University Life

Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. Sadly.

Warnings: Language, implied shonen-ai, and very dirty humor.

Chapter 3: Party in The Tokyo

"FINALLY! IT'S FRIDAY!!" Matt laughed, a big smile on his face. He ran into the white room, which he just found out was named the Playroom by the others.

"I know. I am excited too. What are your plans?" Near asked, looking up at Matt from his Lego tower. He was lying on his stomach, his legs in the air.

"I might go to a party. You wanna go if I find one?" the redhead asked his new best friend, carefully stepping over the tower to sit beside Near.

"I don't like parties that much, Matt. But thank you for the invite." the younger boy said, smiling apologetically.

"Oh no, you are going with me, baby." Matt smirked, throwing an arm around Near's shoulders. "You desperately need to cut loose a bit, Near."

"I see that I have no choice in the matter." Near rolled his eyes.

"Yes, you do not. I'll text Linda if she knows anything." Matt said, pulling out his phone to text his friend.

"Matt, Near?" Light asked, walking into the Playroom, almost tripping over a fallen Transformer.

"Yeah?" Matt asked, looking at the older boy.

"Misa and Takada are having a party and told me to invite you." Light said, sighing.

"Whoo, you just made my plans, Light, ma man!" Matt jumped up, clapping Light on the back. "I love having Mista Popula as a roommate."

"Fuck you." Light muttered glaring.

"Misa might. If you are very desperate." Matt said, sticking his tongue out.

"I am not." Light said, rolling his eyes and leaving.

"So, wanna head over to class now? Lunch is almost over." Near said a few minutes later, climbing out of his Lego mini-fortress.

"Sure. We have math next, yes?" Matt asked, walking back to his room.

"Yeah." Near nodded.

"Hey Matt, Near. Heading off to class?" Gevanni asked boredly, looking at them.

"Pretty much." Matt said, adjusting his backpack a bit. "What are you gonna do?"

"Work." Gevanni made a face, turning back to his office. "Boring, crappy work, but I make money from it."

"All that matters, then." Matt smiled, leaving with Near. Near turned back to wave at Gevanni, and ran a bit to catch up with Matt.

"Yo, Near, do you have a cell phone?" Matt asked, looking down at the sheep-like boy.

"Yes." Near nodded, and handed the phone to Matt, in turn, grabbed Matt's phone. "I'll type my number in, and you can type in yours." he explained.

"Smart." Matt nodded, typing in his number. After he was done, he turned the phone around, and snapped a picture of him making a funny face. "There you go, Near."

"Here." the younger smiled, giving Matt his phone back.

"That is a very good picture of you." Near joked, and Matt laughed.

"Yes, I do look hot with my goggles on, and my tongue out." he smirked, winking. "You should've taken a picture too, or is that too girly?"

"I do not like having my picture taken." Near said, his cheeks a faint pink.

"Aww, don't be like that!" Matt said, pouting. "Here, let's take one together." He clicked the camera button, and threw an arm around Near's shoulders, sticking his tongue out, and his free hand making a peace sign. Near just looked blankly at the camera.

"C'mon, Near, smile!" the redhead mock-glared, and the albino put on a shy smile.

"There we go!" Matt smiled, looking at the picture. "Very hot." he laughed.

"Yes, it is a good picture." Near nodded, and his eyes widened. "Umm, Matt, I think we are going to be late for class."

"FAAAACK!" Matt screamed, and grabbed Near's wrist, sprinting to the math building. They made it in with a second to spare.

"We are on time." Near said, blinking.

"I'm TIRED!" Matt complained, plopping down on the nearest desk. Which happened to be the one beside Mello.

"What, right-hand marathon or video-game shit?" the blonde sneered.

"I use my left hand, FYI, and I just sprinted a mile dragging along about 80 pounds of weight. Good workout." Matt said, rolling his eyes behind his goggles.

"Ok, I never needed to know that first part, and wow, geek can run." Mello said, in mock shock.

"Yes, I can. Betcha I'm faster then you." Matt smirked.

"Heh, in your dreams." Mello smirked back.

"Don't flatter yourself, Melly, you'll never be in my dreams. But I think I'm in yours." Matt winked, pressing his cheek to the desk to avoid a collision with Mello's fist.

"You wish." Mello glared, and took out a pencil, and looked at Aizawa, who was lecturing about algebra. He took notes rapidly, while Matt sat back, texting Linda.

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

R U going 2 Misa's party 2nite?

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

Yup. U?

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

Hell yea! Who else is goin?

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

Misa, Takada, obvsly. I heard Mello might go, but that was just a rmr. Light and L, i'm guessin'. U know who else is comin'?

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

Me n Near. Where is da party at ?

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

Tokyo Dorms. 2 floor, all nite :)

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

Fck yea! Thx, Linda. There gonna b booze?

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

Of cors! Oh, Matt, how did u get Near 2 cum?

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

XD No homo, Linda. but i convinced Near 2 go. U gonna make a move on him?

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

U have a drty mind *eyeroll* and yup :)

Sender: Matt Jeevas

To: Linda

Yes, i do. k, see u at da party.

Sender: Linda Phillips

To: Mattie

see u.

"You shouldn't be texting in class, Goggles." Mello said, rolling his eyes.

"I want to, so I will. What's it to you?" Matt asked, looking up at Mello.

"Nice comeback. Almost as gay as your goggles." Mello smirked.

"These goggles aren't gay, Mr. Skin Tight Leather Madonna-wannabe." Matt glared, sticking his tongue out at Mello.

"I am not a Madonna wannabe, bitch." Mello glared back, slapping Matt's arm.

"You're right. Madonna hits harder." The redhead winked, narrowly avoiding a punch from Mello. "Gawd, it's called anger management, Blondie. Don't you have chocolate to devour?"

"It's called shut the fuck up, before I fuck your face up, cuntwhore!" Mello glared, his face flushing light red with anger.

"Cuntwhore. Very creative." Matt said with mock appreciation. "How about we don't fight in class. I don't feel like getting in trouble before a party. Speaking of which, is Blondie gonna grace us with his presence?"

"I'm going. Why, you wanna grind on me?" Mello smirked, licking his lips.

"I'm sure you have a pussy, but I like boobs." Matt said, and stood up, walking out of the classroom. Mello quickly followed, his face turning a deeper shade of red. He grabbed the redhead by the back of his shirt, and pulled him back until his ear was close to the blond's lips.

"Damn bastard, my dick is definitely fucking bigger then yours!" Mello snarled in his ear, and kicked the redhead in the back of the knees, before stomping off to his next class.

"Sorry, but mine's is bigger then 2 inches!" Matt yelled, and Mello turned around, flipping him off. Laughing, the red haired boy ran up to Linda, grabbing her wrist to stop himself. "Hey."

"Hey. Arguing with Mello?" she asked, smiling.

"Yeah." Matt nodded. "Linda, you know all these rumors. Now tell me, is Mello gay?"

"He acts gay, and he looks gay. But most people think he's playing for attention." Linda said, turning towards the building.

"I figured that much out." Matt smiled, sitting beside his friend in the back row. "Oh, and a little warning, Near is shy at first. He'll get a bit more talkative if he wnats to. So, don't be offended if he doesn't talk."

"Alright. Thanks." Linda said, giving Matt a cheerful smile before turning to her sketchbook.

Two hours later found Matt and Near walking to a nearby convenience store on campus.

"So, we better load up on Red Bull, Linda said it's gonna be an all night party!" Matt smirked, grabbing a box of the energy drinks.

"It is bad to mix energy drinks with alcohol." Near said, looking at the Red Bull skeptically.

"So is smoking, but I do that too. Shit, Near, when will you realize that I don't give much of a shit about my health?" the redhead rolled his eyes, grabbing a box of ramen noodles and a bag of Lays.

"You should." The younger boy said, looking slightly worried. "I'll be worried if you get ill."

"Aww, how adorable!" Matt laughed, smiling at Near. "Thanks for caring, but I'll care when I'm older. Now, I just wanna have a kick ass time!"

"I see." Near nodded, and took a bottle of water. "So I can drink something at the party." he explained.

"Alright. All of these please." The redhead smiled at the cashier.

"Okay." she smiled, and rang up the purchases. "That will be $15.75."

"Here you go. Bye." Matt waved, taking the bag of stuff. Near followed him.

"Thank you." He said, realizing that Matt paid for his drink.

"No problemo. Now, let's get ready, party starts at 7." The two walked back to the dorm quickly.

"LIGHT-O, EELLL, You guys going to partay?" Matt asked, scaring the two older boys on the couch.

"Hell no." They both answered in unison, turning back to the TV.

"Whhhhaaayyyy?" The redhead dragged out, pouting.

"Too many sluts." Light said, rolling his eyes.

"It is too crowded for me." L said, expressionlessly.

"C'mon, have some fun." Matt sighed. "Who knows, Misa might find someone and leave you alone."

"I doubt it. She liked me since grade 9, Matt. She even paid her way into Uni to be with me." Light sighed, closing his eyes.

"Wow, stalker much?" The redhead laughed, and leaned against the back of the couch.

"Yes, she is. But, how about we go. Free alcohol." L said, a thoughtful look on his face.

"I'm only going for the booze. First weekend of sophomore year, and I'm getting wasted. You?" Light smirked, his eyes on Matt and Near.

"I am not drinking." Near said, heading for the playroom.

"Hell to the yeah, and Near, get over here!" Matt sighed, pulling the albino along with him.

"Why can I not play with my Legos?" Near asked, annoyed.

"Because, we need to make you look hot. And I'm starting to sound like a chick." Matt stuck his tongue out in annoyance.

"What is wrong with how I look?" Near asked, mock-glaring.

"Nothing, just dress up, and have some fun. Here, let's see what you have." The older boy opened his closet, searching through clothes. He ended up pulling out a pair of black high-top Converse, baggy jeans and a white t-shirt. "This should look good on you."

"Thank you, but these jeans are big on me. Length-wise and hip wise." Near said, examining the jeans.

"Here. Put them on." Matt said, turning back to his closet to find his clothes. The younger boy obeyed, pulling on the jeans.

"Ok, you better be happy these jeans aren't my favorites." Matt smirked "I'm giving them to you. And don't pull them up so high. Here's how you properly wear your jeans."

The redhead pushed his own jeans down a bit, and secured with a belt. "It's called low-riding, Near." he explained.

"I know. But if I try to walk, the length of the jeans will make me trip." Near said, looking at his reflection.

"Then cuff 'em. Gawd, I sound like a chick." Matt sighed, and pulled on a purple and white striped t-shirt.

"You do not. A girl sounds like Misa, or Mello when he is pissed." Near said, chuckling.

"Haha, dude, there is a reason we are friends. Now c'mon, let's get going!" The redhead messed his hair up, and adjusted his goggles on top of his head, exposing deep green eyes.

"I just noticed your eyes are green." Near said, peering at Matt curiously.

"Yeah, they are." He nodded, and walked into the living room. L and Light had apparently changed into party clothes, and Mikami was in his room.

"So, we gonna go?" Matt asked, smirking.

"I guess." L said, standing up.

"Yeah." Light nodded, and the four exited together, walking the half mile to Tokyo Dorm.

It was one of the largest dorms in the university, with 4 floors and a big lounge. It was nicknamed Tokyo Dorm, because of the two Japanese students that lived there. Misa and Takada. The two prettiest girls, and the most popular. And the girls that were throwing the party.

"Hey, Light, you won't get pissed if I dance with Misa, right?" Matt asked as they walked up to the Dorm.

"No. Why?" Light asked.

"Because she is hot, and I think I might dance with her if I get drunk." he explained, laughing.

"We should assign someone to make sure we don't get too shit-faced." L said, leaning against the wall.

"Who is going to drink the least?" Light asked.

"Me." Near said, looking up at them. "I am not drinking any alcohol. I brought water." He held up the water bottle.

"Alright, Near, you mind being our assigned baby-sitter?" Matt asked.

"No, I do not." the short boy nodded.

"THANKYOUNEAR!"Matt jumped, hugging the boy. "Let's GOOOO!"

"I believe he is a bit drink already." L whispered.

"Or he had one too many Red Bulls." Near said, rolling his eyes.

They walked into the dorm, and were greeted with loud music, dancing bodies, and alcohol.

And they were off.

A/N:

Did anyone get the Madonna reference? If you watch the MV to Jump, doesn't she look like Mello? I even made a comment on that, ahaha. And so did many DN fans. Good to know celebs like awesome anime XD

And yes, it is bad to mix energy drinks and alcohol. Of course, I'm not speaking from experience, but rather what I read in 17 like 2 years ago.

On the topic, sorry if I'm making the drunk party a big thing. I've read that not all parties are booze-fests, but let's make this one one, ok? It has major significance to the plot line :)

So the romance part will span for some time :D But, just a warning, I might get bored of this story. If I do, please nicely threaten me to write this story XD No, actually. No kidding. And expect a little twist ;)

I, for some reason, have started to watch Jersey Shore. Well, trying to, but my computer keeps shutting down randomly. Gawd, anyone know how to fix this problem? So, I wanna write a parody fic of Jersey Shore w/the Death Note cast. You guys think that's a good idea? (after I finish U.L, of course.)

Sorry if I messed up chatspeak. I actually type full sentences in texts. XD and it won't let me post the at symbol. So, replace all at's with the swirly a thingy above the 2 on your keyboard.

And I decided to give Linda the last name Phillips. Why? It's random and the first thing I thought off. They never mention her real name, so yeah.

And thank you for all the reviews! There are so many for only 2 chapters! I love you guys :D!!
And, yes this chapter is a bit random, but I'm like stuffed full of eclair cream. Not a smart idea to eat that cream. It's yummy, but bleh, I feel siick~!

And sorry for the super long A/N! It's like 500 words or something =.=" I promise the next ones will be very short and brief!

-Pika-chan