Drabbles of Course

by angelinpunk

Drabbles with any pairings.Ed has skittle wars, Al works at Jamba juice? Alphonse is a nut job. Roy and Ed seem to be the only sane ones.YOU WILL LAUGH!I'm not gonna lie, he first chapters of this sucks,I was 11,now 15, but later chapters are very excelle

29. I Constantly Thank God for Jamba Juice

Kim: Thank you to all my lovely reviewers. I love you all.

Disclaimer: This ain't a scene it's goddamn fiction. I don't own.

Notes: Review or not but it's better if you do.

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Break dancing isn't as easy as Al thought it would be.

Jamba Juice is holding its 8th annual talent show. Anyone and everyone are invited to join. He conned Roy, Edward, and Winry to being apart of it. He had no clue what each of their acts was going to be but he knew what his was going to be. Pimp daddy bombdiggity break dancing. The only problem is he doesn't know how to break dance.

He tried and he tried for hours and the talent show is less than 2 hours away. He couldn't lose! He had to win the Golden Jamba Award!

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Talents show time. Edward was up first. His act wasn't to special, it just contained him attempting to swallow fire and lets just say it didn't end well and he had to go to the hospital.

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Roy's turn, he was dressed in a giant baggy white shirt with too big pants that were barely hanging on his hips. Then a loud beat came on and Roy began to sing, "All the hommies they know what I mean, baby let me show you how I lean (like a cholo). Side to side, elbows up side to side." He then brought his elbows up and leaned side to side. The crowd just stared in awe; they had no idea how to respond so they just clapped when he was done.

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Al's turn, he couldn't master break dancing so he opted on reciting a Justin Timberlake song like a poem. "I'm bringing sexy back." Pause. "them other boys don't know how to act." Really long pause and then a curtsy and he walked off stage.

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Winry was up. She just stood there making poses. The crowd took out their cameras and snapped many pictures. After about five minutes of poses and pictures she smiled to herself and walked off the stage.

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"AND THE WINNER IS! WINRY!" The announcer yelled into the microphone, deafening half the audience.

Winry screamed and retrieved the Golden Jamba Award. She knew pretending to be America's Next Top Model was a good idea.

Al sulked. Roy sighed and Edward was in the Hospital.

And the Mocking bird sat outside of Jamba Juice and Al gasped.

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Kim: Thanks for reading.

Ed: Haven't you people ever heard of closing the-

Kim: -glares-

Ed: -glares back then smiles real big- Reviewers get free high fives.