I honestly didn't think that this would be anything more than a one-shot, but I couldn't help it. I hope you like it!
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"YOU'RE SO TOTALLY STUPID!" Poland screeched.
"Will you just shut up!" Germany growled.
Italy cowered, terrified by the two nations. He couldn't understand how this had all started. Why were they being so mean to each other? He had just wanted to show them this cool remote Belarus gave him, and they just started fighting.
"You have, like, absolutely no fashion sense! The way you think of dogs is totally, like, gross! Your waaay too strict! AND YOU'RE SOOOO, LIKE, UGLY!"
"At least I'm not a stupid, self-absorbed cross-dresser!"Germany retorted calmly.
"YOU WUR-"
Italy panicked, and accidently pressed the pause button. He closed his eyes tightly to block out the sight of his two friends fighting, and waited for the explosion.
CRACK
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Nothing happened. Italy slowly opened his eyes.
Poland was frozen in place, his face contorted in rage. Germany stood opposite to him, watching with cold fury. Neither moved, not even to breath. They seemed like statues.
"Oh no! What's wrong with them!" Italy cried.
He quickly pressed the play button.
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"-ST LOVEING JERK! I SHOULD-"
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Italy pressed fast forward, and started to laugh. Poland and Germanys voices became so fast and high pitched they were incomprehensible. Their motions were rapid, and neither seemed to notice anything peculiar. Italy pressed play again.
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"AND ANOTHER THING! YOU DON'T-"
"HEY GUYS!" Italy screamed, eager to hare his discovery with his two friends.
"WHAT?" Poland and Germany said simultaneously, annoyed that their fight had been broken up.
'Watch this!" Italy said happily, and pressed a button that said SWITCH.
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"Like, what was that supposed to do?" Germany asked, placing his hands on his hips.
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"AAAAHHH!" Poland and Germany cried, horrified.
"Poland, your Germany!" Italy cried, unaware of his friends distressed looks.
"YES ITALY, I CAN SEE THAT!" Poland yelled.
"LIKE, OMG, WHAT HAPPENED TO US?" Germany sobbed.
"Oh, Belarus gave me this cool remote. When I press a button, something funny happens." Italy giggled.
"Italy, give me the remote." Poland commanded calmly.
"NO! If you get that remote, you could, like, use it to take over the world! Italy, hurry and give me the remote!" Germany cried.
"I would never-"
"Oh, yeah right. Remember WW1 and, like, WW2" Germany cut him off, then attempted to take the remote.
Poland smacked his hand away, and tried to take the remote. Thus began a game of human tug of war between the two furious nations. Italy could only watch as his friends attempted to take his magic remote. On accident, Germany fell into Italy, breaking the remote.
CRACK
Italy slumped to the floor. Poland and Germany immediately stopped, and went to aid their friend.
"Italy, ITALY! LIKE, SPEAK TO ME!" Germany cried, shaking the redhead.
"Ugh, what happened?" Italy murmured.
"Oh, thank god. Italy, are you alright?" Poland asked, relief evident in his voice.
"You seemed to be confused. I am not Italy." Italy spoke with a strange accent, peering at the two startled nations.
"Then who are you, exactly?" Poland asked, preparing for the worst.
"How could you mistake this fine specimen for Italy. It is I, France!" Italy cried out.
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"NNNOOOOOO!"
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Oh. My. God. THAT WAS AN AWEFULL ENDING!
Mwahahaha, Poland and Germany are stuck in each other's body with France. I almost feel sorry for them.
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