As promised here is Chapter 2! Read, Enjoy, Read Again, Enjoy Again and then Review! Thanks, VampsRaw3som3 and LotsOfBooksLuver For reviewing! Sorry, It's short but chapter 3 is coming up soon!

Bella's POV

What the hell is wrong with these people?

The broad and muscular boy was dancing about like a dumbass on crack.

The lanky boy with bronze hair was staring and drooling at me.

What was his problem? Is he mentally stable? Still a pervert though.

The impossibly beautiful girl with blond hair was looking into the glass wall of their house. Wait, was she looking at HERSELF? I rolled my eyes. How Vain.

The pixie girl was standing still with a huge grin on her face, ready to greet me. Was she high?

Next to her stood a tall blond boy who looked depressed and tense as he gazing into the forest behind us.

I like him. Depressed is the new Happy. Well at least that's what I think.

I was bad enough that my Dad had sent to America on a crappy, budget exchange trip, but why did I have to get the psychotic family?

I mean, the minute you burn down a police station, you get branded as a "Menace to society" and a "wild child with no manners" etc etc.

We didn't want to burn the stupid place down to the ground.

We were only trying to get the police officers a bit of a... shock.

Not for the thing to go "BOOM!" That's when we ran off.

Then I got shipped off to the U.S.A the next morning!

People these days... They have no sense of humour!

Oh well, I'm just gonna have to survive... some how.

BUT, If I'm going to stay here, we're doing things MY way.

Argh. This is going to be a long week.

I walked up to introduce myself. "Hi, I'm Bella" I said awkwardly.

"I wanna make out with you!" exclaimed the bronze-haired one.

"Nice. Let's go for it" I said, moving closer to him.

"Yeah, umm...I don't think so" said the blonde headed man, who swiftly stepped between us.

"I'm Carlisle. It's great to meet you!" he said enthusiastically, holding out his hand.

Yeah, I don't shake hands

I moved on to the next blonde girl, leaving his hand in mid-air.

"I can already tell that you are a bitch." I said matter of factly.

"I Like you" I smiled.

I hated over-enthusiastic people. They are too way happy for my likings, thank you.

"Ditto" replied Rosalie

That was a surprise; I thought I just saw her smile or smirk, either one.

I turned around and saw some twitchy girl, who was pretty in a pixie fairy sort of way. Eurgh.

She was practically bouncing up and down on the spot, with a giant smile on her face.

Oh no, sister.

"No, we will not have sleepovers,

we will not be the best of friends,

you will not dress me up

and, God forbid, we will not paint each other's nails." I snarled at her.

That slapped that grin off her pointy face.

"Now, if you don't mind, not that I care, I will be going inside."

I turned sharply and walked into the house, leaving the girl looking like a lost puppy in the rain.

Hilarious.

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