Kim: you know what? I don't like flames so if you have a flame DON'T POST IT! The last chapter was for MY amusement, personally I don't think Winry is that bad, she is a good character don't get me wrong its just fun to write.

Disclaimer: if you think I own them, you must be on crack.

Note: inspired by something that happened at school.

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"Hey Colonel crap"

"What Edward?"

Ed pointed to a piece of paper that was neatly scribbled on, "I forgot what 9 x 3 is, can you tell me?"

"No"

"Why not?"

"Because"

"Because why?"

"Because I forgot how to multiply."

"You what?" Ed asked bluntly.

"Well I-"

"Don't be silly colonel," Hawkeye piped up, "You never learned how to multiply and that is why you failed that test in high school."

Roy put his face in his hands, "don't remind of that!"

FLASHBACK

Ms. Burson, Roy's math teacher was handing back tests. She handed Roy his test with a frown and continued to hand them out.

Roy looked around noticing everyone had gotten 100 percenton the test, even Riza got a 100 percent.

Then he looked down at his test and gasped at the test in pure shock, "HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE!" He read it over to make sure it was correct, "How is it that everyone got 100 on the test and I GOT A –1 percent!"

END OF FLASH BACK

Ed snickered, "Ha ha the colonel can't multiply!"

"YEAH well. Ummmm…YOU CANT DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY!"

"HOW DARE YOU!"

"SHUT UP MIDGET!"

"You know what Roy!" Ed's eyes slanted, "I have dreams, and in those dreams…. Things happen to you."

Roy crossed his arms and turned away from the short alchemist, "And for your information Full Metal, the answer to 9 x 3 is 28!"

"ummmmm sir?" Riza asked quietly.

"WHAT"

"The answer is actually 27…"

"SAME DIFFERENCE!"

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Kim: reviews greatly appreciated.