Here's an actual chapter, and I want it to start on one of my favorites, Rise of the Cybermen. Mickey, by the way, fell in love with Mary Susette Strawberry Isabel Mirror Chan after she sang a hip-hop edition of "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" . Rose is not happy with that. The Doctor is happily oblivious :P.
Our favorite doctor, our favorite blonde-girl-from-the-new-Doctor-Who-Seasons, her boyfriend were traveling with our "favorite" girl evar. They were all listening to Mary Sue talk about her 72 past boyfriends (while Mickey listened intently to get ideas on how to win Mary Sue's heart) when the TARDIS started jerking around violently!
"What's going on?" asked Rose in a frantic tone. The Doctor was too busy beating the control panel to answer (and had no idea what was going on himself) when Mary Sue chimed in and sang "liek omg u giys dont kno? we r goin 2 anuthr dimenshun! a parallellelerel univers!"
They hit the ground and everyone fell, except for Mary Sue, who had amazing strength and held onto a railing. "we r heer!" she cried, leaping majestically out of the box. The Doctor and Rose just looked at each other. When Mary Sue stepped out of the totally old-skool TARDIS, all of the men stopped walking and stared. She blushed and sat down on a bench. Every guy within walking distance came over to talk to the beautiful swan (metaphorically).
"Now where are we? And where's Susan?" pondered the Doctor aloud, unable to see past the crowd of men. "Didn't the new girl say something about a parallel universe?" said Rose. Mary Sue, with superior hearing abilities (her father was Seshomarru, the mighty wolf demon), heard her companions and called them over. "We can't get past these people!" cried the Doctor, and so Mary Sue sprouted some angel wings and flew over everyones head.
"o sory! mi 1 troo weekness is dat all teh bois...teh luv mee soooo much! and so im nevr alone and all teh grls h8 meh!1" Mary Sue sobbed, her emerald green eyes that usually sparkled like diamonds , turned an unhappy shade of sapphire while tears poured down her pink cheeks. Rose glared at the wounded deer (again, metaphorically), while the Doctor awkwardly patted her back a few times.