Kim's RANT: Don't get mad if my writing is sloppy or anything, I'm 13 what do you expect from me, I got B last year in grammar, a B- actually and this year I have a B, I think I got a B because I failed the pronoun quiz…and I don't remember what a pronoun is so see, I'm stupid but if you call me stupid, I'll get mad and I will throw bombs at you…I will try to improve my grammar skills………
Roy: yeah her grammars bad, she could improve it but she's lazy
Kim: SILENCE MORTAL!
Disclaimer: I don't own FMA if I did I wouldn't be writing with my bad grammar skills….
Kim: this is stupid but funny. I know Ed's not old enough to drink but…
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"Guess who's back, back again, Edwards back, tell a friend." Ed sang as he entered colonel Mustangs office.
Roy looked up from his paperwork to see Ed singing and Al trying to get him to stop.
"HIYA ROY! I did my reports."
"Al is he drunk." The colonel asked.
"Well…. He only drank one can…"
Ed then jumped on Roy's desk and started to sing the Barney song, "I love you, you love me, we are one happy family…."
Roy got annoyed and stood up from his desk, grabbed Ed's arm and dragged him outside so they could talk.
"Ed, your drunk."
"Your sexy." Ed said back and Roy just gave him the 'Holy hell, I'm scared' look.
They both stared at each other for a while then Ed brought out a bottle of something.
"What's that?" Roy asked.
"Hair spray."
"Uh huh."
"It's blue."
"Yeah so."
"If you spray it in someone's hair it doesn't come out for weeks."
"Your point."
"I have no point." Said Ed and then grabbed Roy's head so he could spray blue hairspray in his hair.
After that Ed strode away from Roy smirking.
And on that faithful day, Roy learned Ed was not a fun Drunk.
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Kim: Please review…. any flames thrown at me will be used to make pie for the nice reviewers.
Ed: mmmmm pie