Be Careful What You Wish For!
By jeweltheif500, or Bandit
I lay in bed, looking out the window. Today was the worst day of my life. I had made a pretty big mistake... well, it wasn't a mistake. A girl in my class (who I'd once thought of as a friend) had actually laughed when a cat got hit by a car. As it pulled itself slowly away, I punched the girl. In the nose. Unfortunately, the meanest adult in the school, Ann Green, was nearby. I was expelled immediately.
Outside, in the darkening sky, a star popped up. Hm. First one. Well, I've always wished for reincarnation. Why not give it a go.
"Star light, star bright, first star I see tonight," I whispered, repeating the first verse of a well-known wishing rhyme."Wish I may, wish I might, please grant my wish tonight." I made a silent wish, then fell into the depths of sleep.
*1981*
"Never!" A lady's voice screamed. She had a British accent, so it sounded like "Nevah!" An older dude interrupted.
"Avada Kedavra!" I looked down at my body to see I was in a diaper. I looking up, the face of- could it be- Voldemort was there.
Oh, shit I thought. Voldy raised his wand, and without hesitation, repeated his last words. Well, off to the Dursleys, then. Looks like I'm in for some fun.
Disclaimer: I don't own HP. Deal with it.
A/N: I may as well make this into a real story, but I'm deathly afraid of Mary Sues. So lets just put it into the Bundle for now.