Hello Everyone! Sorry it took so long on this chapter. I rewrote some of the previous chapters and corrected some typos. This chapter was getting pretty long and I am still not done. So I decided to go ahead a post what I have. Sorry if this chapter is a bit boring. The next chapter I am planning should be much more fun! Please excuse any typos, my eyes are wearing out from rereading it for mistakes.

Chapter 4

I wake up and slowly open my eyes. I stare out the window, feeling the slow cold chill of loneliness running through me like a slow painful current traveling through out my body. It is a rainy dreary day outside. I hear the rain on my tin roof and it consistent rhythm is soothing to my soul. I usually hate rainy days, being a sun worshiper and all, but even more so when I am feeling down. But the memory I have of Gran, having the tin roof installed, just so she could "hear the rain" comforts me. She loved to listen to the rain. She always said that "rain was god's way of washing away our hurt, pain and sorrow from our hearts and souls, so he could sow the seeds of the happiness yet to come". Just hearing it makes me feel as if she is here with me, listening and comforting me.

I decide that I have lived long enough in my reverie. I get up and tend to my human needs. When I look in the mirror, I see my eyes looking back at me. They look better then they had in days, no longer red and swollen, but are still missing their spark. Will I every get that back? Deciding I was not going down that road. I head to the kitchen to start the coffee maker. As I am patiently waiting for the coffee maker to brew. I start to ponder what I am going to do with my day. Maybe if I keep myself busy, I can keep myself from turning into a sobbing useless puddle of goo on the floor and weeping myself into oblivion.

I miss Gran and Bill so much. I wish Gran was here to guide me, to tell me "everything happens for a reason" and that "God never gives us more than we can handle". Then we would sit down, with a cup of coffee. She would pat my hand and we would eat a piece of her pecan pie together. We would talk and I would cry it all out, in Gran's loving arms, till I felt whole again. I am not going to allow myself to think about that right now. I need to be strong. Gran used to say that "there is a time and a place for everything". Now is not the time and here is not the place. I am going to call Tara and Lafayette and see if they can come over for a post boyfriend pity party. That might be just what I need. Have my friends come over and watch girly romance movies, movies where everything works out in the end. Where everyone lives happily ever after, while stuffing our faces with chocolate. We can talk about how life isn't fair and how the world sucks. Then will hug and cry our eyes out together. That is what I need. I will allow myself this one night of weakness. Then I will pull myself up by my bootstraps and try my best to move on. Gran always said "There is no point in crying over spilt milk". That is so true. No matter how much I cry over Bill, it would never be enough to change this situation or turn back time. No, I will allow myself this one pity party and then I will never cry over Bill again. I will move on and try to find some happiness in my life. After all that was what Bill and Gran would want for me.

The coffee maker just made that poofing noise that it makes when it is done brewing. So I pour myself a cup and its smell envelops me, in its warm goodness. I sit at the kitchen table, to enjoy my coffee.

I hear a knock at the door. Huh, who could that be? Can't a girl get a little peace? I get up to answer the door. It is none other then Bobby Burman, Eric's day guy. He looks annoyed to be sent on another asininely mundane task.

"Hello Bobby. What can I help you with today?" I say in my friendliest voice.

"I have been tasked with delivering your new company vehicle. Here are the keys." He says with a scowl while motioning with his hands to the new car behind him, as if he was Vanna White.

Parked in my driveway is a brand new Cranberry red Dodge Charger SXT. I gasp as I look from Bobby to the car and back to Bobby again. Then I stand there with my mouth hanging open, catching flies.

"You can't be serious!" I shriek in disbelief.

Bobby rolls his eyes. I run out of the house and over to the car bare foot, in my PJ's. I open the door and sit down inside. I look around take in the interior. The interior is black, with leather seats, a top of the line sound system, TV's in the headrests and an in-dash navigation system. I get out and walk around the car, taking it all in. Then I notice the custom license plate. Oh no, he didn't. The license plate says "MINE" on it. Eric can not be serious! Does he think I am actually going to drive around in this? With a "Mine" license plate? He is out of his mind!

"I can't accept this! What was Eric thinking? When he said a company car I was thinking like a Ford Focus or something! Not this! And the license plate! Mine? Come on now! I am not driving around in a car that says that!" I say out loud talking to myself.

"Bobby You Tell Eric I will not accept this! I am not a keep woman and I am not his!" Sookie says as stomps back on to the porch; putting a finger in Bobby face.

"The Master will be most unhappy if you do not accept his gift." Bobby says losing his patience, but thinks: What an ungrateful bitch. I don't know what the master sees in her. She is nothing but trailer trash and gold digging whore. She is not even that pretty.

I shake my head at his mental comments and I put on my best crazy Sookie face, while staring Bobby dead in the eye.

"I really do not care if the "Master" is happy or not! I am not accepting this car! Nor will I ever accept a car with that license plate tag on it" I say puting my hands up in air, making quotation marks with my fingers when I say the word Master. I am seething in anger.

"Here is your new Fangtasia company credit card and your schedule. You are to use the company card to pay for all vehicle maintenance and expenses. Also you have been tasked to use them, to acquiring new attire to wear to work. Your car registration and insurance card are in the glove box. I am also to give you this box and request you wear it tonight to Fangtasia. Good day." Bobby says handing her an envelope and box, while completely ignoring Sookie comments, trying to get away from her as quickly as possible.

I take the box and envelope and slam it down on a table on the porch.

"Wait, you can not leave that car here!" I say while chasing after Bobby.

"The Master says to bring you the car, I bought you the car. I have for filled my Masters wishes, my job here is done."

Bobby gets into his car and leaves.

"The nerve of that man!" I say out loud to no one, stomping my foot as if that would accomplish something.

I am left standing in my driveway, with a completely dumb founded look on my face. ARR! That Eric! I am going to drive up there and give him a piece of my mind! That's what I am going to do! Then I will leave that car in the parking lot and take a cab home. Yes, that sounds like a perfect plan! I say to myself while still fuming. "Mine." That arrogant Asshole, I will show how much I am not "his"! I walk on to the porch and pick up the box and envelope. Then I walk into the kitchen slam them down on the table. I pick up my cup of coffee and take a sip.

"Yuck!" My coffee has gotten cold after my long run in with that rude Bobby Burham. I pour the coffee down the drain and gets myself a fresh cup. Then I sit back down at the table.

I can't believe Eric! I take a few deep breaths to calm myself. I have things I need to do today. Being pissed at Eric will accomplish nothing, after all right now he is dead for the day.

I need to make a list of things I need to get done. It will help me to focus, keep my head on straight and my mind distracted. So I get some paper and a pen.
Let's see….

To Do List:

1). I need to go to the bank and deposit the check I received, for the work I did in Dallas. $60,000 Dollars! Thank the lord!

2). See about getting some self defense stuff.

3). Sign up for self defense classes.

4). Pay my property taxes, car insurance and get the driveway paved. Since the check is for so much more than I originally thought, I should still be able to get the driveway done. Plus now I am working for Eric part time, maybe I can use that extra money to get an asphalt or concrete driveway put in. That would be nice. They tend to last much longer than gravel. This way I will not have to worry about, having to have it regraveled again. I should call and get some estimates.

5). I also need to buy some paint. Mary Anne's little party really did some damage to the wall paper in the house. It will never look the same. I was planning to leave it the way it was. Now that I have this extra money, buying paint should no longer be a problem. Especially if I do the painting myself. I could buy a wall paper steamer to remove the wall paper and pick out some nice colors in a Semi gloss. Semi gloss paint is so much easier to clean. This would be very helpful, with all the craziness that seems to be happening in my life. It might even be kind of fun! I have never painted before! I definitely should have plenty of time with the next 2 weeks off.

6). Sign up for cable TV. I have never had cable before, but I have heard in the bar they have a channel called DIY, that teaches you how to fix things around the house. This could really helpful, since I do not have a man around. Plus getting Jason to help out is about as easy as, trying to do a root canal on an angry shark.

7). Get a new mattress. I feel creeped out every time I look at my bed, after seeing that giant nest and egg on it. Plus it was starting to wear out anyway. I wonder how much one of those sleep number beds cost?

Ok, I now have my "To Do" list finished. It is time for me to get started with my day. It is 1:15 pm, so I should be able to get quite a bit done. I get dressed in a pair of low cut jeans and a blue v neck tee shirt that says "Southern to the bone". I think it is just too cute. I fix my hair and makeup. Then grab my purse, my To Do List and keys. I get into my car (not Eric's "company" car. I will not give him the satisfaction of driving it.) and head to town.

First stop the bank. I drive up to the bank and get in line at the drive through teller. Once it is my turn, I give the teller the check. Once she looks at it she gives me a shocked look. I hear her think "What is a nice girl like this doing mixed up with that Vampire bar in Shreveport? What did she do for them, to earn this kind of money? And to think, I always thought she was a nice Christian girl. I am glad her grandmother can't see her now, it would break her heart. " I throw up my shields and smile my crazy smile at her. She informs me the funds will be available after 3pm since it is a company paycheck. Wow, that is great! I can do some shopping today! I thought I would have to wait 10 business days, for the check to clear!

First item on my list is done. Next stop is the self defense class. I drive to Shreveport and follow the directions. I see the sign for Fearless Dragon Dojo. I find a place to park, get out and walk in. It has a nice feel to the place, with an office and a reception area in the front. It is painted in red with a mural of beautiful fierce dragon with a long curved tail. Behind the reception area is a large room with mats, various types fighting equipment and a long wall full of mirrors. A man walks out from the office.

"Hi, Can I help you Miss"? Says the man while he was approaching me. He is about 5ft 4 with dark hair, green eyes, strong broad shoulders and a muscular chest. He looks like a body builder, but in a smaller package. I notice his thoughts feels kind of fuzzy like Sam's.

"Um, Hi, I am Sookie Stackhouse. Nice to meet you." I said while I put out my hand.

"Nice to meet you as well. My name is Marshal." I look into his mind as I shake his hand and hear him thinking "Wow, what a looker! I wonder what a nice girl like her, needs to take self defense classes for." I try hard not to blush at his thoughts.

"Well Marshal, I called the other day about your self defense classes. I was hoping you could help me with finding the right one for me."

"Sure no problem. Tell me what you goals regarding self defense." He says putting on a professional tone, standing perfectly straight with his arms crossed against his chest.

"Well, trouble always seems to find me. I lost my Gran to a serial killer. I was attacked and beaten by the same killer. I have also been kidnapped by the Fellowship of the Sun and almost raped! I am tired of being an easy target for the crazy people! I want to be able to defend myself!" I said with adamant determination.

"Wow, you really have had a bad run of luck, it certainly sounds as if you really could use some self defense classes." He says shocked, with a concerned look in his eyes.

"Yes, I really need to learn, before anyone else decides to come after me. I want to learn how to dodge punches, throw punches, get an attacker off of me, and disarm an attacker and how to render an attacker unconscious, so I can run away. Do you have any classes that would help me with that?"

"Our classes will be able to teach that and more. When were you looking to start and how many days a week?"

"Maybe, 2 days a week for an hour per class. How much would that cost?"

"Our classes are $40 dollars per class. What time of day are you looking for?"

"I was hoping for 4pm in the afternoons." That should leave me plenty of time to drive here after the lunch shift.

"We have a new class that is starting next week at 4pm. It is on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Would that work for you?'

"Yes, that sounds wonderful!"

"Here is some information about the class and some forms I will need you to fill out. Do you have a credit card to charge this too? We can set up your card, for an automatically withdrawal to cover the cost of the classes. It would come out on the 1st of each month, if you like."

"Thanks Marshal that would be great. Let me sit down and fill out these papers. Then I will get you my card. Oh! By the way, could you tell me where I could buy a stun gun and some mace?"

Marshal looks at her with an understanding look. "My sister was telling me about this website called keepingwomensafe. She got her stun gun and mace from there. You can order it online. Do you have a computer?"

"No, I do not have a computer. But perhaps it is time for me to give in and join the information age. I will have to stop by Best Buy and get one. Could you write down the name of that website for me?"

"Sure, here you go." Marshall writes it down on the Dojo business card.

I sit for a while filling out all the paper work. When it's done I hand the paper work over to Marshal. We set up the auto withdrawal to pay for the classes.

"Thanks so much for all your help!"

"It was a pleasure to meet you! I look forward to seeing you in class on Tuesday!" Marshal says with a kind smile, while bowing like in the Karate kid movie.

"It was nice to meet you as well! See you on Tuesday!" I smile as I wave goodbye.

I walk out of the Dojo to my car and get in. Well that is another item off my To do list. Let me see what time is it. Wow, it is only 3:30. I still have plenty of time. I should get some lunch. Arby's sounds good. I drive to Arbys and get a roast beef and cheddar combo with a large coke. It is delicious. I finish my lunch and head back out to my car. It is now 4:00. My check should have cleared and be in my account now. So I could go to Home depot and buy some stuff. I can pick out some paint sample cards and buy a wall paper remover. Then I can get started on removing the wall paper, while I try to decide which colors I want.

So I head over to the Home depot, park my car and go in. I ask one of the employees where the paint section is. I find the isle and start to look around. Wow! Who would ever guess there are so many colors out there! There must be about 5,000 shades. Oh my Stars! I have no idea where to start! I start looking at all paint sample cards and pick some out. I make sure I look through all the colors, so I don't miss any. I want colors that will feel happy, warm and comforting, like a home should feel. I now have about 80 samples. The rep in the paint section informed me, that I should decide on a color once I get home. He says the colors look different according to the type and amount of light I get in my house. He suggested taping the colors I like to the wall, in the room I want to paint. This way I can see what the colors looks like in the natural light of my house. He says it will make it easier to find the right color, which I will be happier with for the long run. I ask him about wall paper removers. He tells me there is a steamer that can be used. But he prefers to fill a spray bottle with water and a few teaspoons of laundry soap. Apparently this mixer makes the paper peel right off. So decide to try it and pick up 2 empty spray bottles.

It is almost 5:00, so I still have plenty of time to kill. I see the window section and walk over. My house has old drafty windows that are difficult to open. I have dreamed of replacing them for years. I am curious about how much it would cost. I am shocked by how many different styles exist. I had no idea there are this many different styles and types of windows! You could order windows with argon glass, low E coding and made out of vinyl for easy opening and cleaning. Wow! These are amazing. I will have to put new windows on my mental wish list! I manage to blow over an hour looking at windows. Well that is enough wishful thinking for now. I pay for my spray bottles, leave the store with my paint samples and head out to my car.

Well that is done. So off to Best buy I go!

I drive over to Best buy, which was on the other side of town. When I get inside, I am a bit overcome with the size of the store. I never new there were so many electronic things in the world. Feeling slightly out of place, I ask someone to give me directions to the computer section. I wish Bill was here. I miss him so much, even more so at times like this. He was very knowledgeable about computers; he could have advised me which one to buy. I could really use his help right now. I know absolutely nothing about computers. I sigh to myself. I finally find the computer section and look around at all the choices.

"Miss, can I help you find something? Says a man, as approaches me. He is thin and scrawny, has short, mangy brown hair and wire rim glasses. His look reminds me of a white Steve Urkel.(From the TV show Family Matters.) But the way he is acting reminds me of a used car salesman. He looks at me up and down in a creepy sexual way.

"Hi. I am looking for a computer. I have never used one before. Can you help find one?" I say in my most polite voice.

I accidentally hear his thoughts. "Look at her, I would love to reboot her computer and insert my hard drive into her SATA port!"(SATA – Serial Advance Technology Attachment) I am mortified by his loud broadcaster thoughts and I put on my crazy Sookie smile.

"No problem! My name is Steve. (What are the chances of that?) Do you know what features you want? What are your planning to use this computer for?" He says with a wink and sly smirk.

"Features, I really do not know? I think I would like a lap top. I want to be able to go on the internet and look things up. I also want to be able to shop online. Maybe send email. Do you have one with one of those wireless things?" I ask while still listening to his thoughts, due to the creepy feelings I am still getting from him.

"Well, let's look at this one." He says as he walks over to a very expensive computer, with a $4,000 dollar price tag. Sookie hears him think "I am going to make a huge commission off this girl! She obviously knows nothing about computers! I am going to sell her the most expensive computer in the store! Than I am going to take her home and upgrade her system with my ram!"

"That is it Steve! Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself. I am not interested in your hard drive or your ram!" I yell at him, and then stomp out of the store in a tizzy.
Once out of the store, I run to my car, get in and slams the door. I start to cry.

Why can't I just be normal? I just wanted to buy a computer. Why does everything have to be so difficult? I sigh and try to calm myself. I guess I will call it a day and just go home. I say to myself in defeat.

I start the hour long drive back to my house. When I finally park my car in the driveway I lets out a sign of relief.

Home sweet Home. I say to myself.

I get out of the car and go inside, taking the paint samples and the info on self defense class with me. Once inside I throw everything on the kitchen table. I can't believe the nerve of that guy! I need to find someone to go with me to get a computer. Someone that knows a lot about computers. Hmm. Who I should ask. I make myself a turkey sandwich and a glass of tea and sit down to enjoy my dinner. When I am finished, I clean up the dishes and put every thing away. I am still determined to ignore the packages from Eric on the table.

Time to call Tara and Lafayette about coming over for my post boyfriend pity party. I dial Tara.

"Hi, Tara."

"Hey Girl, how are you doing?"

"Oh Tara, Bill and I broke up!" I sob into the phone.

"I am so sorry, Sookie! He was never good enough for you anyway!"

"Thanks Tara, that really means a lot to me. I was hoping, that you and Lafayette would come over tomorrow for a post boyfriend pity party. I could tell you all about what happened. Then we can drown my sorrows in chocolate and stay up all night watch sappy girl movies. Do you think you could make it?"

"Girl, you know we got your back! You are the closest thing I have to a sister! We will be there, what time?

"Can you come over at 8pm and could you ask Lafayette for me. I am tired and want to go to bed?"

"Sure girl. No problem I will see you tomorrow, with all the chocolate I can carry!"

"Thanks. Do you know anything about computers?"

"No, sorry girl, I avoid them as much as I can."

"Thanks anyway. Bye Tara, see you tomorrow."

"Bye, see you later."

I hang up the phone. Well, the party is on. I wonder who else I know that, I could ask about computers. I will think about that more later. Let me go write the check for my property taxes and my car insurance. She writes the checks, puts them in envelopes, and then walks out to her mailbox, puts the flag up and puts them inside. Ok, now that is done! One less thing to worry about! Well at least I got a lot done today. I need to update my To do list. I get out a new piece of paper.

To Do List:

1). See about getting some self defense stuff.
2). Pave the driveway
3). Buy some paint.
4). Sign up for cable TV.
5). Get a new mattress.
6). Buy a computer.
7). Buy supplies for party.

I give an evil eye to the box and envelope still sitting on the table. What did Eric send this time? I decide I have ignored it long enough and sigh to myself in defeat. I open the box to see a gorgeous red silk dress and a note. The note says:

Lover,

Tomorrow night, you are to come to Fangtasia at 7:00pm. You will listen to the staff that is employed at Fangtasia, as well as my staff from my other business. I will inform you what is expected of you when you arrive. You are required to wear the dress enclosed in this box. I look forward to seeing you delectable body; in this dress my succulent lover.

See you tomorrow Lover,
E

That infuriating Viking thinks I am going up there tomorrow in that dress, he has another thing coming! He told me I had the next 2 weeks off! He has some nerve! I better go get ready if I plan to go to Fangtasia tonight to give Eric back his stupid "Mine" car.

I shower and put on low rise jeans and a form fitting purple shirt. I grab my purse and gets in the new "company car" that Eric gave to her. When I get to Fangtasia it is about 9:30 and there is a line around the building. I park the car and walk to the front door. I see Pam checking Ids. She is wearing black leather pants and a red corset with intricate patterns made out of black and gold thread. She looks stunning!

"Ah, Sookie, my friend, we were not expecting you tonight. Do you miss the master already? Pam says with a smirk.

"Actually Pam, I came to give the "Master" I piece of my mind and after that to talk to you." I say smirking at her friend.

Pam escorts Sookie inside to the bar. While nodding towards another Vampire to man the door. The bar tender hands me a Gin and Tonic.

"Tell me what the Master did to upset you." Pam says while guiding Sookie to Eric's booth, to sitting down.

"Your Master had his daytime guy, that asshole Bobby Burman come to my house today. He delivered the company car and some packages. Which was fine, if

A). Bobby was not thinking such vile hateful things at me the whole time.

B). The "company car" he had delivered was a brand new Dodge Charger with a license plate that says "Mine"! Mine for Gods sake! Can you believe him? He actually put that on the car! He is so infuriating! What was he thinking? I am not driving around town in that! And a Dodge Charger! I thought he was going to get me a Ford Focus or something. Not a Dodge Charger! That car is way too expensive! I am not a keep woman!

C). He told me yesterday, I had the next 2 weeks off and then demands that I come here tomorrow! I have plans! It is not like this is an emergency! Talk about inconsiderate!"

"Ok, Sookie, calm down. First tell me what happened with Bobby?" Pam says looking concerned.

"Bobby is a loud broadcaster. It is hard for me to block him out. Even more so, when he thinks I am a gold digging whore and trailer trash. Then he has the nerve to call me a bitch in his head! I do not want to listen to that! He scowls at me and acts like he is too good to be around me. I don't want him coming to my house ever again!

"Ok, so he got you a car that has license plate that says mine? Pam laughs while slamming her hand on the table, as if it was the funniest thing she has ever heard.

"Yes." I growl.

"Oh Sookie, you are so entertaining! I am never board when you are around!"

"I am not keeping that car and I am not coming in tomorrow!"

"Oh I can not wait to see you tell him that! What are these plans you have for tomorrow?" Pam say starting to get serious again.

"I am having a small party. Tara and Lafayette are coming by."

"A party. I am hurt Sookie that I was not invited" Pam says giving her a pitiful look.

"Well it is not that kind of party Pam. I doubt you would want to come. I am throwing a post boyfriend pity party. This is my first one. Whenever Tara or Lafayette had a relationship that ended badly, we would all get together for a post boyfriend pity party. We each bring our favorite sad girly movie, where true love conquers all and every one is happy by the end of the movie. We stay up all night watching movies, while, we stuff our faces with obscene amounts of chocolate and ice cream, until our stomachs hurt. Then we crying it all out and talking about what assholes men are and how they don't deserve us."

"I have never attended such a party. Am I invited? I would like to observe this bazaar human ritual." Pam says looking truely intrigued.

"You are more then welcome to join our party Pam. Are you sure you can handle all the crying? There will be alot of leaking."

"It shouldn't be a problem. I will bring a movie too! Pam says excitedly. Well as excited as Pam ever looks anyway.

"Well I have to cancel it now anyway, because mister high and mighty didn't think it was important, to tell me until today that he needed me tomorrow."

"I am sure we can get him to reschedule the meeting. I wouldn't want to miss this!"
I roll my eyes.

"Tell me Pam, do you know anything about computers. I want to ask if you would go computer shopping with me and teach me how to get on the internet?"

"Yes, I use them to make the schedule and to order supplies to restock the bar. I am familiar with there use."

"I tried to buy a computer today at Best buy. It did not go well at all. Would you like to go computer shopping with me tonight? And help me pick out one? When I went today, I heard in the guys thoughts that he was going to try to take advantage of my lack of knowledge of computers and sell me the most expensive one in the store. Plus he was thinking a bunch of rude things about me. Even though I don't know what he was talking about, I could tell by the feelings and flashes of his thoughts that they were all sexual in nature. I got disgusted with him and left the store. I never got the computer." I say pouting.

"What did he say that you didn't understand?"

"He thought "I would love to reboot her computer and insert my hard drive into her SATA port! And then he thought "He was going to take me home and upgrade my system with his ram!" I say in an annoyed fashion.

"Oh Sookie! That is too funny! I can't believe what this vermin came up with! Pam laughs.

"You should ask Eric to go computer shopping with you. He knows more about computers then I do."

"But I don't want to ask Eric! He is infuriating enough as it is." I say putting my hands on my hips.

Eric shows up at this exact moment and looks at Pam with a curious expression.

"What do you not want to ask me Lover?" Eric says looking inquisitively at Sookie.

"Never mind that Eric, I will just handle it myself!" I say stomping my foot.

Eric looks at Pam with a raised eye brow, ordering her to tell him, with that one look.

"Our Sookie here, tried unsuccessfully to buy a computer today. Apparently the guy at the store tried to sell her the most expensive computer in the store and though vile thoughts at her." Pam says laughing again.

Eric motions with his hands towards Pam urging her to continue.

"He thought at her "I would love to reboot her computer and insert my hard drive into her SATA port!" And then he thought "he was going to take her home and upgrade her system with his ram!" Pam chokes out laughing loudly.

Eric sits there with his face going from angry to a bemused expression. Then he suddenly laughs out loud. All the vampires in the bar stop what they are doing to stare at him. He waves his hand, telling them, to go back to work.

"I am so glad my problems amuse you." I say rolling my eyes.

"So Sookie asked me, if I would go computer shopping with her. I told her to ask you." Pam says with an devious smile at Eric.

"Sookie is there anything you want to ask me" Eric smirks with victory.

"No, I just ask Sam tomorrow." I glare at Eric in challenge.

"I know more about computers then the Shifter! Eric says looking offended.

"Best Buy has extended their hours, since the revelation. We still need to get you a work cell phone. Come we are going." Eric stands holding out his hand to her.

I stand up, ignoring Eric's out reached hand and give Pam a look that screams I am so going to get you back for this. Pam laughs at the face Sookie's makes.

"Pam you are in charge till I return."

"Yes, Master."

I stomp my way out of the bar, while Eric follows behind me with a look of victory on his face.