Kim: ok, here is a next chappie…I'm a little random today so BEWARE for much randomness!

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, nor do I own Peter Griffin from 'Family Guy' nor do I own the Teletubies or Egg mc muffins from mc Donald's

Kim: oh and before I forget, This chappie is dedicated to some of my friends, Sierra, Danielle, Theresa, Kendall, and Tatiana.

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It was already a long day for Edward…. a REALLY long day…FIRST he got attacked by a flower and then a door hit him flat in the face but worst of all a fat man named peter Griffin tried to eat him! Things could not get any worse for him.

ATTETION EVERYONE! THIS IS A FLASH BACK! (i dun no when it ends...)

The so-called blonde alchemist Edward Elric was minding his own business; he was on his way to central to go over some important reports with the Colonel. Now personally, Ed did not think the reports were that important but he still had to go see that idiot colonel.

He strode his way along the sidewalk when he noticed a beautiful blue rose. He bent over to pick it up but right before doing so, the flower got out a shotgun and started shooting at him. Edward ran away in shock from the flower, thinking 'How did that happen and OMG IM GONNA GETOWNED BY A FLOWER'

After he got away from the flower who somehow sprouted legs and decided to chase him, he started his route back to Central. He was just about there when some fat dude named peter Griffin jumped out of a bush yelling, "HEY IT'S A BURITO! EHEHEHEHEHEHE, IM GONNA EAT YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!"

"AHHHHHHHHH" Full metal screamed trying to get the fat man away from him. In the end it was no use so he used alchemy to turn the man into a burrito himself and fed him to a turtle.

Edward FINALLY made it to central and was in the building…. the nice…shiny…white…building…Edward always thought the building was shiny…and he sure does love shiny things…anyways…. Back to the drabble.

Edward was in the building and was about to reach out and turn the knob to the Colonels office when the door flung open and hit him square in the face. He got up from his falling position rubbing his poor face. He stared up at the colonel wide eyed because not only the colonel was out of uniform but his whole staff was! They were all dressed in gorilla suits…which was scary because Ed was dead scared of monkeys especially baboons.

The Colonel, Roy Mustang stared down and Ed and Ed stared at him.

"Come to the light side…we have milk." Roy said, ever so smoothly.

Ed stared in bewilderment before something kicked in him and caused him to act, "ATTACK THE LIGHT SIDE! THEY HAVE MILK! COME MY MINIONS, ATTACK! ATTACK!"

So supposedly this made Ed the dark side…Then all of a sudden walking 'Egg mc Muffins' popped up behind Edward with demented little smiles of there breaded faces. They all smiled wickedly before yelling, "EGG POWER" and attacking Roy and his Gorilla dressed light side.

The war ended terribly with bits of Egg mc muffin everywhere and bits of gorilla suit fur on the ground. There stood Edward Elric with clumps off egg in his hair and there stood Roy with his gorilla suit all torn up and they both thought 'How can this day get any worse'

But indeed it did get worse because some how, the teletubies appeared and captured them and took them away to frolic in the flowers….

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Kim: PLEASE REVIEW! PLEASE PLEASE! I will give you an Egg mc muffin if you do. OH and before I forget…the next chapter will be their adventure in teletubie land.

Ed: Teletubies are scary.

Roy: yeah and so are these –gets out baboon puppet-

Ed: I WANT MY MOMMY

Al: but Ed you ain't got no mamma no more yo!

Everyone: -stares at Al-