Kim: I am back! With another drabble…dun dun dun…and thank you to all my wonderful reviewers! I love you all, and some of you asked if you offended me, well the answer is you didn't, I was just ranting about flamers that day..

NOTE: I have been improving my grammar skills because I got 100 percent on the quiz! Go me! And the idea for this drabble came from an event that happened at school. And please, I don't want flames, I want constructive criticism if you have to flame about my writing but anyways all reviews get a pair of Al slippers! Yay!

Disclaimer: I don't own them…I'm just…. Borrowing them.. Yeah that's is..Borrowing….

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Ed was confused. He understood most things but this absolutely stumped him. He reads different books that gave him different answers. So the blonde decided to ask someone smart or at least mostly smart.

"Hey colonel?"

"What Full Metal?"

"Is black a color?"

"What!…"

Ed sighed; he hated repeating himself, "I said, is black a color?"

"Well technically its not."

"YOU LIE! HOW DO YOU KNOW!"

Roy's fast twisted in anger, "Because I'm smart and I know this."

"YOUR NOT SMART! YOU FAILED MATH!"

"Well this is not a math question it is a science question!"

"WELL! Same difference!"

"Must you two always bicker and fight?" A voice broke in. It was Hawkeye's.

"Yes." Both alchemists said in unison.

"Now. Edward, please leave, the colonel has a lot of paperwork to sign."

Roy huffed a grunt when he heard 'paper work'.

"But the colonel lied and said black is not a color…. I'm sick of his lies!"

Riza frowned, "Edward." She said dully, "Black is not a color."

"Well…THEN WHY IS IT A CRAYON!" The Blonde spat and ran out of the office.

"….and I thought I had problems…." Roy muttered to himself.

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Kim: okee, I hope you like it, and for those of you who wonder I learned black is not a color for some strange reason….i wasn't paying attention when the teacher was saying the reason….WELL I hope you review –puppy dog eyes- please! I love reviews! And plus! You get Al slippers!