Kim: sorry for my lack of updates. I've been busy. My Internet got taken away from me because of the stupid cable guy.
Notes: Sorry its short. It's short and contains some bad language that I highly think young children should not hear. Sorry about grammar mistakes. I'm tired and watching TV at the same time while writing this.
Disclaimer: This is as real as Brittany Spears' hair. I don't own and this never happened in the series.
Ed: review and get pixie sticks.
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"Alphonse? May I ask why you are wearing a dress?" Roy asked not clearly seeing the reason as to why Al was in a pink sparkly hooker dress.
Al just shrugged and twirled around. "I think it makes me look pretty" He stopped twirling. "And It's Halloween."
"Al…it's the middle of February…"
Alphonse pointed an accusing finger at Roy. "NO IT IS NOT!"
"Yes it is!"
"NO ITS NOT YOU WHORE!"
Roy gasped. "Oh no you didn't…YOU SLUT!"
This time, Al gasped. "YOU HOE!"
"YOU GOLDDIGER!"
" YOU PROSTITUTE!"
Roy brought his hand up to his chin and thought. He couldn't come up with another comeback. Darn. That meant Al won this round.
Moments later Edward burst through the door panting. "YOU GUYS! I INVENTED AN ELEMENT!"
"And what element would that be?" Roy asked while shoving Al behind his back so he can save Edward the torment of seeing his brother in a dress.
Edward put his hands on his hips in a proud way. "I invented the element 'Grass in frozen water.'"
Roy was confused. How is that an element? Aren't elements things such as carbon and silver…?
Roy shrugged. "Good job Edward." He moved slightly revealing Al a bit, Just enough of Al for Ed to see.
Edward gasped and then fainted. He then got up 2 seconds later, fainted, got up, gasped, fainted and so on and so forth.
Roy shook his head in shame. Sometimes he just couldn't understand the Elric brothers.
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Kim: I promise the next chapter up soon. I will love you if you review.
Ed: smack that all on the floor. Smack that give me some more. Smack that…
Al: no one wants to hear you sing that.
Ed: Roy does.
Al: oh really?