Kim: I HAVE AN IMPORTANT NOTE! DON'T READ THIS UNLESS YOU HAVE HEARD THE SONG "GOOD BYE EARL" BY THE DIXIE CHICKS OR ELSE THIS WONT MAKE SENCE! SO DON'T REVIEW SAYING YOU DON'T GET IT!….but you can still read it.

Notes to those who have heard the song: I know ed and roy are not best friends so whatever. This was for my amusment because Winry needs to die.

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Roy and Edward were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4H Club
Both active in the FFA
After graduation roy went out lookin' for a bright new world

Edward looked all around this town and all He found was Winry

Well it wasn't two weeks after he got married that Edward started gettin abused
he put on dark glasses and long sleeved shirts and make-up to cover his
bruise

Well he finally got the nerve to FILE for divorce
he let the law take it from there
But Winry walked right through that restraining order
And put him in intensive care

Right away Roy flew in from Atlanta
On a red eye midnight flight
he held Edward's hand and they worked out a plan
And it didn't take 'em long to decide, That Winry had to die na na na na na na
Goodbye Winry
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me, Winry
You're feelin' weak?
Why don't you lay down and sleep, Winry?
Ain't it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp Winry?

The cops came by to bring Winry in
They searched the house high and low
Then they tipped their hats and said, "thank you boy's
if you hear from her let us know"

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to Summer
And Summer faded into Fall
And it turns out she was a missing person who nobody missed at all
So the boys bought some land at a roadside stand out on Highway 109
They sell Tennessee ham and strawberry jam
and they don't lose any sleep at night

'cause Winry had to die na na na na na na
Goodbye Winry We need a break

Let's go out to the lake, winry
We'll pack a lunch And stuff you in the trunk winry
Well is that all right na na na na na naaaaaaaaa

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Kim: well if it does not make sence listen to the Dixie chicks song called "good by earl"