University Life
Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Starbucks, or anything else mentioned.
Warnings: Language, shonen-ai
Timeline: Sunday, mid-October, about noon
Chapter 11: Picnic
"Why are we doing this again, Misa? I feel bad for faking." Matt said as he leaned against the trunk of a tree.
"Because, I want to see if Light is really gay, or if he is just gay for L." Misa said, pouting.
"Then, why am I your 'boyfriend'?" he asked, making air quotes.
"Guys want what they can't have, no?"
"True."
"Just until Light is a biit jealous, Mattie, okay?"
"Sure."
"Soo, where do you wanna go?" the redhead asked, smiling at his girlfriend.
"PICNIC!" Misa shrieked, jumping up high.
"Sounds fun. Anyone else going?" Matt asked, looking at her.
"I invited L and Light." she smiled. "Mello and Near are going too."
"Cool. Who's bringing what?"
"I dunno, I just called them a minute ago!"
"I'll bring the drinks." Matt smiled, pulling his phone out
Sender: Matt Jeevas
To: L, Light, Mel, Near
K, misa invited y'all 2 a picnic, rite? whos bringin wt? im bringin da drinks.
"Wanna go back to my dorm?" the redhead asked, putting his phone back in his pocket.
"Sure!" Misa cheered, grabbing Matt's hand as they walked to the dorm.
"Hey! Did you get my text?"
"Yes. I'll bring cakes." L said, looking at Matt and Misa with his wide eyes.
"I'll make a bentou. Misa,since this was your idea, you get to choose the food. What do you want?" Light asked absentmindedly, making his way to the kitchen.
"Beef onigri, gyouza, and rice." Misa said, smiling.
"Matt, ask Mello and Near what they want."
"Kay." Matt nodded, walking down the hallway
"Mel, Near, get your asses out here!" he called, knocking on their doors.
"What?"
"Yes?"
"Picnic. Who's bringing what and what foods do you want?"
"I'll bring the tablecloth and utensils." Near said, as he exited his room to gather up the utensils, cups, plates from the cupboards.
"What's left?" Mello asked, leaning against the door frame, taking a bite out of his chocolate.
"Hmm, I'm bringing drinks, L-cake, Light-bentous, Near-the everything else we need. I think we have junk food and music left. Take your pick." Matt smiled, turning his head back to the kitchen. Light was stirring rice, Misa was standing beside him, speaking in Japanese, Near was gathering plates and forks in a bag, and L was on the phone, ordering cakes.
"Misa, hun, junk food or music?" the redhead called, giving the girl a soft smile.
"Music!" she jumped up, smiling.
"I'll take junk food, anyways. I don't think my music is appropriate enough for these fuckers." Mello said, smirking.
"Yeah, good to know all the squirrels and animals will be saved from crazy death metal." Matt chuckled.
"I'm a saint." the blonde chuckled, grabbing his phone as he left to go to the store.
"Okay. Light, when will that be ready?" Matt called, walking over to his girlfriend and the caramel haired boy.
"A half hour. Give or take." Light said, as he removed the rice pan from the stove.
"The cakes will be here soon." L promised, walking over to Light, and wrapping his arms around the other's waist.
"L, I'm cooking!"
"That's where my uke belongs, in the kitchen." the black haired boy winked, pressing a kiss against Light's cheek. "Scrumptious."
"Eru, not in front of people!" Light glared, tapping him on the nose with a wooden spatula.
"Fine." L pouted, and he looked over at Misa. Said blonde was now hugging Matt, and twirling a lock of his hair.
"You two are cute together." Light commented, giving L a look.
"Thanks. Mattie is such a cutie!" Misa giggled, pressing her lips against Matt's. Matt smiled, wrapping an arm around her waist, and returning the kiss.
"I think he's getting jealous." Misa breathed against the redhead's lips.
"Yeah." he agreed, pulling away.
Light, in fact, was not jealous and was smirking at L in a way that said 'Ha, our plan worked!'
"Matt, can you help me carry this?" Mello asked, glaring at the redhead who was walking ahead of him, his hand intertwined with the other blonde.
"Sure, Mel. Misa, you mind?" he asked, taking a bag from the blond, and wrapping his free hand around Misa's waist.
"Is this a good place?" L asked a half hour later, dropping from a standing position to his signature squat.
"I like it." Light agreed, placing his basket of bentous down.
"It's clean, close to campus, and relatively peaceful. I like it." Near said, setting his bag down.
"I don't fucking care anymore." Mello grumbled, dropping his plastic bag, and leaning against a tree trunk.
"It's a nice place. Misa, you like it here?" Matt asked, also putting his cooler of drinks down. He got out a big tablecloth and unrolled it.
"I love it!" She shrieked, hugging her boyfriend. Everyone sat down, and Light started distributing the bentous, and chopsticks.
"Okay, let's eat! I am starved!" L said, grabbing a bentou, and a pair of chopsticks. "Idatakimasu!"
"Idatakimasu!" Light said, breaking a pair of chopsticks, and starting on his rice. Near carefully picked his up, and started eating.
"This is actually good. L, you made Light more of a fucking pussy then before." Mello joked, ignoring the glare he got from Light.
"I know. But he's cute." the black haired boy smiled, and the Japanese's glare turned on him.
"Bastard." he grumbled
"So what if I am."
"Fuck you." Light fumed
"You're my uke. I'm the one that does the fucking." L smirked, licking his lips.
"TMI, man!" Matt said, eyes wide behind goggles. "Dude, keep it to yourselves. I never needed to know that Light takes it up the ass."
"No surprise there." Mello joked.
"Can we please not talk about gay sex with a girl here?" Matt asked, motioning to a red faced Misa.
"Thanks." she whispered, leaning over on Matt.
"You're welcome, hun. Here, you got some rice." he said, taking a napkin to clean her face of gently.
"Who's the pussy now?" Light whispered to Mello.
"Still you." the blond smirked.
"Can we please change the topic?" Near asked, grey eyes looking up from his rice.
"That would be nice." Misa said, smiling. "Soo, what classes do you have tomorrow?"
"Math. Chemistry. Creative Writing." Matt said, taking a sip of root beer.
"Math, Chem, Psychology." Mello yawned, lying on his back on the tablecloth.
"Same as Mello." Near answered.
"Law, Math, Psychology." L and Light answered simultaneously.
"What about you, Misa?" the redhead asked, wrapping an arm around his girlfriend's waist.
"Street Arts, Choreography and Law." she answered, smiling.
"You take law?" Mello asked, looking at her.
"Yes. I'm pretty and smart!" she said, flashing a smile in Light's direction. L noticed, and gave Misa a bored stare.
"If you were smart, you wouldn't have paid your way in." L smirked, placing his head in Light's lap.
"Shut up, L. I didn't pay my way in." Misa glared, as she climbed onto Matt's lap.
"Whoa, L, Misa, chill. Misa, you're pretty and smart. L, tone it down a bit." the gamer sighed, giving Mello a look that yelled 'Help!'.
"We don't care at all, so how about we go back to the food?" The blond said, depositing a gyouza into his mouth.
"Halloween is in a few weeks." Matt said a while later, lying on his back, an asleep Misa's head on his shoulder.
"Yeah. You decided on a costume yet?" Near asked, looking up from Matt's DSi.
"It's a secret." the redhead winked. "What about you, Mel?"
"Also secret." the blond smirked. "How about we make a little bet?"
"What kinda bet?" Matt inquired, moving forward curiously. Near looked at the others, also peering at Mello.
"Who can get L and Light the most riled up, if you know what I mean, chooses the other's costumes." the older of the three smirked, licking his lips. "You pussies in?"
"Hell yeah."
"Why not?"
"Let the games begin."
"Soo, what are we gonna do for your birthday, L?" Light asked, leaning sleepily against the black haired boy.
"I was thinking cake." L said, finger at his lips.
"You eat cake everyday, though." the brunette said, looking at him.
"Cake on Light, then. I wanna lick every bit of cream off your body." L smirked, pressing his lips against Light's ear.
"Eru! Not infront of everyone!" Light whispered in Japanese, face scarlet.
"Calm down, I'm only teasing." the other laughed, smirk still in place.
"Light, L, where have you two been?" Near asked, walking up to them.
"Here." L lazily replied, giving the younger boy a smile. "What, that is an acceptable answer."
"Yes, I suppose it is." the white haired boy agreed, returning the smile.
"L, LIGHT! Where the hell have you two been?" came a yell from the blond as he ran up, Matt beside.
"Did you two go squeeze in a quickie while we were talking?" the redhead asked, giving Mello and Near a 'look'.
"NO!" both answered at the same time, cheeks pink.
"I'll take that as a yes." Mello smirked, sitting down beside Light.
"Fuck you." he grumbled, cheeks still pink.
"L would like to, wouldn't he?" Near asked, a ghost of a smirk on his face. L's eyes went wider as he looked at the most innocent of the group.
"Near!" L said, surprised.
"Whoa, good job, Near." Matt said, lying down face first on the grass. "Now, to tip them over."
"So, are you guys like exhibitionists now? Doing it outdoors?" he asked, giving them his most innocent look.
"Can you shut the hell up already?" Light glared, crossing his outstretched legs. "Stop prying into our sex lives, dammit."
"We were just asking." Near said, back to being innocent.
"Whatever. If you guys are gonna fuck again, we'll be back in about an hour. If you hurry, you'll squeeze something in." Mello said, brushing hair out of his blue eyes.
"Thanks." L mouthed as he stood up, dragging Light behind him.
"I won, bitches!" The blond smirked.
"Oh my gawd." Matt sighed, sitting down. "We are screwed Near. Mel's a sadist."
"I am aware of that." Near nodded, also sitting down. "This is going to be humiliating, isn't it."
"Yep." was the cheerful reply.
"C'mon, we should get going before Misa wakes up." the gamer stood up, and walked back towards their picnic site.
A/N:
Suggestions for Matt's costume is greatly appreciated!
To apologize for the late update, I drew you all a picture! http:/ /princesspika .deviantart. com/art/Smexy-Matty -anyone-168703135
If parts of this chapter are kinda odd, blame my even odder caffeine high/caffeine crash. And dear (female) readers, never mix Midol and energy drinks. Too much caffeine. OK, PSA over now, sorry about that xD
And I went to my very first anime convention a few weeks ago! It's called Anime North, and it's in Toronto. It was epic! I saw 4 Matt cosplayers, 3 Mello cosplayers, like 10 L cosplayers, 3 Misa and 1 Near, and a Light. Most people were dressed as Hetalia characters. And I saw 3 Shizuos :D
Sorry I haven't been updating that much, I had exams that I had to study for. But now, my school is done, so bring on the updates!
-sigh- I wanted to update on my birthday, but I ended up being busy. Fack dat.
Also, is it just me, or is Lady Gaga cosplaying Mello in her music video Alejandro? I think she is (:
-Pika-chan