Kimmy: Hey guys. I fail at updating but whatever XP. This one popped in my head and I typed it in about one minute. Sorry if it's made of fail.
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"You know, you really are annoying." Roy says as he stares at Alphonse from across his desk. For once his desk isn't littered with paperwork but that's just because he did it already (burned it).
Al is just sitting across from Roy, staring and it would be strange for the Flame Alchemist if he weren't already used to it.
This is the beginning of Roy's day.
The day actually wasn't that horrid. Al only sat and stared for three hours before he decided to leave claiming that he had a miniature golf tournament to settle with some G's.
Er, yeah. Roy's not really sure what a G is. Edward told him it was gangsters.
Edward shows up in his office an hour after Al leaves. Ed, being the short little princess he is, accuses Roy of secretly sending him hate mail repeatedly. This in fact, is not true. Al has been writing those letters ever since last Christmas when all he received was a letter from Ed that said, "Ho ho ho, Santa heard you were being a filthy rat bastard. You better forget about your presents. Rot in hell you turd!"
It wasn't a pleasant letter but then again Al shouldn't have dyed Edwards's hair pink the month before Christmas.
The rest of Roy's day goes by pretty normally. It's when he leaves the office and is walking home. He meets up with Ed and listens to him rant for an hour about how he hates that people keep telling him to be "Edward Cullen" for Halloween. Roy doesn't know what that is.
Roy assumes this Edward Cullen is an abominable snowman from what he's heard.
Half way down the street till home and Roy thinks he might actually make it without any conflict. He was wrong.
Al comes running by, like a madman with so called "G's" right behind him. Edward mumbles under his breath that Al must have pissed the G's off again. He was right.
The rest of the night they spent running from the G's.
THE END
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Kimmy: Yeah, this one was a bit random, short and eh. I hope you liked it though.