Kim: Hello lovers. I very much enjoy when you guys review and leave comments. They make me insanely happy. And I love all of you who still read. I just want to molest you all :'D

Disclaimer: Obviously I own nothing but thats okay because I own an Ed pillow case. Hell to the yeah.

Warning: a cuss word and I referenced something sexual. Kinda. But you can barely catch it if you are clean minded.

Edward: Dear readers, What would you do for a klondike bar?

Kim: DON'T SELL YOUR SOUL TO THE DEVIL FOR ONE!

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"VICODIN?" Roy screams, "ARE YOU CRAZY?"

Edward looks down at his shoes.

"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GAVE AL VICODIN! AS IF HE'S NOT FUCKED UP AS IT IS!" Roy's voice is straining and he is a little out of breath because really. Edward just gave Alphonse vicodin, a drug, a horrible drug.

Edward looks up. "But Al had extreme mouth pains and that's the medication the doctors prescribed."

"Mouth pains from what?" Roy asks.

"He won't say."

Roy shudders. He really doesn't want to know.

Edward and Roy stand together a few minutes, silently glaring at one another. Ed argues that it's not his fault and 'how bad can it be if Al is on it?' Roy just disagrees and foresees hell in their Alphonse drug induced future.

"THE ENEMY IS ATTACKING!"

Edward and Roy look around startled. They're in Roy's office and all they see is each other…until they look out the window. There stands Al in a god awful striped sweater (those Christmas ones) on the ledge of the window holding a can of whipped cream.

Ed slowly glances at Roy and Roy motions him to lean. When he does Roy whispers, "Don't make any sudden movements and don't open the window."

They both slowly start backing up to the door. Al is standing in the window but the blankest stare is on his face. When they reach the door Roy opens it quickly and is about to run out but is face to face with Al.

"What the heck?" Edward says, scared. He turns around and there's Al in the window but Al is standing right in front of him.

"Oh that's my card board cut out. Isn't he fabulous??" Al shrieks and pulls Roy and Ed into a big hug. Alphonse pulls out of the hug and then puts on a serious face. "Now. There is a zombie apocalypse going on and we need to leave. Perhaps to Costco."

"The Super market?" Ed asks.

"Yes." Al replies and grabs both alchemists by the wrist.

Once out of the building Al points to a group of girls. "Look. Those are the zombies."

"Al, that's Winry and I'm pretty sure those are her friends." Roy says, dull tone in his voice.

"LIE!" Al screams and notices the girls coming closer. "TWIGGY TOLD ME! HE TOLD ME THOSE ARE ZOMBIES!"

"Twiggy?" Edward asks confused.

"The voice." Al shifts his eyes back and forth. The girls start coming closer (to say hi) and Al is biting his lip furiously. "I NEED TO LEAVE!"

Suddenly there's a garden gnome in Al's hands and he's running. Running for his life. The zombies are after him. They want to eat him. They want to turn him. He will not be caught.

Edward and Roy just stand there was Alphonse runs off. They share glances.

"I'm not dealing with him when he gets back." Roy suddenly says.

Ed sighs. "Fine. I'll deal with him but if he needs a shower when he gets back you are gonna wash him."

Roy shudders because he sees Al fall in a mud puddle in the distance.

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