"Alright I'm back, Yay" I said
"oh my god she's finally cracked" said Malfoy
"Watch it Malfoy" I threatened
"Alright, let's get started, first trachie17, Malfoy's favourite reviewer" I said
"Oh god" muttered Malfoy
"Alright, unfortunately I will not do any future dares, most of the time I do not like to mess with the future" I said "So we can't do those dares, but we can do this one" I said clapping my hands, and Voldemort appeared. Harry held his head and had a look of extreme pain, Hermione screamed, Ron gasped and passed out for a moment, Malfoy paled and the twins followed Ron's example.
I reached into my pocket and pulled out Voldemort's wand.
"Where did you get that?" Voldemort hissed at me, I shrugged
"Petrifies Totralus" I said, and Voldemort was paralyzed. I gave Voldemort's wand to Harry.
"Ok Harry start beating him with it" I said
"What?" he exclaimed
"Go on, Ron feel free to join in"
"Wha..?" muttered Ron weakly just coming around, I shook my head
"Go Harry!" I said, he hesitantly walked up to Voldemort and started to hit him with his wand, Ron soon joined in, and they were both frightened but a little happy. Then the spell wore off, and Voldemort grabbed Harry by his neck.
"You will die boy" he croaked at Harry.
"God, don't be so dramatic" I said rolling my eyes then snapped my fingers and he was gone.
"Right now remember A very potter musical?" I asked them all, the nodded gravely, except for Fred and George.
"Well it's time to watch, Dum Dum Dum, A VERY POTTER SEQEUL" I said, and got out my laptop and turned it on.
"This is terrible" yelled Harry at the part of Harry freakin Potter.
'ya, ya keep watching" I said
"Was my hair really that bushy" asked Hermione, examining her hair.
"LUPIN IS NOTHING LIKE THAT" yelled Harry
"Harry calm down have a redvine" I said offering one to him, he glared at me.
"Ok, whatever" I said
"Well at least it doesn't seem like Malfoy is in love with Hermione this time" said Ron
"Wait until act 2 part 6" I said and Ron looked a little scared. When it got there, Ron once again tackled Malfoy.
"Guys, come on it's not over yet" I said, pulling them apart, then started laughing at my own joke from the first song. Eventually they calmed down and we watched the rest of it.
"Well that was fantastic" I said "Let's move on, now we will do it's on from camp rock, apparently she likes it, we have to act like the characters, Hermione your Caitlyn Malfoy your Mdot Finley Ginny your Mitchie, Ron you nick, Neville is Kevin Fred and George are Barren and the that other guy and oh great I'm Tess, am I anything like Tess?" I said
"Well you do both have blonde hair" said Hermione
"Oh whatever" I said.
"1234" said Fred and George
"I hope you're ready for the time of your life, just look at me I put the gleam in your eye, buckle up were going to take you for a ride" sang Ginny
"Let's go we, got you going, get in the vibe, everybody put your hands to the sky, buckle up were going to take you take you high" sang Hermione
"Show me, show, me, show me show what you got, come on, come on, come on ready or not, la-la-la-la-la let me see how you bop, it's on, it's on, it's on, get crazy, crazy, crazy take it over the top cause we, cause we, cause when we rock we let it rock, rock it, rock it, rock it dance till we drop, it's on it's on it's on" we all sang
"show-stoppin when I step in the place, before it's done your going to beg me to stay, get on board come on let's ride the wave" I sang. We all finished the song then sat down,.
"You guys were good" I said "But let's move on to skittlez" I read the paper over and clenched my fists "No of course I don't care because I don't like him" I muttered through clenched teeth, then I snapped my fingers and skittles appeared. I glared at her.
"Watch closely Snow" she taunted, then turned to Malfoy and started to snog him, for 10, 20, 30 seconds, then stopped.
"So I guess that was no problem for you?" Skittlez asked
"Nope because I don't like him remember?" I said
"Your not fooling anybody" she said
"ya well your gone" I said and snapped my fingers and she disappeared "Alright well she has some more dares for you people, yay you have to sing Hermione can't draw! From AVPS"
"Oh no" almost everyone groaned
"Ok Hermin are you ready?" I asked Hermione, she glared at me
"I'll start, Hermione can't draw, Hermione can't draw" I sang
"Hermione cannot draw" everyone else chimed in, Hermione just sat there seething "She only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book"
"YAY, now let's sing Harry Freakin Potter!" I said "Go Ron"
"Your Harry Freakin Potter! You don't understand your a legend man, to us all, every son and daughter" he sang
"SAFE" sang Fred and George
"From you-know-who, well because of you, you were small but I wonder if you can recall, long story short this guy, Voldemort, was super cruel, he tried to kill you and your parents and here is where it get's intensely cool, even though you were a tiny little boy, you should have died, but you survived and then destroyed, this evil guy and it's a story we enjoy to tell" Ron sang seeming to enjoy himself
"YOUR HARRY FREAKIN POTTER, we don't perfere Gandoff, Merlin or Oz, your a whole lot hotter with that lightning scar your a superstar, to us all if were in trouble we know who to call" Everyone sang, they finished up the song and I burst into applause.
"You know Harry your almost a better Harry than Darren Criss" I said, he looked at me like I was crazy
"Well moving on to mieux-mystery-otaku, let's see first for Malfoy just wondering if you really do in fact wear diapers and sleep with a teddy bear?" I asked
"What? NO, of course not" Malfoy stuttered
"Oh ya riiight and I bet your dad also doesn't dance" I said sarcasticly "Malfoy your a terrible liar"
"Kinda like you, huh" said Ron
"Watch it Ron" I threatened, he rolled his eyes
"Now, Cedric, oh I almost forgot you were here, anyway what do you think of your twin Edward Cullen?" I asked
"Well, um, I don't know, isn't he like a vampire, I personally don't think it's a good idea to be with a vampire" he said
"I completely agree, I hope I am not offending any Twilight fans, apparently you can like both, I choose not to" I said then read the rest of the paper. "Okay let's get this straight I DO NOT like kissing Malfoy There is NOT a relationship I DO NOT Like Malfoy" I said angrily
"hey Snow?" said Fred
"What" I said quietly
"don't become an actress" said George, I through a pillow at them.
"Where did you get the pillow?" they asked
"I like pillows" I snapped "Now from ravnclawgurl she dares us all to go to chuck-E-cheese, awesome I haven't been there in like forever" We all packed up and went to Chuck-E-cheese.
"YAY" I said when we got there "Come on let's go play a game" I said racing to DDR "Come on Fred let's see if you can beat me"
"I will" he said cockily, I turned on the game
"Just follow the arrows" I said
"piece of cake" he said, we started the game and we played 3 games, in the end I beat him by a thousand points and he was very much out of breath
"Not so cocky now are you Fred" I said
"Who else wants to go" i asked
"I'll go" said Malfoy
"Oh please Malfoy" I said
"You scared?" he asked., I narrowed my eyes.
"No" I said, he got up and I started the game, in the end he beat me.
"Well, well, well someone isn't as good as she thinks she is" he said in a high voice
"Shut it Malfoy let's go get some Pizza" I said, and we all sat down at a table.
'What does everyone want?" I asked
"Cheese" said Ron and Malfoy
"Vegetarian" said Hermione
"Pepperoni" Harry and I both said
"Meat lovers" said Ginny
"Ham and Pineapple" said Fred
"Pineapple and Ham" said George.
"Okay we will just have to get one of each" I said, once we had eaten all our pizza we headed back to the great hall and sat back down
"Now Harry Ron I have a special treat for you" I said
'Oh no what?" they asked
"REDVINES" I yelled holding up a pack of Redvines
"Oh my god they exsist?" asked Ron
"Oh course, now try one" I said and gave each of them one
"Yum this is good!" said Ron
"Yes" agreed Harry
"Alright last thing to do" I snapped my fingers and Voldemort appeared.
"LAUGH AT HIM" I yelled
"You again" gasped Voldemort
"LAUGH" I ordered, everyone shrugged and started to laugh and point at him, I joined them. Then after a while snapped my fingers and he was gone.
"Now I have an announcement" I said suddenly turning very solemn "Now next chapter will be the last chapter of this story yes it is very short I am sorry, but that's how it is" everyone did not look very happy most looked confused a look of sadness and relief.
"Aren't you happy Malfoy?" I asked him because he hadn't said anything
"Of course I am happy" he said but his heart didn't seem to be in that statement, now all of you leave, I have something specific to tell our readers, everyone filled out for a moment
"Now, I hope you aren't said that I am ending this, I will in fact not be making another story for a while I WILL make one but not for a while, and also I want you to get all your dares and truths in and stuff for next chapter also, this is optional, but I would like your opinion on how I should say goodbye to everyone I have a rough idea on how I will said goodbye to each person it will be individual, I want to know how you think I should, okay all for now, and remember REVIEW"