Kim: I got this idea from foamy the squirrel, PLEASE READ AND REVIEW!

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It was a bright normal day and Roy mustang was sitting at his desk napping and not doing paperwork as usual when ed walked in wearing this black suit.

" Wake up Roy, the matrix has you" Ed said as Roy continued to sleep, "Hey, I said wake up!"

Roy looked at Ed and shook his head wondering why the hell full metal was wearing a suit.

Edward walked up to Roy and looked him straight in the face, "Don't you realize, your part of the matrix" his eyes slanted, "all that's around you, its not real! It's a program run by a giant computer stuck in the back of your head" Ed flung his arms in the air, "its crazy!"

Roy shook his head in disbelief as Edward continued to talk.

"Do you know who I am!"

"Your Edward, Remember." Roy yawned.

"No, I am the one." Then Ed took out a pair of black glasses and put them on, "I'm here to get you out of the system and back in reality…reality…. all you have to do is free your mind…. LIKE I DID!"

Ed then raised his arms like he was about to do yoga, "I know karate." He then attempted to do punches in the air and flailed his arms all about and then he jumped in the air trying to sidekick Roy, but to bad for ed because all of a sudden he got caught in slow motion.

Ed frowned stuck in slow motion, "Ok what the fuck is this shit."

Roy blinked, thinking 'how is this even possible?'

"You know I couldn't kick your ass the normal way, I had to go for the trippy slow motion" Ed sulked, "I'm gonna be here all week…. Dammit, the matrix did it to me again!"

Roy just stared.

Ed pointed his index finger a Roy, "Don't move, I'll get you eventually!" He then tried to grab Roy but it did not progress since he was stuck in slow motion and moving slowly, "So close…free your mind." Ed said and pointed to his head.

Ed finally gave up and sat there in slow motion.

"Uhhh you want something from the fridge?" Roy asked.

"Umm yeah, you could get me a soda."

Three hours later Ed was slurping his soda paused in slow motion. About a minute later he ran out of the soda and threw the cup down, "AWWW COME ON, WHAT IS THIS!"

Roy was walking home having left the building with ed in it 2 hours later.

"DAMN YOU NEO!"

Roy paused, " that sounded a lot like ed……"

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Kim: please read and review, if you do you get a Roy scented pillow.