Kim: wow this was a quick update. I was just really bored. This is like really random and written in 10 minutes

Edward: omg, I think she's cured! Shes not all squealish about Panic! At the disco anymore!

Kim: -eye twitches- Ed you idiot! WHY DID YOU METION THEM –fan girlish squeal- -runs in triangles- 7 days!!!

Edward: I am so sorry….I SHAL FIND HER HELP –goes off looking for professional help-

Disclaimer: why do we even need a disclaimer! Everyone knows I don't own FMA (unless you on crack and actually thought I did) well shame on you…crack is whack!

Notes:

Roy: where are the notes?

Kim: I turned them invisible.

Roy: turn them back

Kim: fine

Notes: just pretend Ed lives close to Winry and just pretend computers exist in that world. Get it?, got it? Good.

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"Well…this sucks" Edward pointed out as he looked at his new home for the next 2 weeks.

"Sure does" Roy replied, not much liking the fact that Ed will be staying at his home for 2 weeks.

It all started yesterday. Edward came home to him and Al's apartment. Al was cooking tacos and accidentally added an ingredient that exploded the whole apartment and the repairman said it would take 2 weeks to rebuild. Ed and Al had nowhere to stay so Riza forced Roy to take them in.

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Edward sat lazily on the couch twirling the stud in his mouth (remember he got his tongue pierced) when the phone rang. He got up and answered it, "What up?"

"Hey Ed, its Winry. I think you should come over here, Al is throwing Jelly beans at the cars and I don't think the drivers are to happy about that."

Edward sighed. Not again, what was this? The forth time Al has done that?

"I'll be over in a minute" He hung the phone up and quickly ran over to Winry's house.

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"Hey shortie!" Winry greeted with a (scary) smile.

A vain popped out of Ed's head, "I'm not short, I'm just unusually not tall." He clenched his fist together, "so, where's Al?"

"Oh, he had to leave to work (jamba juice) so he stopped the bean throwing"

"Oh, ok..well..I guess I'll go get him then."

A beeping was heard and Winry quickly ran to her computer, "hey Ed look! It says your online!"

"What?" Ed questioned. He totally couldn't be online because he was at Winry's right? OR maybe he had an evil twin somewhere that new his username and password…

"That's odd" Winry continued, "I'm going to instant message you"

"uhh ok"

WrenchWielder: Hey what's up Ed?

Imnotshort: Oh, What up home slice!!???? I'm not doin much, ya know, just chillin keepin it fresh!!

Edwards mouth dropped, "oh..my…gosh, THAT'S ROY! HE HACKED INTO MY ACCOUNT!!!!"

"how would you know its him?"

FLASHBACK

Edward sat extremely bored on the couch waiting for Roy to finish up reading his report. Riza walked in suddenly, "Hello sir" she said politely.

Roy looked up, "what up home slice!!!???" he attempted a gang sign, "ARE YOU CHILLIN AND KEEPIN IT FRESH!?"

"yeahno." Riza said shaking her head and walking out of his office. Roy shouldn't have bought that book on how to be a gangster.

END OF FLASHBACK

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Later that day, Edward returned home (actually Roy's home) and looked around. The place had burned down!!!

"Not again." Ed yelled out, "AL DID YOU BURN ROY'S HOUSE DOWN!"

Al came creeping up behind Ed, "yes I did…I thought his walls were ugly and needed to be redone so I really did him a favor but he doesn't know I burnt it down. Hurry lets go to the pimp mobile (the car?) before he finds out.

Edward just sighed and got into the car (pimp mobile as Al calls it) and they drove away to Las Vegas.

The End.

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Kim: like I said…it was random….REVIEW AND YOU GET A KISS FROM ED!

Ed: -turns pale- what?