I walked timidly back into the room, hiding behind my papers, suddenly fireballs starting comeing down from the sky and they were aiming for me!
"Stop, STOP" I yelled
"Whadda leave us hanging for 3 months Snow" said Fred coldly
"I'm incredibly sorry, there is no excuse for what I have done" I said sombrely
"Your darn right there isn't" shouted George
"But I have returned to finish the story" I said determined
"First" I said, I clapped my hands and every reviewer who has ever reviewed appeared. "Hello"
"Okay first of all, you complete arse! How could you leave us hanging for so long!" Alex shouted
"Oh shut up, didn't you just hear me apologize" I argued "Now first from ravnclawgurl"
"Oh no" muttered Malfoy.
"Malfoy, I almost forgot you were here" I said icily.
"Fred was right, never become an actress" he sneered.
"Oh be quiet, I want you to meet some one" I smiled mischievously. "Malfoy, meet Tom Felton"
"What the-" he exclaimed
"Harry, Daniel Radcliffe, Ron, Rupert Grint, Hermione, Emma Watson, Fred and George, James and Oliver Phelps" I smiled
"Bloody hell, these guys are our doubles!" exclaimed Ron.
"Oh and Ginny, Bonnie Wright" I said "Funny how I always forget about you"
"Yeah, hilarious" she rolled her eyes.
"Ok who plays me?" asked Fred
James raised his hand in confusion, still unsure about what was going on.
"HA, I knew it, I am the better looking twin" said Fred triumphantly
"You are not, I am much better looking than you" said George
"Alright, that's enough" I snapped my fingers and they were gone.
"Now for the fun part" I smiled slyly, they all looked a little fearfull. "Meet, the people who play you in, drum roll please, A very potter musical!"
"Oh god no" said Malfoy horrified
"Harry meet Darren Criss, Ron, Joey Richter, Hermione Bonnie Gruesen, Ginny Jamie Lynn Beatie, Malfoy, Lauren Lopez, and fred and George, you get no one" I said
"This is unfair George, don't you think?" said Fred
"Totally unfair Fred" said George
"Hey Mate, what's with your guys hair?" Ron whispered to Harry, Harry shrugged.
"Alright listen hear, my hair was never that bushy" Hermione lectured Bonnie.
"Hey, I am just kinda freaked out about being here" said Bonnie nervously.
"Okay, what is with me rolling around on the floor all the time?" asked Malfoy angrily.
"Temper, temper" I warned, he growled at me.
"Um, I don't know it's a parody" shrugged Lauren.
"Thank you one and all" I said and finished with a snap and they all disappeared. "So now, something I so everyday, it's time for you to READ FANFICION!" I said excitedly.
"Oh this can't be good" groaned Harry and Ron, I gave them each a computer and guided them to the Harry Potter archive.
"Oh my god!" said Hermione
"What?" asked Ron still on his first story
"Well, these so called 'fans' have each of us paired with every single person we know!" she said outraged
"Oh my god, you're right" exclaimed Fred and George
"When have I ever not been right" Hermione rolled her eyes, while Fred gave her a dirty look.
"This is sick and Wrong" said Ron, his eyes scanning over the pages.
"Well this has been fun, but lets move on" I said snatching the computers away from everyone.
"Now I have found an object so rare and so secret that only the coolest people have heard about it" I said seriously
"Oh spare me" muttered Malfoy
"Watch it Malfoy" I warned "It's the scarf... of sexual preference!"
"Oh dear god" said Ginny
"Straight from the set of AVPS" I said happily "Now scarfy"
"Yeeees" it said
"Let's sort these kids" I said
"Alright, Snowdrop" it said and flew over to Harry "Natural Sexual"
"Get this thing off me" said Harry grabbing at the scarf, the scarf went around shouting out different things 'Bi-curious' 'waiting till marriage' until it got to me.
"Oh, dear, I'm so sorry" it said
"What?" I asked worried
"You've got a bad case of Malfoy syndrome" the scarf laughed, me face turned red.
"Knew it, didn't we know it Fred?" asked George
"We sure did George" said Fred "The whole school knew it"
"Thank you Scarfy, goodbye" I said tightly.
"Goodbye, I'll see you all when you get back to Hogwarts, and just remember your not alone and there's no way, you're not finishing this story" said the Scarf as it faded away.
"alright it's time for some fun" I said looking at Harry
"Fun?" gulped Harry
"Yes" I pulled out some hairspray "Fun" I grabbed Harry by his collar and grabbed a brush and started styling. By the time I was done he had an Afro just like Darren Criss.
"Mate, you look ridicules" laughed Ron
"Yeah Harry you really do" joked the twins.
"You look like-" Hermione started
"Darren Criss" I smiled
"Okay let's move on" I said
"You're not going to change my hair back?" he exclaimed
"Um, no, now where is Neville?" I looked around "Oh right" I clapped my hand and he fell from the ceiling.
"Ouch, that hurt" complained Neville.
"Yeah, yeah whatever, now Neville I would like you to meet Ravnclawgurl" I said
"Hi" she said quietly "You're awesome you know" Neville blushed and then stumbled backward over some tables, Ravn laughed and grabbed him by the arm and sat him down next to her.
"Now finally, from emily-cullen23 she is asking Malfoy" I read it, then frowned. Took a deep breath and continued "If you really have a crush on Snow"
"Let me answer that" said George "Well DUH"
"Look at me, I'm Draco Malfoy and I want to marry Snow" teased Fred
"Shut up" Malfoy and I said at the same time.
"Answer the question Malfoy" I said tiredly rubbing my forehead.
"What George said" he mumbled
"What?" asked Fred putting his hand to his ear
"I couldn't hear you" said George
"Yes, okay? Yes, I have a crush on Snow" said Malfoy in a huff.
"Shocker" Ginny rolled her eyes.
"Well that's it for this chapter and Story, now come on group hug characters and reviewers!' I said and we all went in for a group hug, well Ravn mostly hung on to Neville and Alex wouldn't let go of Fred.
"Thank you so much, this story would be nothing without you" I said to the reviewers "Now bye" I snapped my fingers and they were all gone. When I turned around there were two tall Weasly boys in front of me.
"Hey Boys" I said softly
"Hey Snow" they said "Come here" They said playfully and picked me up in a bear hug, squeezing all the air out of me.
"Guys, you're crushing me" I gasped
"Oh, sorry" They said letting go, Harry came up and gave me a hug as well as Ron each under the watchful eyes of their girlfriends. Hermione and Ginny each gave me hug and finally I was standing in front of Malfoy.
"Hey Malfoy" I said
"Hi Snow" he avoided eye contact.
"Well looks like, you got what you wanted, this is the end" I said
"Yup" he said nervously
"Well, goodbye I guess" I said
"Wait" he called "I just wanted to tell you, I really do, um, L-l-love y-y-you" he stuttered the twins high-fived and did a happy dance behind us. I smiled at him.
"Shut it Malfoy" I said , he looked confused so I just gave him a peck on the cheek and clapped my hands, and was alone.
"Looks like this is the end of my little trilogy, I had an idea for you guys, I wasn't sure if I was going to do it, but I guess I will, I was thinking you guys could write a fanfiction with you and me in it, on an adventure of something I could be Snow of course. Like If Alex wrote on she could put Fred in, or if you guys wanted to do other pairing, I don't really know any other ones but I'm sure you could think of something, this is purely optional just an idea, PM or review it on this story if you do it, I promise I will review anyone who does this." I said
"Oh and there will be a prize for anyone who can figure out what I meant in the last words I said to Malfoy, thank bye"
-Snow