Yoooooo~

I'm a failure at keeping up with writing. I think I updated this story end of last year as well....I need to keep at it. Apology's to anyone who still watches me....you guys must think I've disappeared of the face of the planet. Truth be told I'm just out of the fanfic writing loop. Have not done any all year and only been reading other people work. I feel like such a bitch lmao.

Reference of a gay sexual nature is in this chapter...If you do not like to read such things I suggest you look away...about...know!!

008. Innocence.

"Kai. Can I ask you something?"

"What is it Max?" Kai replied, not looking up from his book.

"Well, I just heard Tala and Bryan talking and Tala asked Bryan for something. Can you tell me what it is? 'Coz I have never heard it before." Max sat down next to Kai and turned to face him.

Kai placed his bookmark in the centre of the page and closed the book. Placing it on the armrest he turned to look at Max. The blond was sitting, crossed legged, on the sofa and blinking innocently at him.

"What is it that Tala wanted from Bryan?" Asked Kai. It was probably some Russian words that Tala had mixed in the sentence. The redhead often did this on accident and confused many people who were listening to him. Bryan was just a bastard and did it on purpose to annoy people.

"Well, a blowjob." came Max's reply.

Silence followed the sentence. Slowly a blush spread across Kai's face as he tried to let that sink in.

"A....blow job? Are you sure that's what Tala said?"

"Yeah. Bryan then said he will only go down if Tala buys him a beer afterwards. I don't get what Bryan meant by going down either." Max pouted. His eyes widened suddenly "Bryan isn't old enough to drink yet! Should I tell my Mom that Tala's gonna buy him a drink?"

Kai stuttered and then grimaced as a mental image of Judy freaking out popped into his. The idea of her finding out that Tala and Bryan...especially saying such things in front of her son. Kai shuddered slightly and then cleared his throat.

"Max, I suggest you don't tell your Mom. Okay? She won't be happy and not because of the beer but because of the whole...uh...blowjob thing. I'll tell you what it means but you must promise me you will not talk to anyone else about what you heard them say, okay?"

Max nodded. He didn't get why he couldn't tell his Mom. Maybe Kai was going to stop Tala from buying the beer. Also, why couldn't he mention Bryan giving people blowjobs. They didn't sound like anything nasty, just slightly weird. Maybe it's a name for some sort of candy.

"Well, a blowjob is something...uh....it's something...." Kai's face went even more red. He scrunched up his nose and looked back at Max. "It's something someone gives to a guy when they are very good friends. Uh...yeah...when they are very, very good friends."

"Is it something I can give to Tyson or Hilary?"

Kai chocked slightly. He quickly cleared any mental images before they had a chance to properly surface with a shake of his head.

"Not to Hilary, no. It's something...uh...it's pretty much..." Kai grimaced. "Max, do you know what sex is?"

"Yeah,it's how you make babies and stuff." Max nodded wisely.

"Uh, yeah. Pretty much. Well a blowjob is something like that. It's....uh." Kai brought his hand up and pinched the bridge of his nose. How the hell was he going to explain this and not get into trouble.

"So are Tala and Bryan trying to make babies?"

"No. No they are just.....basically a blowjob makes the one person feel very good. It's...uh....something a guy or a girl can do to a guy that makes him happy. Very happy." Kai chewed his lip as he tried to think how else to phrase such a thing. He was starting to get a headache as well.

"So...has it got something to do with....um...Tala's..um..." Max motioned downwards and went slightly red.

Kai blinked and nodded. He was rather relieved Max had figured some part of it out. Mostly the part he didn't want to say. Max scrunched up his nose.

"I think I get what it is know. Bryan said he wanted a beer to wash the taste away. That's rather icky." Max stuck his tongue out and shuddered.

"Just don't tell anyone you heard either of them say anything like that. Okay?"

Max nodded and turned to face the t.v. His face was hot from the blush that had yet to go away. Kai watched him for a second and then decided to go find the idiotic Russians.

"Can you tell me where they were when they said this? I want to talk to them about this." Asked Kai.

"They were in their room. The door was slightly open and I heard it when I was walking past." Max turned to watch as Kai nodded at what he said and got up to leave.

As the elder left, Max sighed slightly. He blushed even more furiously as he recalled what Kai had said. He still had more questions to ask but obviously Kai wasn't the one to go to for them. Considering Kai had gone bright red it was maybe something Max should research on his own. Maybe he should look it up online.

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The funny thing is, a friend of mine did something similar to what Max is going to do. Instead of asking my friends or me what yaoi is....he goggled it. He never has filters on so you can kind of imagine his shock at what he saw. My friend he was messaging at the time said it sounded like he was in proper pain lol. He has learned his lesson and has decided to ask us about such things in future :3