Kim: what up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM UPDATING AND THAT'S A GOOD THING!
Disclaimer: If I owned FMA I would be famous and if I was famous then I would be able to meet Panic! At the disco…and I don't own them either…
Notes: I AM REALLY TIRED! AND HYPER!..however that is possible….I WASHED CARS ALL DAY AT A FUNDRAISER AND THEN WENT TO A SLEEP OVER AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AND I JUST GOT BACK! SO IM NOT IN MY RIGHT MIND! So sorry if its not that good.
Al: Kim says that if you review Ed will give you a hug.
Ed: what? –fears fangirls-
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Edward sat down happily munching on his chocolate pie because chocolate pie is really good, just like apple pie but that's beside the point. Edward looked over to the table across from him and noticed that blonde kid. Cody was it? Well whatever. He got up and sat down next to Cody, "whats up"
The kid just stared, "Do I know you???"
"uhh yeah, you met me this morning, I'm Ed and your Cody."
The kid pointed, "YOU LIAR, YOU LIE…I am called ZACK! But you may refer to me as 'The overlord'."
"umm riiight"
"HI ED!" Edward turned around and saw another blonde kid. Holy fashizzle they are twins! What if Roy had a twin? Scary stuff man…scary stuff.
All 3 sat at the table and started talking about random things such as earmuffs, cupcakes, Slim shady and the bombing of 50 cent. They finally got into talking about the thief in the hotel. Rumor has it that a band called 'Panic! At the disco' was coming to stay at the Tipton and the thief was going to steal their money (a/n: I couldn't think of another scenario)
"We must stop this" yelled Zack, "Cause I like that band"
Edward looked confused, "But why are they panicking at the disco?"
"You know what…never mind." Started Cody but he was silenced when Mr. Moesby came running frantically in with a letter in his hand.
"Mr. Elric! It's a letter from your brother!" The manager quickly handed it to Edward and walked off.
Edward opened the letter.
Dear Edward,
WHAT IS UP! MY HOMESLICE! JUST CHILLIN KEEPIN IT FRESH!????? WELL GUESS WHAT! THINGS ARE GOING GREAT HERE! I MISS YOU! AND GUESS WHAT! I WORK AT JAMBA JUICE NOW!
PS: meat loaf….
From, A-Swiss (Alphonse)
Edwards face paled. Jamba juice? NOT JAMBA juice.
"Whats wrong Ed." The twin boys asked in unison.
"My-my..brother…works…at jamba juice!"
"Whats so bad about jamba juice?"
FLASHBACK
Edward smiled big and jumped in the freeway. He was only in a bright pink pare of underpants and had a red light saber from starwars.
"IM A JEDI, IM A JEDI! FEAR ME!" he screamed as cars whizzed pass him
END OF FLASHBACK
Edward sighed, "Those were dark times."
"Umm ok then" The boys answered.
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The 3 blondes were about to walk into the hotel lobby when some weirdo with a load of make-up grabbed onto Edward.
"SAVE ME!" the stranger yelled, "THE GUY IN THE UGLY SHIRT IS AFTER MEH MONEY!!!!"
Edward gasped. This guy with make-up was right! That guy did have an ugly shirt!!!! It was all like multicolored and stuff.
"OMG! Your from panic! At the disco!" Zack screamed and pointed at the guy with make-up, "where's the other band people"
"I believe they went too the candy shop." The guy started, "BUT YOU HAVE TO SAVE MEH!" he then frantically pointed to the guy in the ugly shirt.
Edward sighed and tackled the guy in the ugly shirt and then all of a sudden the guy turned into Michael Jackson, "OH NO!" Edward gasped and ran for his life.
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4 HOURS LATER AT ED AND ALS HOUSE
"News just in! Guitarist Ryan Ross has been robbed of all of his money! He lost 20 dollars! WHO WOULD DO SUCH STUFF!!!!!!…but the robber was caught…he was really Michael Jackson and now he is sentenced for 4 years at prison…" The TV rang as Edward watched. He had left the Tipton and made his way home because Michael Jackson is scary…screw those stupid little blonde kids…
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Kim: sorry if it didn't make sense, I wrote the first part with lack of sleep and hyper ness…and I wrote the last little bit after I ate lots of popcorn and chocolate…
Al: Tune in next drabble when Edward gets his tongue pierced.
Ed: your gonna do what??
Kim: -shifty eyes-