Ok, so in my first author's note there were some things I need to clear up. The 3s where supposed to be hearts and at the end of my rant was a smiley face that didn't come up. : )

Bella's POV

I stared at my room, decked out in Muse posters and twinkly lights. 2 walls were covered in a book shelf filled with my favorite books. I was hanging up the final touch; pale curtains that looked like it had a million tiny diamonds in it that sparkled in the light (vampire curtains!).

RIIIING! My phone went off. It scared me, so I fell on my butt.

"Hello?" I said, rubbing my sore behind.

"Bella! It's Alice!" I had to pull the phone away from my ear, she was screaming so loud.

"Alice, calm down, I can hear you without all that! You're screaming!" I laughed. Then I sobered. "Alice, did something happen?"

"Relax Bella. Nothing happened. They come back tomorrow. I was just calling to see if you wanted to come shopping today with Rosalie! (Rosalie likes Bella cause she's Emmett's sister.)" Alice squealed, only slightly lowering her tone.

"Um, sure. I do need new clothes now, because all my clothes are at Charlie's." I hated to shop, but I really did need new clothes. I was currently wearing some hand me downs.

CRASH! My curtains fell down because Alice's phone call had scared me before I could secure them.

"Bella, are you alright? What just happened?" Alice sounded protective and worried.

"What? Oh, I'm fine, that was just my curtains falling down because I didn't have time to finish securing them when you called." I said, quickly assessing the damage done to my curtains. There was none.

"Oh. Well, how about I pick you up in 30 minutes?" Alice said, returning to our former conversation.

"Alice! It's an hour drive here from your house!" I exclaimed.

"Bella, I drive f-a-s-t." Alice sounded as if she was rolling her eyes.

"Alice. Please, drive carefully. I WILL scream if you go above fifty while I'm in the car."

"Ok. Bye Bella!" With that, she hung up.

45 minutes later, Alice and Rosalie showed up. I was nervous, although I tried to cover it up with anger.

"Alice! I told you to drive slower! It's dangerous."

"Oh, Bella, it's fine! I barely went above 65!" Alice whined.

Rosalie just rolled her eyes and said, "Don't argue. It's a losing cause. Just get in."

Alice drove like a maniac, and I screamed 3 times, although it was hard to see the speedometer. When we stopped driving, we ended up in front of the hugest store I'd ever seen, with fancy designer clothes in the front. I gulped.

"Uh, Alice? This isn't exactly my style. Maybe we could go somewhere else, like Target or Kohl's?"

Alice scoffed. "Bella, I know this isn't your style, that's why I brought you here, silly! THIS is what you SHOULD be wearing!"

"Alice!" I cried out, but I knew even now that you don't argue with Alice. Rosalie patted my shoulder with a brief smile.

We shopped like crazy, and Alice had currently picked out about 50 outfits for me. I had to constantly remind her about the fact that my closet is VERY small.

"Alice, I'm tired. Can I take a break? Pleeeeeease?!" I weaseled.

"Oh, fine! Hey, now I can try on some clothes!" Alice bounced in place. I sat down, with Rosalie next to me.

"Rosalie, can I ask you a question?" I looked over at the other woman in Emmett's life.

"You just asked me one. But ya, what do you want to know?" Rosalie smiled.

"Um, about Edward… Why did he look uncomfortable when I was there? And Jasper? I mean, at first Edward seemed so concerned about me, but then he sat far away from me and looked pained. Jasper looked like I kept sticking a needle through his head, too. Did I do something wrong?" I was worried sick about this, literally. I felt like I was going to throw up.

"Bella, you did nothing wrong. Jasper, he wasn't feeling very well. And Edward, well, I know he likes you, but he has a strange way of expressing his emotions." She gave me a comforting smile, but I still felt sick. Suddenly, Alice bustled back to us and suggested we use the bathroom. As soon as we got in, I ran to the stall and threw up the contents of my stomach.

"Bella, are you ok? Ew, did you throw up?" Alice was concerned in her own way. I slunk out of the stall, feeling absolutely miserable.

"Bella, we'll take you back, ok? Here, wipe your mouth. Alice, go check out. I'll walk Bella back to the car. Here's a bag in case you throw up again." Rosalie took charge. I was actually feeling the tiniest bit better.

We drove back, getting there in 30 minutes, which was way too fast, but I didn't want to scream again. When they drove off, leaving me at the shelter, I immediately threw up again. What was wrong with me?

So, I finally updated for real. What do you think is wrong with Bella? Sorry this took so long!

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