University Life

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Starbucks, or anything else mentioned.

Warnings: Language, shonen-ai

Timeline: Saturday afternoon

Chapter 9: Visit

Sender: Beyond Birthday

To: Lawli

I'll be at the your dorm in 10 min. See you. B

Sender: L Lawliet

To: BB

Alright. I'll see you soon, BB. L

"B will be here soon. There are a few things I should tell you before he gets here. He doesn't know about Light and I, so let him figure it out for himself. Try not to piss him off too much, and don't touch the strawberry jam." L explained, taking a deep breath.

"Now, let's get downstairs to greet your lil bro!" Matt cheerfully chirped as he walked downstairs, Mello, Near and Light following. L smiled, running up to them.

Gevanni and Mikami were already sitting downstairs, waiting for the others.

"My brother will be here momentarily." L said, leaning against the wall, waiting. Light sat beside Mikami, whose face lit up instantly. Matt, Mello and Near stood between L and Light, looking towards the door.

The door opened a minute later, the outline of the figure in the doorway looking alot like L.

"Hello, anyone here?" B called, and smiled. "Hey Lawli!"

"Hi B. Everybody, this is my younger brother, Beyond Birthday." L said, awkwardly hugging B.

"Call me B." he said, looking around. "Light, long time no see! How have you been?"

"I'm fine, B. How are things with you?" the caramel haired boy smiled, hugging the visitor.

"Same old crap. Hi Mikami." he said, nodding towards the boy.

"Hello B." Mikami said curtly, glaring slightly. How come Light hugged that freak instead of him?

"B, this is Gevanni, the dorm adviser." L introduced, and Gevanni waved lazily.

"I'm Matt, nice to meetcha." Matt smiled, waving.

"I'm Mello." Mello said, taking a bite of chocolate.

"Hello, I am Near." Near said shyly.

"Nice to meet you. Freshmen, hm?" the black haired boy asked, adjusting his bag as he spoke.

"Yup." "Yeah. " "Uh-huh."

"Do they always answer at the same time?" B asked, laughing.

"Hell no!" "Sometimes." "Most of the time."

"B, let's go get you settled. You'll be staying in my room, and Gevanni has brought an extra bed in for you." L said, helping carry a bag.

"Thanks, L." his half brother smiled, following him upstairs.

"Wait, Misa goes to this school, right?" Beyond asked, shoving some strawberry jam in his mouth.

"Sadly." Light muttered.

"She followed Light here, B. You knew that." L said, taking a spoonful of chocolate ice cream into his mouth.

"And she's still trynna get you? Damn, it's been like 6 years now, or something." The red eyed boy said, licking his fingers free of jam.

"We've been trying to set her up with Matt." Light said, reaching over to give a napkin to B.

"Is it working?" he asked, wiping his hands on the napkin.

"Yes and no." L said, standing up to put his bowl in the sink. "She has shown some interest, but not enough."

"Then tell her Light here is gay." B suggested, laughing.

"That didn't work." the caramel haired boy said, rolling his eyes.

"Then kiss my brother in front of her." the youngest suggested.

"Why the hell would I kiss my best friend in front of her?" Light glared, and L tilted his head, interested as to where this was leading.

"Because you two are basically fucking as is?" B said, smirking.

"The fuck? B, what fucking crap are you spouting?" Light asked, annoyed.

"Don't deny it, I knew since I got here." Beyond smiled, winking.

"Damn, you're smart." the boy sighed, exasperated.

"I know I am, pretty boy." the visitor said.

"Fuck you." Light grumbled.

"I have A for that." he said, licking his lips.

"Ok, TMI!" Light yelled, eyes wide. "And really now, since when?"

"Since you and L left, dumbass." B said, turning his head to L. "You've been pretty quiet, L. Wassup?"

"I was just thinking, Misa has surprisingly not been stalking Light as much. It's just limited to classes." L said, blinking.

"Yeah." Light nodded, eyes wide. "Tell me she left me alone!" he smiled, jumping up.

"Don't start dancing." B muttered, and Light shot him a glare.

"I think that at least she isn't whoring on you." L smiled, pulling Light into his lap.

"Oh, Gawd, I'm leaving." B said as he stood up, leaving the couple alone. "Where are the others?"

"Try Starbucks." Light called.

"Bye." L yelled, and B closed the door sighing.

"Five years of sexual tension is fucking scary." he said, before leaving in search of the other inhabitants of Wammy's Dorm.

"BEYOND BIRTHDAY, IS THAT YOU?" came a loud shriek, and B sighed as Misa hugged him.

"Hey Misa." he said, prying the blond off. "Hi Matt, Mello, Near."

"Hey B." "Hi." "Yo."

"Again with the unison? Gawd, you three should be a choir." B laughed, walking to the counter of the cafe. "Strawberry and Creme Frap, yes whipped cream, grande size."

"You sure love strawberries, don't you, B?" Matt asked, as the four walked towards the grass area by the back of the Law buildings. It was a spacious quad that was packed with friends and couples enjoying the warm September day.

"Yeah." he said, sitting down on the grass. Mello sat beside him, and Matt lay on his stomach in front of them. Near sat on the other side of Beyond Birthday.

"You're a freshman like us, right?" Mello asked, looking at the L lookalike.

"Yup, Advanced Law at London Uni." he said, taking a big sip of his cold drink. "Brain freeze." he moaned, sighing.

"You're acting like Matty." Mello chuckled, and Matt smiled.

"Haha. Now, someone keep lookout for Misa." he said, looking around.

"We ditched her at Starbucks." Near said, smiling reassuringly. "Relax."

"Thank Gawd." Matt said, meeting B's curious look. "Misa has been clinging to me like superglue! It's cute, but annoying."

"I see." B nodded, looking up at the sky as he lay down. "She is annoying as hell."

"Yes, she even harasses Mello and me." Near said, standing up to throw his empty cup in the recycling.

"Get mine too, will ya?" Mello asked, chucking his empty cup at Near. The white haired boy caught it by the rim, and threw them in the blue box.

"She does?" Matt asked when Near got back.

"Yeah, that stalkers asks about you." Mello said, looking at the sky as he lay beside Beyond.

"Eww, gawd." the redhead sighed, as he pulled out a cigarette. "Anyone mind?"

"No." "Not at all." "Nope."

"So, B, why didn't you go to Winchester with L and Light?" Matt asked, blowing a puff of poisonous smoke upwards.

"I wanted to stay in London. You know bloody well that London is larger and has more things to do." B said, sitting up, before laying on his stomach, face to Matt's. Mello and Near shifted their positions also, so the four lay on their stomachs, heads close together. They continued talking like that for a while.

Mello sighed, plucking the cigarette from Matt's lips before dropping it on the ground, still sizzling. "That smoke is fucking nasty."

"Sorry, princess." Matt smirked, before looking at Near and Mello. "Where are you two from, anyways?"

"Winchester." "Winchester."

"Ever been to London?" B asked, smirking.

"Hell yes." "Yup."

"I'd have to have you guys over sometime. You can meet A, my boyfriend there." he said, glancing at his watch. "Fuck, we should get back before L gets pissed. It's like 8 now."

"Damn, already?" Mello asked, standing up. Near and Matt followed, and Beyond was the last to stand.

"Yeah, let's go. Light promised to cook." Matt said, stretching his arms.

"Just wondering, when did L and Light become involved?" B asked.

"Last week, at Misa's party." Matt said, smirking. "Had a little fun in the closet."

"I did not need to know that last part." Beyond said rolling his eyes.

"But the entire campus heard it!" Mello said, choking back a laugh.

"Wow." B said, laughing.

"And Matty boy here made out with Misa." the blond said, and Matt hit him in the back of the head.

"Seriously, dude, I thought chicks get clingy after sex, not making out!" he said, looking up at the darkening sky. "Why!? Oh why!?"

"Stop being melodramatic, bitch." Mello said, hitting Matt in the arm.

"Shut up, pussy." he retorted.

"What the fuck did you call me, cunt?" the oldest glared.

"I don't have a cunt, Mellon." Matt said, sticking his tongue out at Mello.

"Mellon? Oh, you are gonna regret that, Carrot top." he glared, sticking his middle finger up.

"Carrot Top. Very creative." the redhead nodded in mock approval.

"So is Mellon, bitch." Mello said sarcastically.

"Your insults suck cock, bitch." Matt said, rolling his eyes behind his goggles.

"You suck cock, bitch." the blonde said, smirking.

"Are you two girls done with your argument, or are you gonna cat fight it out?" B asked, tilting his head to the side with a smirk.

"FUCK YOU!" "Faaaack yoou."

"I have a boyfriend at home, so sure, when I get my ass back, I'm sure I'll get laid." Beyond licked his lips.

"EWW! I did NOT need to know that, Beyond!" "Dude, TMI."

"Welcome back." L greeted as beyond, Matt, Mello and Near walked through the door. "Did you have a good day?"

"Yeah." "Yup." "Yes." "Ya."

"What would you like for dinner? Italian, Japanese, American, Chinese, Mediterranean?" Light asked, looking at them from the kitchen.

"Japanese." "Japanese." "The second one." "Sushi." "Whatever L wants."

"Japanese it is then." he smiled, starting to cook.

"Aww, Lawli, you're wife is so cute." Beyond teased, sitting down beside his half-brother.

"Fuck you, Beyond." L mock-glared, before chuckling. "Light is an adorable uke, no?"

"Oh, what is with you two and TMI?" Matt complained, plopping down beside B.

"We have no secrets between each other." B said, laughing.

"We were raised that way." L explained.

"By whom?" Mello muttered.

"My grandfather. You may have heard of him, his name is Quilish Wammy. He's the one who owns this dorm." L said, smiling slightly.

"Dude, That's your grandpa?" Matt practically yelled, jumping up. "That's so cool!"

"Yes, I believe it is." B said with a bored look. "Yo, Light, when's dinner ready?"

"The rice is almost done, so can someone text Mikami and Gevanni?" Light asked, looking at the clock. "I'm just starting the tempura, and the udon should be ready in a few minutes."

"Kay. Mikami said that he'll be here soon." Matt said, looking up from his phone. "Call me when you're serving, I wanna play games."

"I'll play too." B said, following the redhead into the Playroom.

"I'm so sorry I'm late, Light!" Mikami said as he walked through the door. "Gevanni is with Halle and Rester and the other dorm supervisors."

"It's ok, you're just in time Mikami. Mello, can you get Matt and B here, I'm done cooking." Light said, flashing Mikami a smile.

"YO, MATT, B, FOOD'S READY!" Mello hollered, before sitting across from L. Near sat to his right, followed by Mikami and Light. L and B sat together, and Matt sat between B and Mello.

"Mmm, this is good Light!" Matt said a few minutes later, sipping his udon loudly.

"Can you eat quieter?" Mello snapped, rolling his eyes.

"You sound like the bitch at my orphanage." The redhead said, sticking his tongue out, before slurping the noodle very loudly. "And I hated her."

"Fuck you." the older glared, snatching the bowl of udon away, and put it in the sink.

"I was eating that!" Matt glared, pouting. "You bitch."

"You were pissing me off, ass." Mello glared back, taking a rather dramatic bite of the tempura.

"Guys, guys, calm down. We're eating here, and you're wasting Light's hard work." L said, sighing.

"I get a feeling this happens often with those two." B said, slurping a noodle.

"Yeah, it does." Near said, speaking for the first time that evening.

"Matt, your slurping is annoying, and Mello, you're being a fucking drama queen again." Light sighed, taking a careful mouthful of rice.

"Look whose talking, Barbie." Mello smirked.

"Shut up, homo." Light glared back.

"What the fuck did you just call me, pussy?" the blonde snarled, standing up.

"Oh, you did not just call me that, you bastard!" the older said, standing up also.

"Yeah, so what if I fucking am?" Mello glared, taking his tempura carrot by the end.

"Asshole!" Light said, throwing a half-handful of rice at Mello.

"Cunt!" screamed Mello, throwing the tempura at Light.

A piece of udon hit B who threw some at Light. L and Matt got involved somewhere in the middle, while Gevanni and Near watched, narrowly avoiding the flying food. After about 15 minutes of throwing food, there was little left.

"You motherfucking little dipshit!" Mello swore, lunging at Light.

"Fuck you!" the caramel haired boy said, trying to land a hit on the blonde.

"Someone wants L's dick in their stretched ass." Mello smirked, punching Light in the stomach.

"Go die!" Light glared, kicking Mello is the chest.

"After you." he said, biting the other's arm.

"Don't be so cocky, freshman." the older said, slapping the blonde's face.

"Get a pair, sophomore." Mello said, running his nails down Light's arm.

"Whoa, whoa, what is going on here?" Gevanni yelled as he walked into the food covered kitchen. With Light and Mello on the floor, covered in food and a few scratches.

"Oh shit." "Fuck." "Ooh, busted."

"And that's why you four are on cleaning duty. Mello, Light, don't fight like sluts. You just got food in your hair. Matt and L, don't just stand there. B, I'm sorry you got involved in this. Near and Mikami, thank God you two did not get involved." Gevanni sighed, retiring to his room.

"That was fun." Light said a few minutes later, chuckling.

"You're pretty good at fighting, Yagami." Mello smirked, plucking a piece of udon out of his hair.

"Most fun I had in a while." B laughed, sitting on a couch.

"Fucking awesome." Matt laughed also.

"That was entertaining." L agreed.

A/N:

BB is here! Finally, eh?

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I know I am over due for a lemon, but there is a bit of drama going on with a certain bitch(coughLambentPenumbracough) reporting fanfiction, so I'm gonna postpone it a bit. I copy/pasted all the chapters to a separate document in case of anything.

That last bit I wrote like right now, and it's pretty late. So if it's weird, sorry. This was a pretty long chapter, but the next ones shouldn't be as long. I just had fun writing :)

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-Pika-chan