Kim: OMG! It's a new year! -gives everyone cake- Oh and I decided to dedicate this chapter to more than 3 people. Here are the first 3 people that reviewed so this is for them: BloodSkye, RizaHawkeye-BlackHayate, and Lee-All-The-Way. Also, I'm dedicating it to everyone who reviews all my chapters and that would be: C.A.M.E.O.1 and Only, MewMewVanilla, hanjuuluver, Roy-Fan-33. Theres more but like I'm to lazy. So if I missed you let me know.
Notes: THIS IS IN ROY'S POINT OF VIEW! Oh and I was inspired by Kelso from that 70's show.
Summary: it's a typical day in the house of Roy.
Disclaimer: Lets just play it safe and say that I own nothing.
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"WHO WANTS TO JUMP OFF THE ROOF!"
I sighed and brought my gloved hand up to my temples. I can absolutely not believe Al has to live with me again! Honestly, how the hell do you burn down a house with toothpaste and a paper clip??
Al ran up to me and grabbed my arm, "ROY! JUMP OFF THE ROOF WITH ME"
"No." I replied. Why would I jump off the roof? I'm not indestructible like him, so I could die.
I watched him pout, "aww pwease! It doesn't hurt!!"
I shook my head, "Why should I believe you? You have elaborate conversations with plants about peppermints and crayons."
Al gasped dramatically and ran from the room muttering something about sponges. Did I metion he was crazy? Too bad Ed wasn't here to share my pain. Well then again, Ed was probably in worse pain because he was in the hospital. He burned himself underwater. How does that happen?
I began to ponder about how you can be burnt underwater when all of a sudden Al burst through my living room door with a cut across his right cheek.
"What happened to you" I asked.
"Pepito attacked me!" he replied.
"Who?" Ok, I was confused. Who was Pepito?
"THE GNOME THAT LIVES IN MY HEAD!!!"
Huh? Ok, I was lost. I thought crocodiles named Jim and Bill lived in his head.
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Again I was listening to Al talk to himself. Supposedly he was having conversations with the gnome in his head but I think otherwise.
"SHUT UP!" He suddenly yelled and I looked up from my spot on the couch. I watched him pause for a moment and then watched his face twist in shock, "I AM NO SLUT!" He yelled and then ran out of the room yelling about how he was going to kill 'Pepito' for calling him a slut.
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Gee golly gosh. It's been and hour and Al hasn't returned yet. He's probably in the house somewhere but I'm too lazy to go look for him.
BANG
Ok, a loud banging noise is never good, so I decided to find the source of noise. It was coming from the garage.
I quickly opened the door to my garage only to find Al going through my things.
He looked up and shifted his eyes back and forth suspiciously, "Uhhh, I need to borrow your Chainsaw."
I cringed. Al with a chainsaw. The horror.
"I uhh needed the chainsaw because I need to chop down a tree."
I raised my eyebrow.
"Because theres something stuck in the tree."
I shrugged my shoulders indicating that I wanted to know why he wanted to chop down the tree.
"An animal…A rabbit….Theres a rabbit stuck in the tree and I want to return that rabbit to the wild so it can lay its eggs." He looked pleadingly at me.
"Alphonse, rabbits don't- how the hell did a rabbit get stuck in a tree?!!!!" My voice was filled with anger because that was the dumbest thing I have ever heard.
"Uhhh Winry threw it up there?" He shrugged.
I sighed, "Winry threw a rabbit up a tree?"
He nodded, "uhh yeah, Shes a sadistic bitch….she once hit a cow!"
I shook my head back and forth, "whatever" I really don't want to deal with Al right now so I decided to let him find my chainsaw (do I even have one?) and do what he needs to do.
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Hours passed. It was night time and I was just about to hop in bed when I heard hysterical laughter outside my bedroom window. I poked my head out and saw Al laughing with the chainsaw in his hands, "COME MY MINIONS! ITS OFF TO KILL THE EVIL DUCKIES OF JUPITAR!"
What
The
Hell
I don't even want to know anymore…..
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Kim: ehhh, sorry if you don't like first person. I just found it easier to write first person. –sigh-
Ed: why arnt you bubbly?
Kim: because –cry- I'm missing a Fall Out Boy concert……so leave me reviews to make me happy.
Ed: ummm…..well if you review I'll give you a burrito.