his caretaker and someone safe. So you don't have to worry about him running off." He said and Doctor Tofu nodded.

"Are you sure this will work?" he asked.

"Oh yea I've seen it done. Anyways is there anywhere I can mess with people and get away with it?" Keitaro asked and Doctor Tofu stared for a little then laughed.

"Well Ranma finds trouble everywhere, however the five most active places are the highschool, the Tendo Dojo, the Cat Cafe, Uchans, and the Kuno Mansion, although the Mansion is a madhouse with many, many booby traps. The Cat Cafe has a very savvy and suspicious Amazon matriarch and they are very touchy about supernatural beings." Tofu said and Ranma fully in a cat mindset jumped onto his lap and flopped onto his side purring.

"Thanks, I think I'll wrestle up some lunch there. Want me to get you anything?"

"The beef ramen's pretty good... Not to look a gift horse in the mouth but why are you doing all this?"

"It's my nature, I'm a guardian, a protector, its in the blood. I don't let anyone suffer if I can help it." Keitaro said. "Cyo." He said walking out as Tofu absently scratched behind Ranma's ears in thought before pulling out a journal about anything interesting that happened to walk in his door and an Altruistic Demon rated high on that list.

"Nihow! Welcome to the cat cafe and... what you?" Shampoo asked staring at Keitaro who grinned (pardon the pun) cattily at her.

"Hmm... good question what am I?"

"Shampoo no know."

"Exactly."

"What?"

"Right on the Money!" Keitaro said grinning as the girl turned red in frustration and whipped out a pair of bonbori and was about to lay into him when he just vanished in a flash of fire. They were still over her head and she lowered them muttering about annoying cats in Chinese when she saw he was standing on her weapons. "I take offence to your remarks." He said bending at the waist so that he was staring her in the eyes. She started quivering in her anger and started flailing wildly.

"You I kill!" She shouted as Cologne pogoed in on her staff and watched with interest.

"Some warrior. Can't even keep your cool." Keitaro remarked as he smoothly dodged every attack and by using fire to cloak the movement and wind to give him a blast of speed he had a blade of solid rock at Shampoo's throat. "I came here for lunch but this was fun." He said dropping the knife. "So I'll let you go. I'm not a killer anyways." He said jumping off her back and landing perfectly and cross legged on a stool. "Now is there a menu or do I have to guess?" he asked and Cologne cackled.

"If you were human I'd drag you right back to Joketsuzoku, but you are not... however I'm going to have to ask that you finish your business here quickly our favoured customer is afraid of cats." She said giving him a level look while handing him a menu.

"Aww, I came here just to mess with the guy but he bailed pretty fast. I'm refuelling before I go to hound him some more. It's a frickin riot to see him run away screaming with a little nya." Keitaro said chuckling and Cologne cackled a bit.

"I'd imagine it is. Have you made your decision?" Cologne asked.

"Yea a couple sticks of dango and ramen beef bowl to go." Keitaro said pulling out the needed amount and handing it to Cologne then blinking as she handed him his order. "Okay I've had fast food but this is just plain ridiculous." He said and the old woman cackled.

"Anyways kitten you might want to leave before Shampoo plots vengeance much further." She sad and taking her advice Keitaro left his tail swaying behind him. He jumped up and was quickly back in Tofu's office again.

"Keitaro! I didn't here you come in." He said surprised. Keitaro grinned and passed the food.

"Dango's mine if you don't mind." Keitaro said and Tofu passed him the sticks. "So I hear this district is a little nuts, any inside info?" he asked around the dumplings in his mouth.

"Well Ranma here." Tofu said gesturing to the cat that had taken to lying on his head and purring gently, with a second hand collar that said Mittens on it. "Is dead centre to all of it." he said and took a bit of the ramen. "Good as ever... you have to hand it to those martial artists. If there is a way to make something perfect they will."

"Anyways as to where I can recommend if you want to really mess with people take Ranma's form and go to school. See how long you can pull it off. I can tell you his classes." Tofu offered and Keitaro gave him a huge grin which was returned.

Authors Notes

Holy crap longest chapter ever. I just hit a role for my muse so this came out well. Hope you liked the crossovers.

Polls!

I bet none of you were expecting that with Kanako, or Keitaro.

Every Girl available: 25

Every Girl but Kanako: 2

Motoko: 12

Kitsune: 20

Shinobu: 3

Su: 1

Mutsumi: 2

Naru: 3

My Choice: 3

Original Character: 0

Kanako: 2

Reset: 1

Female Keitaro: 1

Male Keitaro: Everyone else

Well I'm starting to get an idea on how to do the Harem properly but the romance only begins when he's an adult.