University Life
Disclaimer: I don't own Death Note. If I did, then it would have a lot of shonen-ai and yaoi. And little Misa-Misa.
Warnings: Language, shonen-ai, implied sex, and drunk sluts.
Chapter 4: Conscious
And they were off.
Light was instantly surrounded by a few squealing, and a bit tipsy girls. Misa, who had the worst alcohol tolerance, had her arms around Light's waist, grinding her ass to his crotch. Light looked at her in disgust, and pushed her off, nearly running towards the beer.
L went straight to the alcohol, helping himself to the load of booze. When Light ran up, he casually handed his friend a beer, and led him to a quieter place, away from tipsy sluts.
Matt and Near sat down on one of the couches, ignoring the dry humping couples. Matt grabbed a beer, sipping away on the alcoholic drink while Near sat, and observed. Twirling a lock of white hair, the younger boy looked over at his friend.
"You can go dance if you want." Near said, smiling encouragingly. "I'll be fine."
"You sure? Thanks, Near, I owe you one." Matt ruffled the other's white hair, and made his way towards the sweaty moving bodies.
"No problem." Near said, standing up to give a rather horny couple some room. He moved away a bit, and leaned against the wall, taking a small sip of his water. It was going to be a very long night.
Mello smirked as he strutted into the dorm. Narrowly avoiding a few drunk couples, and looking away from the nearly-fucking ones, the blonde made his way to the center of the party-The Dance Floor.
Licking his lips, he grabbed a can of beer from one of the many crates full of the booze lying around, and drank it quickly. Mello closed his eyes, and took another can, drinking that one quickly as well.
"If you're not drunk ladies and gentlemen, get ready to get fucked up!" The speakers played the loud club anthem, and suddenly, all the dancers grabbed some alcohol, and drank along to the lyrics.
"Fuck yeah." Mello nodded approvingly, joining the swaying bodies.
Matt nearly laughed as he saw L and Light walk slightly wobbly, towards the door that led off to some other room.
"Knew it." he muttered, spotting Misa.
"Hey Misa!" he called, smiling at the drunk blonde.
"He~ey Mattiiee~!" she screeched, enveloping him in a tight hug. "How are you liking the paaarrttyyy?" she slurred, laughing.
"It's the fucking shit, baby. Wanna dance?" he asked, leading the girl to the dance floor. He grabbed her hips, pulling her close to his crotch. Misa laughed, throwing her hands up in the air, and grinded her ass against him. Her miniskirt rode up slightly, leaving very little to the imagination. Not that there was much to imagine before.
"Damn your good." Matt said, laughing as she grinded harder.
"Thanks." Misa whispered, in a failed attempt to sound seductive and sexy.
"The ladies love us, When we pour shots
They need an excuse, to suck our cocks" Matt rolled his eyes at the lyrics, and pulled Misa even closer on him.
"Do you know where my Raito went?" the blonde asked, reaching back to run a hand through the redhead's hair.
"Nope, sorry." he leaned forward, whispering in her ear.
"Alrighty, Mattie's a better dancer anyways." Misa giggled, turning around, pressing her breasts and hips to the younger's. "You are kinda cute. Pretty eyes." she whispered, leaning her face an inch away from his.
Matt smiled, wrapping his arms around her waist, moving his hips slightly against hers. "Thanks, sexy." he whispered, letting his breath ghost against her plump lips. He ran his hand up her spine, before moving on to her sides and finally coming to a rest just above her ass.
"God, you're hot." Misa whispered back, closing the gap between them. Lips moved in slightly drunken synchronization, while hands wandered a bit. Misa pressed herself up against Matt as much as she could, and nearly knocked the boy over.
"Meet me at the couches, baby." Misa whispered, nipping at his ear. "And bring some beer."
"Of course." Matt said, slapping her ass as she walked away. Misa turned around, winking. He quickly walked towards the alcohol, chugging one, and grabbing two to bring to the hostess.
Mello sighed, plopping down on the couch, beer in hand. He skimmed the crowd, and blinked as he spotted bright red hair and blonde hair.
'So Goggles is making a move on Misa?' he thought, leaning back, rolling his eyes as he saw them grind on the dance floor. Mello looked away, and his eyes widened in shock again.
"Damn Near, what the fuck you doing here? Not a place for babies like you." he said, sitting beside the other boy.
"For your information, Mello, I am here to make sure Matt, L and Light do not do anything very retarded. Or hurt themselves." Near explained in a monotone, his eyes trained on Matt and Misa's make-out session.
"What-fucking-ever. See ya, pussy." Mello said, moving as far away from Near as he could.
Linda giggled in anticipation as she moved closer to Near. He had been sitting by himself, drinking from his water bottle, and boredly observing the party people.
"Hey Near." Linda smiled her friendliest smile, scooting close to the white haired boy.
"Hello Linda." Near said, his eyes still on the dance floor. The pigtailed girl giggled, and moved even closer.
"How do you like the party so far?" she asked.
"It is alright." Near said politely, but at the same time coldly. Linda didn't seem to notice at all.
"So, wanna dance?" Linda asked, fluttering her eyelashes lightly.
"No thank you. I promised L, Light and Matt that I would watch over them as a babysitter. If I dance, I won't be able to keep my promise." Near explained.
"L and Light are somewhere in a closet, and Matt is over there sucking face with Misa." Linda pointed out, a bit annoyed.
"Yes, I have noticed that." Near nodded.
"I'm sure Matt will be alright for a few minutes." Linda said, a hopeful look on her face.
"No thank you. I am claustrophobic and do not enjoy loud music and dancing." Near said bluntly.
"You are an asshole Near." Linda said, standing up and walking away, pissed.
"Am I?" Near said, tilting his head before shrugging.
Matt smirked as he walked over to the blonde on the couch. He sat down, and handed a beer to Misa. "Your beer, babe."
"Thanks, Mattie." she whispered, standing up, and sat back down, straddling his thighs. She balanced the beer in her hands, drinking it quickly before setting the can down randomly. "Now, where were we?" she asked, pressing herself closer.
"Here." Matt laughed drunkenly, moving his hands to rest against Misa's hips, and pulling her close to him. Her boobs smushed against his chest, and she leaned very close, her hair tickling his face.
He smirked, and pressed their lips together, slipping his tongue into her mouth. They continued to make-out, and Misa started rolling her hips against Matt's. "Mmm, yeah." she whispered, once again trying to sound seductive. And to Matt's wasted brain, she sounded like the sex goddess that she wasn't.
On the other side of the room, Near looked at his cell phone. It was close to 2 am already, and he was very tired.
Looking around, the younger couldn't catch a glimpse of L or Light, and he sighed, texting them.
Sender: Near River
To: L
L, I am sorry, but I am tired and leaving. Please don't be too pissed.
The white haired boy stood up, and attempted to find the door. That proved to be not the easy, since he was barely 5 feet tall, and everyone else was 5'5 and taller.
"Dammit." Near sighed, pushing his way towards the exit. He walked out into the hallway, and passed the closet. there were noises coming from it that sounded way too suspiciously like L and Light, and hurried past, and leaned against the door frame, deciding it would be a smart idea to text Matt.
Sender: Near River
To: Matt
Matt, it's getting late and I am tired, so I am heading home. Sorry for breaking my promise.
And he left the loud building, walking the half-mile back.
Matt smiled at Misa, wiping her lip gloss on his sleeve, before pushing her off.
"Sorry, babe, gotta go get some booze." he said, and kissed the girl's collarbone, walking towards the mostly empty beer area. He easily grabbed two, and stumbled back to where he was sitting.
"Here's your beer, sexay." he whispered in the blonde's ear huskily, nipping at the ear. "How about we find somewhere more private, hm?"
"What the fuck!? Like fuck will I fuck you, dipshit!" Mello screamed, and glared at Matt.
"Whoopsie, wrong blond." Matt laughed, and stood up, walking to Misa. Mello sighed, drinking the rest of his beer.
'Dumbass.' he thought, rolling his eyes in the redhead's direction.
L sighed, pushing Light back, and reached for his phone. "Light, it appears that Near has left." he said, squinting in the blackness, attempting to find his clothes.
"Here." Light said, turning on the light. "What time is it, anyways?"
"Around 3 am. We should get going too. Where is Matt?" L asked, getting dressed quickly.
"Upstairs." came Light's reply.
"That is very helpful, Light-kun." L said, rolling his eyes.
"You are welcome." Light said sarcastically, as the two exited the closet.
"Should we find Matt and drag his drunk ass home?" L asked, clutching the railing to avoid falling on the stairs. He was, after all, a bit drunk.
By the time L and Light got upstairs, they looked at the sight in shock and mild disgust. A few drunk couples were dry humping on the couches, and it looked like a few of the guys were getting blowjobs.
The beer was all gone, and a few couples were grinding. Mello, who was lying on a couch, looked at them, and waved.
"Hey Mello." L greeted, and the blond looked at him boredly.
"Have a nice fuck? C'mon, let's get going. The pussy already left." Mello said, standing up, and clutching at his head a s a wave of vertigo threatened to hit.
"Yes, and we can not leave without Matt. Have you seen him?" Light asked, shifting his weight.
"He was practically fucking Light's whore on the couches. I think they left somewhere though." Mello snorted, and walked towards the door. "C'mon, let's fucking leave."
"So Matt wasn't kidding when he said he wanted to dance with Misa." Light said, rolling his eyes. "But we can't just leave him here."
"We can. Let's go, cunts." Mello said, annoyed.
"Matt has his cellphone on him. I'll try texting him." L said, pulling out his phone, and quickly typing in a message.
Sender: L Lawliet
To: Matt
Matt, Light and I are leaving. Have a good time, and text or call when you get this message. Any time, you know I don't sleep. L.
"I believe we can leave guilt free now. Matt should call or text when he checks his phone." L said, as the trio made their way to the door, and left the remnants of the party alone.
L and Light helped a tipsy Mello walk the half mile, and when they got to the dorm, they were all incredibly exhausted.
A/N:
Sorry for the Matt/Misa, but it is actually very, very necessary to the story. And I warned you there would be a drunk slut, haha.
This chapter seemed kind of short to me, but I can't expand on it. That's for next chapter.
Before any of you get pissed at me, let me tell you one thing: Matt did not do anything worse then 2nd base(making out and groping) with Misa. And again, the Matt/Misa is significant to the story. I left a little foreshadowing as to how ;)
And the song lyrics used were Shots by LMFAO ft Lil John. The dirty version is so dirty, yet so damn addicting XD
Just to tell you, I will be updating near daily this next week, since I have March Break. Enjoy!
-Pika-chan