Theresa: Hello peoples!!!!! This is the new chappie that Kim is putting up!

Roy: where is Kim?

Theresa: getting help…. professional help…so since she's getting help I get to introduce the chappie and everything.

Disclaimer: apparently Kim does not own this.

Note: Kim wrote this 2 hours before the Panic! At the disco concert so she was totally flipping out and had to go get help because she was scaring the people around her.

Theresa: AND NOW! PRESENTING! THE NEW CHAPPIE! IF YOU REVIEW YOU GET SOME HOMEMADE COOKIES THAT AL IS MAKING AS YOU READ THIS!

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Edward sat happily on the couch munching on the cookies he found in the colonels office. Well actually, he took them because they were labeled "Al's Cookies". His first thoughts were as to why Al had a cookie jar in the colonels office and his second thoughts were…. well he didn't have any second thoughts.

Edward was about to pop another cookie in his mouth when he saw the door knob turn. He quickly got up from the couch and put the cookies back and ran back to the couch and shifted his eyes back and forth.

Al skipped into the room with Roy right behind him. Al peered into the cookie jar and noticed that there was only one left. He brought a hand up to his chin and started to think and then he came up with a solution and broke into song, "WHO STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR??" he eyed Ed, "EDWARD STOLE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR!"

"Who me?" Edward sang along.

"YES YOU!"

"Couldn't be!"

"THEN WHO!?" Al was about to say something more but Roy broke in, "YOU DO KNOW THAT THERE IS A BETTER WAY TO SOLVE THIS THEN SINGING"

Al nodded, "your right" and then he jumped on Ed attempting to strangle him, "WHY DID YOU EAT MY COOKIES! I MADE THEM WITH LOVE AND PLANNED TO FEED THEM TO MY PET CHOPSTICK AND-" Al was cut off when he heard a loud crashing noise from under Roy's desk.

Roy heard the noise too and looked under his desk. He looked down to find Riza hiding under his desk, "may I ask why you are under my desk.?" Roy asked her.

"YOU MAY HAVE WON THIS ROUND OF HIDE AND SEEK! BUT I SHALL PREVIAL! YOU JUST WAIT AND SEE!" and with that said, Riza quickly got up and ran out of the office.

Roy looked confused. Either Riza stole some crack from Havoc or she was on a really really high sugar rush.

Edward started turning blue, Al's hands were still around his neck.

"uhhh….What was I strangling you for again?" Al asked loosening his grip.

Ed took in a deep breath, "NOTHING!"

"oh ok" Al then got up grabbed his cookie jar and left.

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It's been terrible lately. Riza has been hiding in places in Roy's office and he would look and ask why she was there and she would just scream, "YOU WONT FIND ME NEXT TIME!" or "DARN YOU! I SHALL PREVAIL!"

Roy sighed and heard a rattling coming from his officecloset. He opened it to find Riza dressed all in black. To be truthful, she looked like a robber.

"HOW DO YOU KEEP FINDING ME!" Riza threw her arms up, "I'M WEARING ALL BLACK!!!!"

Roy just sighed again as he watched Riza stalk out of his office. Roy learned one very important thing that day. He learned that crack is whack and never touch Al's cookies.

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Edward sat on the couch of his and Al's apartment. He was watching a marathon of 'That so 70's show'. He was waiting for Al to return. Supposedly Al was off at the store buying bread and Dorito chips because Dorito chips taste bomb. He heard the door bell ring and got up to Answer. He looked out the door only to find a police officer and Al infront of him in hand cuffs.

"Sir, This guy claims to be your brother. He was caught in the act of hairspraying poor shoppers with pink and orange hair spray. I'm going to need you to sign these papers to bail him out of his jail time." The police officer named 'Brendon' said while holding out some papers. (Theresa: you just had to add the lead singer of Panic!s name! geez)(Kim: uhhh)

Ed bit his lip and spoke and looked at Al and then at Brendon, "I'm sorry but I have never seen this individual in my life!"

Brendon glared at Al, "Your coming with me" he grabbed Al's arm and took him to the police car and drove off.

Al sat in the back of the car glaring, was it so much of a crime to hairspray peole different colors? gosh!.

"I shall get my revenge and Ed shal- HEY LOOK A BIRDIE!" Al started saying but got distracted by a bird that was flying next to the car window. It was the mocking bird! Cool. OH no...was it following him?

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Theresa: Well this is the end. Kim would very much like reviews.

Kim: YES I WOULD!!!!

Theresa: why aren't you getting help?

Kim: I escaped…BUT ANYWAYS! 2FLIPPIN hours TILL MY LIFE DREAM IS COMPLETED! I GET TO SEE PANIC! AT THE DISCO –flips out- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Theresa: I'm sorry dear readers she will be normal soon.

Kim: YES!...I mean...NO!...I mean...what? Normal? Is that possible for me?

Ed: ….

Al: -gives readers homemade cookies-