Kim: I love you all! Thanks for reviewing! -Huggles reviewers and throws random candies at them-

Note: I am putting William Beckett in this chappie…. William Beckett is a singer in the band called 'The academy is…' and I'm obsessed with him right now so he shall be in it..

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA, Buffy The vampire slayer or William Beckett

OTHER NOTE: this is set 3 weeks before Ed goes to the Tipton and before Al starts working at Jamba Juice

Ed: reviewers get pancakes…with syrup…

Kim: Al has….bird problems….and if you wonder where Ed is then he is visiting a friend cause I don't feel like having Ed in this one.

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8:00am, Monday

Alphonse groggily yawned as he sat up in bed; he hardly got any sleep last night! You could clearly see the bags under his eyes. He got out of bed and walked over to the window and looked out, he saw the bright sun and a bird sitting in the tree. He glared and got dressed.

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7:00pm, Tuesday

Al sat lazily on the couch watching a marathon of 'Buff the vampire slayer.' The door bell rang and he sighed and got up to answer the door. He twisted the knob only to find Winry.

"Hey Al is Ed home."

"No, he is visiting a friend." Al started, "but your welcome to come in."

"Thanks" The blonde girl said and walked in.

"Do you want anything to drink?"

"Yeah."

Al grabbed 2 sodas, one for him and one for winry and handed it to her. As he handed her the soda there was chirping in the background. Al watched as Winry took a sip of her soda, "SHUT UP YOU WHORE!"

Winry froze and looked up at Al, "I'm sorry am I sipping to loud."

Al was blank for a minute before he replied, "OH, no…I was yelling at the bird! Because of it I haven't gotten sleep for days! WHAT KIND OF BIRD CHIRPS AT NIGHT!"

"oh…I'm sorry to hear that." Winry was a little scared, she had never heard Al say a bad word nonetheless be mad at an animal!

"I wanted to get rid of it the first day but the colonel wouldn't let me anywhere near the guns!"

"You were gonna shoot it!" Winry exclaimed.

"Maybe."

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3:00, Wednesday

It was a warm day, the cars were zooming by and Al was shopping for shoes. Roy had accidentally burned them.

Flash back to 1 hour ago

Al stood in the room with the colonel, they were talking about deciding who was better 'Cave men' or 'Astronauts' when Riza suddenly walked in.

"Colonel" the lieutenant started, "Did you get those papers done."

"Oh snap" Roy said and snapped his fingers and unfortunately He had his gloves on and roasted Al's shoes.

End of short flashback

This was dumb! There were no shoe shops anywhere! Al sighed and looked across the street. He smiled and walked across.

The Store was called "GUNS" and they obviously sold guns. Al walked straight to the cashier who was currently cleaning a rifle. Al went over and grabbed the rifle and examined it.

"Hey! I was cleaning that! Sir you have to give it back." The cashier yelled, her name was Tess. She grabbed the Rifle back, "may I help you."

"Yeah, How much are bullets."

"15 dollars a box."

"hmm" Al started thinking, "But I only need one."

Tess' eyes widened, "Sir I know things could be hard sometimes but that doesn't mean you have to kill yourself!"

Al looked at her disbelieved, "Are you nuts? I'm not gonna kill myself! I just wanna kill this damn mocking bird that is sitting outside my window!"

"Its illegal to kill mocking birds, I'm sorry sir but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave."

Al heaved a heavy sigh and stormed out of the store.

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1 hour later

Al sat on a park bench with his knees curled up and his head resting on them. It was peaceful hear…unlike his home where that damn bird was. Waiting outside his window. Plotting…

"Are you Alright?"

Al looked up to see a tall guy about 19 years old with chocolate brown eyes and shoulder length brown hair.

"Not exactly…this bird that lives in the tree outside my window wont shut up! And I just want to kill it!"

The guy say next to Al, "Well…I have a bebe gun."

Al smiled at the guy, "my names Al and that makes you my new best friend."

The guy looked at the crazed 14 year old, "I'm William."

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Alphonse and William sat under the windowsill waiting for the bird to come up to the tree. Al held the be be gun in place, ready to fire. The bird landed on the tree branch and started to madly chirp. Al's eyes narrowed and he pulled the trigger and it hit the bird straight in the wing and the bird fell from the tree.

"I'TS GONE! I DID IT!" Al yelled and hugged William, "ITS GONE, ITS GONE!" he continued to sing, "ITS…g-g-gone." Al's bottom lip started to quiver and he burst into tears, "OH NO! WHAT HAVE I DONE! HURRY! LETS SAVE IT!"

William just looked at Al, he personally thought this kid was having major mood swings but he ran out with Al to go retrieve the bird.

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Al held the bird in his hands, it wasn't breathing, "WHAT DO WE DO!" he looked around frantically and laid his eyes on William, "YOU! GIVE IT CPR!"

"What? NO! Are you crazy."

"DO IT! NOW!"

Will stared and finally bent down to give the bird CPR. The bird awoke and flew out of the room, out of the house and hopefully somewhere far away.

Will sighed with disgust, "that was the most disturbing thing on earth.."

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Kim: tell me if you like it….I just had this idea and stuff…