Kim: Yay me! I'm updating. Review and you get cake. Chocolate cake with Oreos.
Warning: I dropped one bad word.
Notes: I know that my grammar in this chapter is off. But you can still enjoy it anyways, cause you get cake and cake makes everyone happy.
Disclaimer: Am I honestly going to own FMA? I don't think so.
Edward: Cheese dip also makes people happy.
Kim: shhhh! That's what they were gonna get next chappie.
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"EEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!"
Twitch.
"EEEE-EEEEEE-EEEEEEAP!"
Twitch.
"…………EEEEEEEEEEAP!"
Alphonse twitched again screaming. "YOU STUPID BIRD!"
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"Winry! I have a problem!" Alphonse announced when he walked into the Rockbell home.
Winry raised her eyebrow. "Shoot."
Al nodded, "okay well I was minding my own business when all of a sudden that mocking bird sits out my window and won't shut up! I swear its just like last time, so then I got a crumbled up piece of paper and threw it at the bird and now I think the cops are after me." He was about to continue on but then he looked out the window, "OH SHIT! IT'S THE LAW! THEY FOUND ME!" He then took off.
Winry shook her head. It was not the cops. It was actually just the suns glare, but Al didn't know that.
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Alphonse barged into Roy's office. "ROY! THE MOCKING BIRD IS AFTER ME…and so is the law."
Roy rubbed his temple. "It's just a bird. Who cares? Anyways, Where's your brother? He was supposed to be here an hour ago."
Al shrugged and Edward walked in.
"Edward, where were you?" Roy asked in an irritated tone.
"I was abducted by aliens from a nearby space. I have now been gone for 40 years but thankfully in earth time it has only been an hour." Edward smiled and sat on Roy's desk. "So are we gonna go strip bowling or what?"
"Heck yeah!" and with that said Roy and Edward left, leaving Al to solve his mocking bird problem all by himself.
TO BE CONTINUED
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Kim: you head it folks! To be continued! Now review, cause I know you all want that cake.