Kim: Short but fun. Reviews make me happy.
Disclaimer: Owning this is as real as my A in math class
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"Alphonse…. Why aren't you wearing pants?"
Al sighed exasperated and rolled his eyes at Edward, "Pants cause cancer!"
Edward raised an eyebrow, "No they don't" he started saying, handing Al a pair of pants. Al refused the pants pulling out pepper spray, "BACK! I DO NOT FEAR TO USE THIS SUBSTANCE!!!"
Edward jumped back. He feared pepper spray. Ever since Roy got him pepper spray for Christmas he's been scared of it. "Alphonse, who gave you peppers spray?"
"Roy."
"Why?"
"Because he couldn't resist my sexyness." Al licked his finger and put it to his hip and mad a 'ssssssssss' noise.
"Whatever" Edward didn't care anymore. Al was weird. He wasn't going to deny that.
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"Roy…Why aren't you wearing pants?"
"It causes cancer."
"WHAT THE HELL! NO IT DOESN'T!" Edward slapped the colonel before leaving. When people didn't wear pants it was disturbing. Especially if they have hairy legs and Roy had some hairy legs.
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"Winry? Please tell me why you are not wearing any pants?" Edward asked, sighing as he looked at Winry in her bring orange underwear that said "PINK" on them.
Winry thought for a moment before replying, "It's breezy" She said, happy with her answer.
"Okay good." Edward smiled a bit, "So that means that pants don't cause cancer?"
Her mouth dropped, "Oh.my.gosh. Pants DO cause cancer. That's why I always wear a skirt." She then grinned.
Edward blinked a few times. Girls were smart. They new what they were talking about so he believed her. He then ripped his pants off (yes he was wearing stripper pants) revealing his pink boxers with Rhine stones.
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Kim: Ta-da!
NOTE: I AM DOING A PAIRING CHAPTER NEXT CHAPTER! FIRST PERSON WHO REVIEWS TELLING ME WHAT PAIRING THEY WANT THEY WILL GET! Okay?
Edward: String Cheese