Tony and Ziva walked into the bar at the Van Nuys Air Field. Tony immediately went to the pretty red head at the bar. Ziva followed him. Did he really have to chase anything in a skirt?
"Hello there. My name's Tony. What's yours?" As pick up lines went, she had worse from Tony.
"My mother taught me not to talk with strangers." Ziva grinned. Someone who wasn't falling for Tony's charm.
"Hey, I just introduces myself. I'm not a stranger!" Ziva doubted that would work. She noticed several of the patrons grinning.
"Do you know Karate?" Ziva knew that he didn't. The patrons grins gained an evil edge. Maybe she did?
"No. Do you like martial arts?" Ziva sighed. Tony was running right into a disaster and didn't notice.
"That's great! I give out free samples!" At the look on Tony's face Ziva broke down laughing. Abby would love this.