Sorry I'm super late with getting this up! I kind of...well I'll be honest before today the only Trauma Center game I had was Trauma Team I sort of got carried away with my exictment over New Blood, Second Opionon, and Under the Knife 2! (not playing them in that order) I've gotten a good way into SO and want to finish it before I play the other games. (Little Guy and Naomi look sooo weird...but I got used to it after a while. When he called her Dr. Kimishima I was like: omg it really IS Naomi! :D But anyway...) So sorry about the delay, I'm sure (or at least I hope) at least some of you understand, they're very addicting games. But you didn't come here to listen to me give a review of SO you came to read Fanfiction! So without furthur ado I give you...
The Twelve Days of Trauma Team! (I wrote this a bit ago, thought it was funny, and decided to find a way to work it into my Christmas Fanfiction, sorry if they act a bit OOC I added story around the song so it's not too short and it doesn't bore you all to tears)
"So the plan is to sing The Twelve Days of Chrismtas in our own style. Come on, you all know it'll be fun!" Maria whined. "Or, it'll be something to do at the very least…"
"It's childish." Gabe said rolling his eyes. "I'm not doing it."
"What do you mean we have to sing the 'twelve days of Christmas' in 'our own style'?" Naomi asked, looking just as enthusiastic about the idea as Gabe.
"It means that we have to say what we want instead of the original lyrics." Maria explained.
"Good, I don't know the original lyrics. CR-S01 muttered.
"Yes I have a hard time remembering them as well." Tomoe nodded.
"Let's go!" Maria shouted signaling the music. "Tomoe, your idea, so you start!"
"On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
a brand new endoscope."
"Haha nice Tomoe! That is soo you!" Maria laughed.
"Thank you, Maria; I wonder what he wants for Christmas?" She asked looking over at CR.
"Who knows? Back to the song! You're next, kid!"
"On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
"Two new scalpels"
"and a brand new endoscope" Tomoe chimed in at the end,
Gabe rolled his eyes. "Of course you'd be happy to get back in the O.R." He sighed as he patted CR-S01 on the back, but he had to admit the man was not a bad singer.
"That was wonderful!" Hanzo praised Tomoe and CR.
"Back to the song!" Maria said in a sing-song kind of voice. "You're next big guy!"
"On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels"
"And a brand new endoscope."
"Wow, you guys seriously need to get lives other than work!" Maria said. "And why would you need THREE bone saws?" She asked Hank.
"Just in case that's all, and what's so bad about liking our work?" Hank asked.
"Nothing...but all you've been talking about is-nevermind!" Maria looked around the room. "Naomi! Give it a try." Inwardly groaning, Naomi joined in the singing.
"On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Four bottles of luminal"
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels"
"And a brand new endoscope."
"Why would someone give you that?" Maria asked Naomi. Little Guy turned beat red, both because he had given her that and because…he loved her singing.
"I couldn't think of anything!" Naomi muttered.
"Back to the song!" Maria cheered, making Gabe groan. "Oh, don't be like that it's my turn!"
"On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
FIVE ANTISERUMS!"
"Four bottles of luminal"
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels"
"And a brand new endoscope!"
"Amen to that." Gabe muttered on Maria's choice.
"Yes I agree."
"Yes"
"Yeah."
"Totally."
"Great!" Maria laughed. "Then we can all sing that part, but since we're all going to sing that from here on out, I'll need a new one later on…And no one can steal it!" Everyone groaned. "Gabe! You're next!" He rolled his eyes.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six days off."
"Gabe, that's lazy." Maria frowned.
"It is not the path of honor to slack off." Tomoe chimed.
"Fine, if I come up with something else will you both leave me alone?" Maria crossed her arms impatiently. "Fine, fine."
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Six upgrades for RONI"
Satisfied Maria and the others chimed in.
"Five Antiserums!"
"Four bottle of luminal."
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels"
"And a brand new endoscope!"
"Well, looks like you're going to run out of doctors, Maria. Guess we'll just have to-"
"No, I still have to get my own part remember we're all happy for antiserums."
"…Right."
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Seven stable patients!"
"Six upgrades."
"Five Antiserums!"
"Four bottles of luminal"
"Three bone saws."
"Two new scalpels."
"And a brand new endoscope!"
"Man, Maria all of yours are really good ideas."
"Hey, I told you no one could steal mine." She laughed.
"But like I said, you've run out of volunteers for singing." Gabe pointed out. "What do you plan to do about-?"
Suddenly he was cut off by another person singing.
"On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
eight... weapons to analyze."
Maria chimed in after a moment of shock, then amusement.
Seven stable patients."
"ugh…Six upgrades."
"Five Antiserums!"
"….Four bottles of luminal…"
"Three bone saws."
"Two new scalpels."
"And a brand new endoscope!"
Little Guy was blushing madly, and nearly all the doctors were giggling at his sudden entrance, and apparently some others had followed him in." Naomi was looking at him curiously and he was avoiding her gaze.
"I wonder who your love is?" Maria teased.
"I hope you two are happy together." Tomoe chuckled.
"Little Guy!" Naomi grabbed him and dragged him away looking…um it's hard to describe, but she was either going to beat him to death or…actually it looked mostly like she was going to beat him to death. The doctors waited nervously, Naomi normally hid her emotions so they weren't sure how angry she could get. But the blond FBI agent came back looking startled, but unhurt. They wondered…Then Alyssa decided to chime in.
"Hey, Naomi!" Alyssa said cheerfully."Haha, I heard singing! Can I join in?" Alyssa asked. "Pleeeasseeeeee?" She begged.
"Sure." Maria said flashing a grin at Gabe, the oddness between Naomi and the FBI agent forgotten, who groaned inwardly. It was bad enough they were all stuck there for the holidays.
"On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Nine teddy bears!"
"Eight weapons to analyze."
"Seven stable patients."
"Six upgrades."
"Five antiserums!"
"Four bottles of luminal"
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels."
"And a brand new endoscope!"
Almost everyone was feeling the Christmas spirit…except of course CR-S01's guard who stood stoically by the door with an unreadable expression. Soon though Maria convinced Mr. FBI to come out from sulking and sing the tenth verse, much to his distain.
"I will never sing it. I'm a professional for crying out loud"
"You WILL sing, and you'll like it!" Maria roared, causing everyone to cringe in fear. Including, Ian Holden, (CR's guard, if you haven't picked up on that yet or if you missed his name in the game). He began to mumble some lyrics
"On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
Ten… criminals to catch."
"Nine bigtastic teddies!"
"Eight weapons to analyze."
"Seven stable patients"
"Six RONI upgrades"
"Five Antiserums!"
"Four bottles of luminal"
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels"
"And a brand new endoscope"
Gabe crossed his arms triumphantly. "Now, there's no one else you can force to sing, Maria." He said smugly. She glared at him, but he was right; Emma, Darnell, and all the other nurses and doctors were home for the holidays, it was just bad luck that landed them all inside the hospital for a storm. She had decided to start up the singing to kill the boredom and get some Christmas spirit into the grumpy group. Naomi looked suddenly unnerved by something and pulled out her phone. Which was weird, because Maria had sword the phone lines had been taken out, everyone else noticed too and looked at Naomi curiously; why was she the only one with reception? She looked a little embarrassed by everyone staring.
"It's…work, that's all." She tried to cover, but soon a small voice coming from her phone proved that statement wrong. It was the voice of a young girl, the voice sounded hauntingly familiar to Maria, but it seemed very happy. Softly it sang:
"On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me…:
Eleven memories of my family!"
The group stared, in shock, Maria couldn't believe it, but she swore that she had just heard little Rose sing the verse she had sung at the orphanage long ago…Through Naomi's phone. They would all ponder this later, but at the moment they all felt touched by the contribution. Everyone joined in without further comment or complaint.
"Ten…criminals to catch ."
"Nine huggable Teddies!"
"Eight weapons to analyze."
"Seven stable patients."
"Six upgrades for RONI.
"Five Antiserums!"
"Four bottles of Luminal."
"Three bone saws"
"Two new scalpels."
"and a brand new endoscope."
And as fate would have it, just as all the doctors, patients, and FBI officials were about to launch into the final verse, they were interrupted.
"On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me:"
Everyone began.
"Doctor, there is a 12% chance that everyone is intoxicated by something."
Everyone stared at Gabe, RONI had come over the intercom. The phone lines were down, the power was still on thankfully.
"I can think of no logical explanation of why else everyone would be singing and acting as they are unless something has interfered with their thought processes."
Everyone stared at Gabe.
Eleven memories of my family!"
Rosalia sang again, mysteriously through the phone, they would have to ask Naomi about that later.
"Ten…criminals to catch ."
"Nine huggable Teddies!"
"Eight weapons to analyze."
"Seven stable patients!"
"Six upgrades for RONI!"
"Five Antiserums!"
"Four bottles of Luminal!"
"Three bone saws!"
"Two new scalpels!"
"and a brand new endoscope!"
By the end of the song everyone was laughing at RONI's little outburst and how it made the perfect ending for the song. Maybe this wouldn't be such a bad holiday after all.
Merry Christmas to all!
And to all a good….Operation? Bah, whatever.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! :D Again, I'm sorry for the delay and I'll try to get the rest up by tommorow-I mean it this time! Oh, and another reason this was late is that it snowed in my town on Christmas for the first time in 22 years! So I had to go make a snowman before it melted. So-Yay! (You all must be tired of my excuses by now... haha)