Here is Chapter 3! Enjoy! Thanks to Green Eyed Sam, Momo16, Blaze Flower, and Kawaiigrlmari for reviewing! You're Great!

Bella's POV

Nice House.

It was going to be WAY too easy to mess this place up, *accidently*

I walked up the stairs, as they followed me, and took the biggest bedroom I could find.

"This is my room, right?" I asked cynically, knowing they would give in to my every whim.

"Umm, actually this is me and Esme's room, you're meant to be sharing with Alice in the room down the hall" replied Carlisle nervously.

"I really don't want to share a room with Twitchy over there and I know you want to make sure that your house-guest to be comfortable, right?"I said with evil puppy dog eyes.

"Well, I guess I could arrange for me and Esme to take the downstairs room" rebutted Carlisle, slightly pissed off.

I pissed him off. 1 score to Team Bella. Population: 1

"Thank you so much" I said in a sweet voice dripping with smugness.

"That's a big bed" said Edward, appearing from thin air.

"Don't even imagine it. I mean it. Don't." I snarled at him.

"Ooh, feisty! I like it! Growl!" he said as slowly back away.

He needs friends,

I rolled my eyes. What a Pervert.

I could tell Carlisle and Esme were thinking the exact same thing by the way they watched Edward exit in complete disgust.

At least they knew it.

Bella's POV (Next Day)

I needed Jake.

I pulled out my cell phone and held down #1

"What are they like then?" Jake asked excited.

"Umm, Psychotic."I replied calmly.

"You're over-reacting, Bells, I bet they are a perfectly normal family but you're just seeing the worst in them." Jake supposed.

"I'm not over-reacting, they are crazy I mean" I stammered, couldn't remember why they were so weird! "They... And then he...But when I..."

"See! Not even you can really make them seem weird!" laughed Jake, playfully.

"So who are they then?" Jake asked, suspicious.

"Umm, the Cullens" I responded.

Suddenly, Jake's voice wasn't soft and playfully but cold and hard.

"I'm coming over now" and he dropped, leaving me wondering why he had reacted so odd.

(Ten Minutes Later)

I heard a sharp repeated thud on the door. I smiled to myself.

I carefully walked down the stairs, taking each step at time, seeing as I wanted to make it to the bottom of the stairs of my feet, not my butt.

I guess that you could say that I was accident-prone.

As a reached the bottom stair, I caught sight of Edward, who had already opened the door and was staring cautiously.

What was it with this guy and staring?

I pushed Edward to the side, He was stronger than he looked, and made for Jake.

"Hey" I said flirtatiously, I flipped my hair.

He moved closer to my face and our mouths touched.

Our lips exploded in a fiery passion, buring straight through to my heart.

My fingers knotted in his long wild hair and his arms gripped around my waist pulling me in more.

In the corner of my eye I could see Edward's face tense up and go cold and hard.

Suddenly, this felt wrong. Like I wasn't mean't to be with Jake.

But with Edward.

But I needed Jake. I quickly disregarded these thoughts, although they remained as clear as ever in the back of head.

Especially Edward's face.

His beautiful face.

We continued our deep embrace, getting more and more passionate.

Then I heard Carlisle cough quite loudly, signalling for us to leave.

Umm, Hello? Do you think I give a s*** what you think?

I continued kissing Jake with all my might, when I heard another even louder cough.

I can't hear you! Lalalalalalalalala!

Then I heard an ear-piercing blaring sound, blasted directly into my ear, making me recoil from Jake and shriek in pain.

I covered my ears, subconsiously, trying to make the sound stop.

That's when I saw Emmett holding an air horn in his hand with a playfully smirk on his face.

"WHAT THE FRICK?" I screamed, irritated.

A ringing sound still echoing in my ears.

"What? Don't blame me! I was just trying to stop things getting...intense" he laughed."Oh yeah, that noise in your ears will stop soon. Carlisle and Esme have to use this on me and Rosalie all the time!" Emmett told me.

"Wait, you and Rosalie are going out? But your brother and sister..." my voice trailed off.

That's disgusting. He's dating his sister. What kind of sick family was this?

That's when Carlisle stepped in.

"I'm sorry that we hadn't got around you telling but all of our children are adopted. They are not, techinally, related.

Also what Emmett mean't was that, when he and Rosalie are arguing, we had to use umm... special means to stop them." replied Carlisle.

"Yeah! That's what I meant!" said Emmett.

"Shut Up" whispered Rosalie, quickly, although I still heard her.

"Whatever" I stalked off back up to my room, Jake trailing behind me.

I didn't believe them. Something was wrong here and I was going to find it out. And expose them.

So there is Chapter 3! It's a bit longer than Chapter 2 I think. I'm starting to run out of ideas so you can post any ideas you have! Anyways you can leave a review even if you don't have a Fanfic account (Which you should) to tell me what was good and what was crappy etc etc just click the button below.

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