A Bulgarian Romance.

A/N: Omg hey guys! I got a laptop! Woohoo now I have no excuse not to update! Lol okay so this chapter is more of filler for the rest of the story! I hope it makes you laugh. I'm in such a harry potter mood, I have on my Gryffindor pajamas! Enjoy!

Hermione's eyes snapped open and her eyes focused on a not so familiar ceiling. Her eyes widened a fraction and she looked over. Her face turned red as she saw Viktor turned on his side with a dreamy look on his face. She shook him.

"Vhat…..to early….Her-mo-ninny…" He groaned and turned over.

"Viktor! You let me fall asleep? Why?" She shook him and screamed at him.

"Pretty…vake…up." He mumbled sleepily.

She rolled her eyes and got up. She walked over to a hanging mirror and saw her hair in disarray and her clothes wrinkled. Just at that exact moment Alexei and Demetri walked in.

"Sorry….no mean to interrupt" Alexei stated suspiciously, winking at Hermione.

"No! It's not like that! Viktor tell them!" Hermione's face turned redder. 'My god, I look like a troll…' she thought as she tried to smooth down her unruly hair.

"Exactly…vhat look like…" He mumbled. Hermione's mouth dropped open.

She sighed; she needed to get back to the castle grounds. She walked over to Viktor and kissed his forehead. "I'm leaving Viktor; I'll see you later on today I suppose."

"Night Her-mo-ninny." He fell back to sleep.

Alexei and Demetri walked back with Hermione to the castle grounds. As they approached the large doors of the castle Ginny and Lavender walked out. Ginny had a scowl on her face as she looked forward. Hermione looked at her best friend in question, Ginny's eyes looked sharply over at Lavender.

"Alexei!" Lavender gushed and ran up to him and hugged him, pressing her breasts into his arm. Ginny's eyes widened, so did Hermione's

"What…the….fuck…" Hermione snapped.

Lavender looked at her with disgust, flipping her blonde hair over her shoulder. "Alexei and I have a date, so if you will excuse us." She sneered at Hermione.

Alexei looked at Hermione with a pained expression, knowing he had upset Hermione by accepting the "date" with Lavender.

"What happened to your Won-Won Lavender?" Hermione ground her teeth.

"Oh, he's with Harry tonight, playing wizards chest, so I figured that I could….entertain myself other ways…" She eyes Alexei hungrily. Hermione felt disgusted and glared at Alexei. She turned and walked away, extremely mad.

"Jealous? I know you are. You're as flat chested as a first year! I don't know what Viktor see's in you! Maybe I'll stop by his cabin…" Lavender laughed. Hermione whipped around and watched in slow motion as her hand flew out and smacked lavender across the cheek. She gasped and held her cheek.

"You vile bitch! Don't you ever touch me!" Lavender stuck her well manicured finger into her face. Hermione slapped it away.

"You listen here you silly little whore, if you ever touch Viktor I swear, your boobs will hang down to the floor for the rest of your pathetic life!" Hermione jabbed her finger in Lavender's face.

"Come on Hermione, we don't need to lower ourselves." She looked at Alexei and Lavender in disgust.

Hermione reluctantly followed Ginny, digging her nails into her palms. Lavender laughed and drug Alexei back to the ship. Hermione rolled her eyes.

"Whore." Draco commented softly as he leaned against the door. "Good job Granger, you handled the situation quite honorably."

Hermione looked suspiciously at Draco and walked passed him. He was up to something. Hermione and Ginny walked up the stairs to the common room. They sat down in the plush chair's and watched Harry and Ron battle in wizards chess.

"What's up Herms?" Harry asked, not looking at her.

"Nothing Harry." She answered quickly, not looking at Ron, who in turn didn't look at her. About an hour later Hermione got up and stretched. A loud banging was heard.

"What was that?" Ginny asked.

"I don't know…maybe the door?" Hermione walked to the portrait hole and opened it. There stood Viktor, Demetri and…Alexei. Hermione glared hard.

"Her-mo-ninny!" Viktor stated happily. Hermione smiled at him.

"Hullo…" Alexei said looking down. Hermione ignored him and turned to Viktor.

"did you sleep okay?" She stepped out of the portrait hole and shut the door.

"Yes, vou vere vith me." He stated simply. She blushed.

"Valk vith!" Demetri smiled at her and started walking down the hallway toward the great hall.

"Breakfast." Alexei stated looking at her, hoping she would forgive him. She sneered at him. Viktor raised his eyebrow.

"Vhat you do idiot?" He asked Alexei.

"He slept with Lavender, the whore." Hermione stated bluntly.

"Vhat?" Viktor's face contorted into one of a disgusted look.

Alexei closed his eyes in shame as they descended the large moving stair cases. Hermione was standing behind him and Viktor was in front with Demetri. Suddenly the stair case jerked in the opposite direction, Hermione being accustomed to this, didn't move. Alexei loved forward and lost his balance, falling onto Demetri and then Viktor, sending them tumbling down the stair case. Hermione clasped her hand over her mouth as she watched them tumble down the stairs.

They finally stopped and Viktor groaned. "Idiot." He slowly got up, feeling embarrassed. Hermione sighed and busted out laughing, holding into the rail for support.

Viktor's face turned red. "Glad laughing! Could've died!" Alexei and Demetri groaned together.

Hermione whipped away her tears and sighed, her stomach aching. "You guys scared me!"

"OH NOW VE SCARE!"

A/n: Okay, this chappie is allrriggghhhtt I guess. Lavender is a bitch. Hate her, LOL.

arryHH