Kim: This drabble is dedicated to Neo Diji for her birthday. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. And read her Fic 'Watermelon lip gloss' its really funny and I love it.

Note: ummmmm. There is royed if you SCWINT! But you will still like it even if you're not a Yaoi fan, I only mention them being together so don't worry. I also used a few lines from the suite life of zack and cody…because when I heard them use these lines, I thought, that's something Edward would say.

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA and never will.

SO AGAIN! HAPPY B-DAY KARA (neo diji)

-Y-

The furor stood in the middle of the room covered in pink paint and yellow feathers. He wasn't just mad, he was furious and at one person and that one person happened to be Edward Elric.

The furor's secretary, Ms. Douglas ran up to him frantic, "oh nonono, are you ok sir."

"Oh fine…. just peachy." He said with sarcasm stinging his voice.

"Sir?"

"I WANT FULL METAL DEPORTED!"

Ms. Douglas' face twisted in confusion, "Sir, he's from here."

"Well then, I want him THROWN IN THE DUGEON!"

"Sir, we DON'T have a dungeon, but we can have him fired."

"Out of a cannon?"

FLASHBACK

Full metal Sniggered as he hid behind Furor King Bradley's desk. Any moment the Furor would walk in and the bucket of paint and feathers will fall on him. Why Edward was doing this? He was getting revenge from when the furor sent him on a 5-month mission away from his precious Roy. Who new he loved Roy that much.

The blonde alchemist heard foot fall from afar, he saw the doorknob turn and in seconds the furor was covered in the paint and feathers that fell on him from above.

Edward got up from his hiding place and was planning on making a run for it but to bad for him because the Furor grabbed him right before he could take his leave.

"Full Metal, what is your bucket doing on top of my door."

"What's your door doing under my bucket." The younger replied as he tried to get rid of the Furors grasp.

He finally wriggled free and out the door, "FULL METAL GET BACK HERE!" the blonde heard and replied, "I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON YOUR BURGER KING FRIES!"

END OF FLASHBACK

Sitting in Roy's house eating a huge tub of frosting, Ed went over today's events. Boy he was in trouble. Well you see, the Furor eventually caught him, well more like he was surrounded by 50 soldiers and brought to the Furor. But now he was fired from central for 5 weeks? That's a long time regarding that fact that he needs the library's to do research on the philosopher's stone.

Roy, his lover stood in the kitchen cooking…something. Ed groaned and took his spoon and took another bite of his chocolate frosting.

"Edward"

He turned around at the mention of his name, "what."

The colonel rolled his eyes, "Enough with the frosting, have a carrot." As said Roy placed a bowl of carrots in front of Ed.

Full Metal stared at the carrots, then at the chocolate frosting. He took a carrot and swiped it in the chocolate and ate it.

Roy rolled his eyes and shook his head. He loved Edward, but sometimes he was a bit…special.

"Hey Roy."

"Yes."

"Your house is messy."

"So?"

"Well I want to live where everything has a place and everything is in its place."

"A filing cabinet?"

"YOU KNOW WHAT…never mind…"

-Y-

Today was Edwards first day back at central. Roy was already in his office so he decided to pay him a visit.

He walked through the hallways and strangely, no one was in them. Funny, maybe they got a day off he thought.

The blonde finally reached his destination, Roy's office. He turned the knob and went in slowly then from above something fell on him, something that was crispy and good and smelled like…. popcorn shrimp?

"MY BRETHERN!" Full metal fell to his knees sobbing. He looked up, eyes watery and spoted the Furor, Roy and other random military people. He pointed his index finger at everyone, "YOU ALL GET OUT OF THIS OFFICE…and you!" He looked at the Furor, "YOU STAY AWAY FROM MY FUNERAL!"

Everyone hurried out of the office leaving Edward to grieve of the popcorn shrimp or as he called them 'brethren."

So the next day Edward held a funeral. He glanced down at the grave that read, 'HERE LAYS ED'S BRETHEREN'

Roy stood there the whole time thinking 'What the hell is wrong with him'. He loved Edward, he just didn't love Edward.

"Roy"

"yeah?"

"Your brain damaged."

" I AM NOT DRAIN BRAMAGED."

Roy smirked, "YES U ARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!." whoa…random out burst of yelling…never eat shredded wheat

-Y-

Kim: OK, HAPPY BIRTHDAY Neo Diji aka. Kara

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