Kim: Hey! So I had this neat idea for a drabble. Review and I'll love you to bits and thanks to everyone who already reviews.

Notes: This was supposed to be e-mails but I can't put email addresses sadly.

Summary: Edward's pants got stolen and he's a bit of a whore.

Disclaimer: FICTION

To: Roy, Al, Winry, Riza, William Beckett, Armstrong

From: Edward the bitch

Re: Who stole my pants?

Alright, listen up bitches. Who took my pants? One of you did. You stole all my prescious leather pants and now all I'm left with are these gay looking purple shorts that I think are Al's.

Tell me who took them and I won't be you with my frying pan :D

…I'm serious.

To: Edward
From: Roy

Re:I did'nt do it

I didn't take your pants Elric :p

..But I did take your underwear last week ;)

My place later?

To: eDwArD
From: The real gangsta Al

Re:(no subject)

I dId NoT taKe uR pAntz HoMmIe. WhO wOuLd Do SuCh A tHiNg.

Ps. Do you have a gun?

To: Al
From: Ed
Re: Re: (no subject)

STOP TALKING LIKE THAT!

Ps. No

To: Ed )
From: Winry

Re:pants?

Nope :D I don't have your pants D:

I'm sorry Edddyyyy :[ I hope you find them.

I bet Al took them :0 He always does that. Last week he stole all my pink socks.

Hey come to my place later lets have funnnnnnn :DDDD

To: Edward Elric )
From: Riza Hawkeye

Re:This is a tragedy

I do not have your pants sadly but I bet you look sexy in those little purple shorts. My place later? Bye

To: Edward Elric )
From: William Beckett Stop

Re:STOP E-MAILING ME!!!!!!!!

I don't have your pants. I don't even know you. But you do sound kind of hott. My place. Now.

Ps. Is Al your brother?

To: William Beckett

From:Edward Elric )

Re: Re:Stop

Defininatly, I'll be there ;)

Ps. Yes

To: Edward Elric

From:William

Re: Re Re: Stop

Good :D I'll be waiting.

Ps. He wants my bebe gun

To: William

From:Edward Elric

Re: Re: Re Re: Stop

I'll dress in something sexy ;)

Ps. Don't give it to him.

To: Edward Elric

From: Armstrong

Re:yor pantz

I don't hav yor pantz. I not sur who have tem. I tink it Al.

Com to my plac latter?

To: Edward Elric

From:AL!

Re:Fine fine.

I toOk YoUr PaNtz. I sEt ThEm On FiRe. My BaD.

I thought that if I set your pants on fire and threw it at the mocking bird it would go to hell :0

BuT I lEfT yOu NiCe PuRpLe PaNtz To WeAr InSteAd.

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