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CHAPTER 3-#3 GET HIGH OFF A SHARPIE

I twirled my pencil around in my fingers looking at the clock. Glancing toward the door, I sat impatient. I have nothing for the next two hours to do. I wanted to poke my eyes out. Eli just had to have something after school today, until 5. And my parents were on a trip together, so I was all alone with no-one. And you know those days when there is nothing good on T.V., well that's what was going on. I picked up a highlighter and finished making the ultimate smiley face. I picked up a green sharpie and drew a peace sign right next to it.

Wait, Sharpie... hmm. Everybody knows that you can get high off one, but I had never tried. Well I had plenty of time and it was probably a myth (at least I sort of hoped). I pulled it up to my nose and took the tiniest sniff, like ever. It smelled so gross but now I was ready and wanted to feel away from this world for maybe an hour. I stuck it up my nose and inhaled deeply. Of course being your average human, I coughed and dropped it.

I felt dizzy, not like really dizzy, but dizzy (you know what I mean). I didn't think it had worked so I sniffed hard again, whoa it was all... funny. I laughed loud at what I was doing, and started talking to my wall.

"You know that if Eli found out that I did this he wouldn't think I was wimpy anymooooorrre" I shouted and laughed. I pulled the neon green Sharpie up to my nose again inhaling multiple times. I laughed some more and dropped it on the floor. The walls moved like a dancing banana... haha dancing banana. I don't if I lost track of time but the doorbell rang and I wobbled over to it. I fumbled with the door handle and finally got it open. The light burned as I opened the door.

"Hey Clare, ready to go?" Eli said.

"Whyyyyyyyyy on earth would I want to go?" I giggled as I talked.

"Are you okay?" He smirked.

"YYYYYYYYYYYYessssssss, wwwwhyyyyyyyyyyy you askinggggggggggg?" I laughed at my funny voice.

"Clare are you high?" I smiled like a guilty person.

"Hooooowwwwwwww did yooooouuu knowwww?" I tried to take a step back and lost my balance tumbling onto the floor. I laughed at being on the floor.

"What the h-e-l-l Clare, you need to sit down" He pulled me up and sat me down on my couch. I'm pretty sure I giggled for about an hour. Then I don't know what happened. I think I fell asleep, but I don't know. All I know is that I woke up and Eli was eating cereal.

"What time is it?" I yawned.

"About that time" He smiled. "So you wanna explain to me why I came here to find my girlfriend high?" I frowned.

"Well it kinda started with a green Sharpie..." I started.

"That means no more green Sharpies for you" Eli interrupted.

"Fine then i'll just use a blue one"


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