Kim: I just put in all the parings that were said in the reviews.

Disclaimer: Honestly, Do you really think I own FMA? Well I don't.

Warning: Nothing really unless you're a hater. Fluff. Well it isn't even that, its more like fuzz XD.

Kim: Now I got a flame just recently. I'm not mad. It didn't hurt my feelings but if you have nothing nice to say don't fucking say it. So flame me. I dare you. and you'll really see what venom I can spit out.

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Alphonse smiled happily. He just drew a gerbil on the floor of Roy's office with a pink crayon. Edward frowned at this and grabbed the crayon from Al.

"You took my crayola bitch." Al tried retrieving the crayon but Edward decided it was a good idea to hide the crayon. He quickly opened the closet door of Roy's office and stuffed the crayon in there but he failed to notice that Breda and Armstrong happened to be in there.

Al blinked, "I'm not stupid, I know it's in the closet."

"Darn."

Edward was pushed aside as Al reopened the door but he didn't see the crayon. What he saw was much worse. He saw Breda and Armstrong. Shirts off. Hair tangled and tongues down each other's throats. He cleared his throat and they both stopped what they were doing.

"Have you seen my pink crayola?"

Armstrong brought a hand up to his chin and thought, "Ohh. You mean the pink crayon that I just ate."

Al just stared blankly. "Why would you eat it?"

"I thought it was a cherry."

Al just shook his head and slammed the door so they can return to their 'activities'.

Al frowned at Ed. "You owe me a crayola."

"Fine" Edward clapped his hands, "WINRY!" he called. Almost instantly just appeared through the window with an orange crayon in hand. She smiled triumphantly, "It may not be pink but it is kick ass orange!"

Al clapped happily and started petting his orange crayon. Edward kissed Winry on the cheek. "That you honey bunches of oatie kins"

Al just made a fake gagging noise. He didn't want to see any of that but then a thought occurred to him. Where was Roy? So he asked it, "Where is The Roy?"

All three went silent before Edward's eyes lit up in realization. "OH MY GOSH I LEFT ROY IN THE CAR!" He jumped out the window, "I'M COMING ROY-WAFFLY-LOVEY-DOVEY-APPLE- BOTTOM!"

Winry made a dramatic gasp. "I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!" She frowned, "I see how it is. I'll just date Al"

Al stopped petting his orange crayon. "Wait, what?"

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Kim: Knock yourselves out. Review. You'll make me happy.