Alright sorry about the long delay but A lot came up including a wedding a move moving to a place without internet temporarily a new story idea that took off, car accident, registering for collage, registering for ODSP... The list goes on. But to people who enjoy this I'd say I have another chapter. With the way I saw the votes it's pretty much a guaranteed harem so I won't even bother poling anymore. As to the Ranma ½ and Sailor Moon portions I plan to use that later for a crossover between the two based off of Hanyo Ranma. This chapter pulls Keitaro clean out of it and will have a bit of Rosario to Vampire in it due to flashbacks.

By the way I've already started the Ranma ½ spinoff I'm just trying to give Ranma a damn good laugh he deserves.

"Speech"

//thoughts//

Supernatural stuff.

What you've been waiting for!

//How did I get into this again?// Keitaro currently in the blade tail Tiger form thought as he dodged another green Ki blast and ducked under a bonbori. His tail flicked outwards and deflected a sword.

"Foul Demon! Now that you have been forced to thy true shape I Tatewaki Kuno shall smite thee!" A voice said to his right and he slammed the ground causing a spire to rise up and smack Kuno right in the gut knocking him neatly out.

"You have ten seconds to tell me what you have done with Ranma." The voice of the old woman from the Cat Cafe said in his ear and he could sense a deadly aura coming off her.

"I completed the Neko-ken. He's achieving a balanced state but it will take some time. I took his form for amusement and obviously got more then I expected." He snarled and the presence vanished as she left in the blink of an eye.

A guy in a headband poked the ground and feeling a nasty disturbance Keitaro jumped backwards avoiding most of the shrapnel. The bits that did get him bounced harmlessly off his fur. "Die!" the Ryoga shouted again.

"Will you screw off pig boy? I'm not bloody Ranma! It was a freaking joke already!" Keitaro shouted at him but unsurprisingly this did not calm things down.

"You can't fool me! How did you free yourself of your curse!? We swore that if you did and didn't tell us how we'd kill you!" Ryoga shouted and Keitaro was really starting to get confused.

"What the hell are you talking about?! I came here to mess with the head of a high class martial artist I heard was afraid of cats! I couldn't find him! So I took his form to screw around but you people are goddamned maniacs!" Keitaro shouted wincing as a few shuriken bounced off his fur that although soft was very strong.

"If you don't know about the curses then why did you call him pig boy!?" Mousse demanded launching a spear that was promptly deflected by the flickering bladed tail.

"Because I can smell it! I'm a cat I smell things freaking DUH!" Keitaro shouted as he dodged another two blades the berserker girl and the idiot with the umbrella.

"You'll pay for hurting Ranma honey!" a woman shouted and Keitaro would have sighed if he had the time.

"Oh come on! How many more maniacs are gonna crawl out of the woodwork!?" Keitaro shouted no sooner was it out of his mouth that a woman smelling of numerous poisons and... something came in from opposite directions.

"Ohohohoho! You will pay for trying to separate me from my beloved Ranma!" Kodachi called out and Taro just decided to lay into the cat regardless.

"ALRIGHT THAT'S IT SLEEP OF AEGIS!" Keitaro shouted then exhaled a huge cloud of gas and dropped almost all of the NWC in that one attack. "Good grief what is wrong with these people?!" Keitaro demanded his form shrinking a little as his fur became even softer and his tail lost its blade and split into four. His feet tornados dispersed as he calmly stalked off.

"Well that was interesting." Nabiki noted calmly as the giant cat stalked past her hiding place. Suddenly two tails shot out and she was hog tied by them and held in the air.

"Mind explaining why you were laying in ambush like some sort of cowardly wretch?" the tiger asked her calmly.

"Put me down, or I will make you regret it." Nabiki said confidently these warrior types were all the same regardless of race they have honour they won't kill or hurt someone who can't hurt them. Nabiki barely even worked out so it was obvious she was no warrior.

"Well just for that threat I think I'll hang onto you for a while." Keitaro said smoothly walking out.

"What!? Put me down now or suffer the consequences!" Nabiki screamed at him.

"And just what would those be?" Keitaro asked

"The police will be out for you, you'll never be able to sleep peacefully with the law after you." Nabiki claimed.

"Lady if you tell people you were kidnapped by a four tailed, brown furred, talking twelve foot tiger they'll be looking for you instead of me. Just about everyone that's threatened me has ended up in the loony bin. You wanna join them?" Keitaro asked calling her bluff.

"You don't have the guts to hurt a civilian." Nabiki said.

"How do you know anything about me? You don't even know what species I am." Keitaro said ominously. "I can feel your aura, you're looking for an advantage but your situation is fully in my control." Keitaro said comfortably. And he felt her worry.

"You're bluffing." She said.

"Am I?" Keitaro asked swinging her around by her feet with his tail a little causing her to pantyshot the world and scream in terror. After a quick spin she was hanging upside down in front of him.

"I knew you wouldn't let go... cowards like you... easily manipu..." Nabiki said in a daze and Keitaro tossed her into a nearby cannel full of water snapping her back to reality. "How dare you!" She screeched at him. "I'll find you and release so much dirt you won't be able to sit down without a scandal!" Nabiki screeched.

"Alright, that's it." Keitaro said padding down to her and onto, not into, onto the water. He channelled his energy and gave her what most would consider a blessing but in this case not so much. He poured so much energy into her healing abilities as a human that she grew small and younger by the second until she was barely a four year old. "Now where do you live? As a toddler you shouldn't walk home alone." Keitaro said gently smiling very, very broadly.

"Wh... what did you do to me!?" Chibi-Nabiki screeched.

"You doubted my power and my ability to use it. You tried to shame me, now you are shamed. We are even. I am however not a monster. You live at that Tendo Dojo place do you not, Nabiki Tendo second born to Soun Tendo whom is a widower. I know a great deal about you young lady." Keitaro said gently picking her and all her soaking wet clothes up off the ground and put her on his back.

"I don't get it." Nabiki said.

"Consider this a free lesson to not tempt a greatly superior being. You're behaviour towards Ranma is similar. All beings have a breaking point and I have little tolerance for you're brand of nonsense. Ranma however has a high tolerance due to his desperation for friendship. A tolerance that is wearing thin. If you take a lesson from this then you stand a good chance of surviving when he snaps." Keitaro said as they padded along. The little girl was quiet until they came upon her home.

"You can't send me in there..." she said softly more then a little intimidated.

"Well I can't take you home." Keitaro countered as one of his forepaws shifted into a vague hand like shape and he knocked on the door. A little bit later Kasumi answered the door.

"Oh my! How bizarre." She said then blinked. "Nabiki? What happened to you?"

"She tempted fate and came up short. I'm entrusting her to you for now." Keitaro said using his tails to pick up the toddler on his haunches and handed her over. "If you'll excuse me I must be going now." He said using his wind magic to make a mirage around him turning invisible.

He shrunk down to his kitten form and only became visible when he was well out of Nerima. //Well I've had my fill of that place for the next ten years.// he mentally grumbled as he snuck onto bus and hid under a seat until he was back in his home distract. He snuck out without an issue and was taking his time going home until he was picked up by the scruff.

"Hiyas Keitaro!" Su said happily as she put him on her head. "So where's yas go for the day?" she asked happily as she climbed up a lamppost and started bounding from one to the next with reckless abandon.

"I was messing around in Nerima there was some hyper powerful martial artist who was scared of cats." Keitaro said and Su laughed.

"That musta been tons of fun!" Su exclaimed.

"Not really actually. Turns out he was scared of cats because of a botched ritual to turn him into a half cat demon I fixed it but he's going to be out cold for about a week now. Then I got the bright Idea to take his form and it turns out the reason he's so good is because like fifty high class martial artists attack him daily! So I had to deal with those nutcases too! Then some girl tried to blackmail me and I was at the end of my rope so I turned her into a little kid before dumping her at her home." Keitaro explained

"Nyahahaha! Nice one Keitaros!" Su exclaimed and on one wild bounce Keitaro was dislodged but caught himself so he didn't sink his claws into her but instead turned into a small tiger and raced beside her keeping stride.

"So have those two chumps woken up yet?" Keitaro asked referring to the guys he had caught peeking earlier that day.

"I dunno I'm just getting back from school now! Hey Keitaros maybe they've forgotten they were guys at all and we gots new girls at the dorms!" Su suggested.

"Oh please, that would only happen if they said something really, really stupid to Kanako." Keitaro said just in time for two little kids to come running down the stairs laughing, they bore a striking resemblance to the two guys from earlier. "Good gawd." He said watching the two five year old girls, one boney one chubby running around with reckless abandon. "Wow it's been less than a week until she came back and I already have to give another lecture on using her power respo… oh right." he started to say then caught himself he did pretty much the same thing with that Nabiki girl just an hour or so ago.

"Excuse me? Keitaro?" Shinobu asked having caught up by this time.

"Yes? What is it?" he asked gently.

"Those four monster girls just why do they like you so much? I found out that two of them are snake women but why would snakes like a cat so much?" she asked and Keitaro sighed well the best way to explain it would be like this.

Flashback

"Now students! As this school is all about learning to live with humans there are a few necessary steps, for one you have to stay in human form at all times and... yes mister... Urashima?" she asked and Keitaro swallowed nervously he was in the dork (canon) form.

"Yes my kind have a limitation about staying in very different forms for too long so I only have a couple hours left at best before I change back." He said and there was a bit of chuckling at his expense. "Besides unlike you I'm at least trying to look like a human." He said trying to save face by taking it out on the teacher. Bad move. She fingered her ears then glanced at her tail before pouncing at him trying to claw him apart and dispelling the illusion then was shocked when he gave a childs cry of pain and surprise. She grabbed him under the arms and lifted him clear of the smoke.

"AH! You're so adorable!!" she said happily and Keitaro mewed in resignation. He wasn't timid yet but he was really getting sick of the ageism and how people would treat him like a petulant child when he was either their age or older. "Now change back cutie pie there are rules after all." She said and Keitaro sighed.

"I can only change once a day and you just dispelled it!" he protested then swatted at her hand when she petted him.

"Don't worry Kei-kun you're so cute that I doubt anyone would mind! Still how did someone so young get into Yokai academy? Are you some kind of kitten genius?" she asked not noticing the fact he was growling at her.

"I'm Sixteen years old! My kind age differently!" he half shouted at her but like before it just bounced off.

"Oh! You're one of the guardian breeds! That's so adorable! I never thought I'd meet one!" she exclaimed hugging him close. "Oh your kind are sooo rare and always sooooooo cute! I wonder will you turn out as a boy or a girl yet..................................................................................................."

Flashback end

"So you're homeroom teacher started it? By babying you in front of the whole class?" Shinobu asked eyes wide.

"Yep it got around very fast, she later tried to apologize but it was too late. The next four years I had my privacy invaded in more ways then I could count and I was constantly smothered alive. It did however force me to fine tune my transformations and magic so that I could chase them off. There was only a handful of people that didn't make my life hell and they were in the newspaper club with me. But that was a problem in itself as they were on the bad side of the tyrannical and genocidal Student Police. They hated humans and Tsukune one of the two males in the club was one who was brought in by accident. In the end the vampire girl with a split personality Moka had infused her demonic power into him. But it was vicious stuff so I used a touch of my own as a stabilizer. She wasn't happy about that, something about giving his blood a minty fruity taste. Didn't stop her from drinking it though, in fact I think she clamped down more often after that." Keitaro said reminiscing. "Still I wonder what happened to him? His women problems were almost as bad as mine." He asked and a shiver went down his tail and he instantly and wisely put up a cloaking field.

"Hey have you two seen Keitaro?" one of the four girls form Yokai Academy and Koalla laughed.

"Yea Keitaros was goings thataway!" she said pointing to where Keitaro had come from.

"Thanks twerp!" one of them said and they rushed in that direction.

"Nice save." Keitaro remarked decloaking when they were gone and Su jumped in surprise.

"Keitaros! I though you'd gone that way!" She exclaimed pointing to where she had sent the Yoma girls and he snorted.

Authors, Notes

Sorry about the massive delay, I hit a bit of a muse incident where I could find inspiration for this. It's getting harder so the updates will be delayed but I will not let my original story die!