Kim: ok this is like really random…you see I was on the phone like at 9:00pm at night and I was talking to a friend and then just randomly I said, "what if Ed had a pot leaf?" Thus, the idea was formed.

Disclaimer: I don't own them….. But I do own my Ed shrine in the center of my room….

NOTE: well I don't have a note this time…..

-Y-

A flowerpot sat outside the Rockbell home, it was Edwards. Edward had made it when he was a small child and always kept it at the Rockbell home for whatever strange reason. It was autumn and leaves gracefully floated down and hit the green ground. One leaf happened to fall into Edward's pot and when Ed found out about this, he was overjoyed.

"Pot leaf?" Winry Rockbell asked.

A short blonde nodded, "hey... Stop laughing! What's so funny!"

"You are very strange."

"Well it makes sense to name it that because it's a leaf and it landed in a pot. My pot!" Edward whined.

Winry had a straight face on, "Edward, it's a leaf…. who names a leaf."

"…People…"

"And who might those people be?"

"…Me…and…" Ed paused as if trying to remember something, "…. OH wait and there was that one time when Al named a leaf 'Uncle Vernerd.'"

"He was five." The auto mail mechanic pointed out with a shake of her head, "and you're what, 16?"

"Shut-up."

-Y-

It was a bright and sunny day in central, Edward was especially happy because he just happened to bring his 'Pot leaf' with him today. The blonde alchemist practically skipped to The Colonels office.

He poked his head in and saw the Colonel taking his 12:02pm nap. He shut the door as he walked in; he noticed none of Roy's subordinates where there 'Probably on their lunch break' he concluded.

"HI ROY!"

Roy jolted awake making various papers fall off his desk, "What the hell do YOU want Full Metal, cant you see I'm getting my beauty sleep."

"…But you're not beautiful…."

"…" Roy sighed…. sometimes Full Metal was just plain brain damaged, "What do you want Edward."

The blonde smiled happily, "I just wanted to show you my pot leaf."

"…"

"…"

"You're a pot dealer?"

"NO!" Full Metal pulled out his leaf; "THIS" he pointed to it, "Is a leaf that fell in a pot."

Roy rolled his eyes and put his gloves on, he was going to burn the leaf because if Ed kept if he would have not stopped talking about it, like that last time when he named a pinecone 'Charlie'. Roy shuddered at the flashback. He brought his hand up about to snap while Edward blabbered about how his 'Pot leaf' was going to be a lawyer.

-Y-

Riza Hawkeye walked down the halls to the colonel's office, she just finished her lunch and wanted to be the first one to the office before all the men arrived and ruined her time to think.

She stopped at the Colonel's door when she heard a yelling voice.

"ROY YOU ALMOST SET MY POT LEAF ON FIRE! HOW COULD YOU!"

Riza stared wide-eyed at the door. Ed was a pot dealer? She continued to listen.

"FULL METAL GIVE ME THAT POT- ER- WHATEVER YOU CALL IT SO I CAN BURN IT!"

"NO, ITS MINE! ALL MINE! MY PRESSICOUS!"

A little freaked out from what she just heard, she concluded that Ed was a pot dealer and the colonel was trying to get the pot. She had to stop this and SAVE THE FRIGGAN DAY!

She barged in and saw an angry looking Roy with his fingers up ready to snap and a scared looking Ed hiding behind a couch.

"…" She didn't know what to say, "SO, you aren't a pot dealer Ed?"

"WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP SAYING THAT!" The blonde yelled, "IT'S A FRIGGAN LEAF THAT FELL IN THE FIGGAN POT!"

"OK!" Hawkeye screamed, she pulled out her gun and shot the leaf reducing it to little crumbs.

Edwards's eyes watered, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he burst out crying, "WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!"

-Y-

Kim: Ok, yeah…I know, it's random but what can I say…

Ed: You can ask them to review.

Kim: OH yeah! PLEASE REVIEW! I will update faster with more reviews…

Roy: waffles…..