University Life

Disclaimer: I do not own Death Note, Starbucks, or Mean Girls.

Warnings: Language, shonen-ai, yaoi, underage drinking.

Timeline: October 31, 9 pm

Chapter 13: Halloween

"MATT, GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE THIS MOTHERFUCKING INSTANT!" Mello yelled, banging on Matt's door.

"Fuck you, asshole! You made me look like a slutty version of L!" Matt yelled back, stepping out of his room to glare at Mello. "You suck at eyeliner, man."

"If you stopped squirming around and complaining, it would've looked good." the blond said, smirking. "Like mine."

"You're a total chick, man. Of course your liner is perfect." the younger pouted, sighing as he walked out towards the bathroom sinks.

"Go suck my dick, Matt." Mello said, smirk still in place.

"You have one?" Matt asked, tilting his head to the side questioningly.

"Don't make me stuff you into a dog costume." The older glared.

"Why don't you try?" It was now Matt's turn to smirk.

"Would you two girls cut it out?" Light yelled, a vein throb growing on his forehead.

"Shut the fuck up, uke!" both boys yelled back, glaring at Light.

"Oh, don't drag that into here!" he screeched, standing up. L sighed, grabbing his wrist to pull him down on the couch.

"Then fuck off." Mello said, flipping Light off.

"Boys, boys, settle down. Don't get your panties in a bunch, we are expecting female company soon." Gevanni sighed, watching the exchange in boredom.

"Yeah. Come here, Matty, I'll fix your make-up for you." the older said, sitting on the table, eyeliner pencil in hand.

"Thank you, Mel." the redhead said sarcastically as he sat down beside the blond.

"Near, get your ass out here this instant!" Mello called as he finished perfecting Matt's rocker look.

"Yes, Mello?" Near asked, giving the blond a deadpan look.

"Why the fuck aren't you in costume?"

"Because I look like a retard."

"I won the bet, so get dressed, sheep boy. And besides, you are a fucking retard."

"You are a cruel bastard, Mello. And besides, if I am a retard, what would that make you, second-place?" Near shot back, smirking.

"You have 3 fucking seconds to get out of my fucking sight before I mother fucking bash your fucking head into the mother fucking floor, you cock sucking, fucktarded, goddamn sheep fuck!." The blond snarled as he stood up, pulling his fist back. Matt's phone chose that moment to ring, and the redhead flipped it open, and closed it again quickly. Near quickly went to his room to change.

"Misa's downstairs waiting to be led in. " he said, and looked around for someone who wasn't busy. Light and L had gone to get changed, and Mikami was lounging on the couch, watching a cheesy horror movie.

"Hey Mikami, mind getting the door?" Matt asked, as the black haired boy turned his attention on the younger boys.

"Sure. This movie is crap anyways." he said, and walked down stairs

"Yeah, good evening. He's upstairs with Mello." Mikami said as he guided the blonde up to the main floor.

"Halloween is the one night a year when girls can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it, to quote Mean Girls." Mikami muttered to Gevanni, turning his attention back to the TV, which was now showing a rather explicit murder scene.

"That's not gay at all." Gevanni whispered back with a wink.

"Of course it isn't." the younger said, rolling his eyes at the fake gore.

"I'm gonna go change." Mello said, turning to go to his room.

"Hey Misa. Nice costume." Matt said, standing up to give the blonde girl a hug and a peck on the cheek.

"Thanks. Looks good on me, right?" she winked, twirling around. Her costume was, surprise surprise, a sexy bunny in size XXXS.

"You look hot, Misa." the redhead smirked, wrapping an arm around her waist.

"What are you supposed to be?"

"A rocker chick. I lost a bet to Mello." he pouted.

"It suits you." Misa said, leaning up to kiss him.

"Hey Misa. Nice costume." Mello said sarcastically, but Misa didn't get it.

"Thanks! I like yours!" she said, smiling wide. Mello smirked.

"I do look hot, no?" he said, looking at his reflection in a nearby mirror. He wore skin tight black jeans with an open black vest and a red cape. His eyes were outlined in heavy black, and fangs hung from his canines.

"Damn, Mel. All the girls are gonna chase after you." Matt winked.

"Just chicks? I'm sure I can get a few guys." Mello said, licking his slightly red lips.

"So we are all here. Lovely." L said as he walked out of Light's room, said brunette behind him with a pissed expression.

"I love the costumes, guys." Matt said between laughs. L was dressed like a cop, with the police hat, uniform (a little bit tighter then the insomniac would have preferred) and a chain connecting him to his prisoner, Light. Light wore an orange jumpsuit, and a very annoyed expression.

"It's for Halloween, Light. No one will think that it's weird." Misa assured, a huge smile on her face.

"Thanks." grumbled the Asian.

"NEAR, get your ass here now!" Mello yelled, pounding on the albino's door.

"Fuck you, Mello." Near glared as he stepped out of his room in a white dress and flats, and two white ears in his hair.

"You look cute." Misa said, laughing.

"Yeah, it suits you." Matt agreed.

"Let's just go." he said, waving bye to Gevanni and Mikami as the group exited the dorm.

"Whoa, a limo!" Matt gasped, staring at the car in awe.

"Yeah, get your asses in." the blond smirked, as the others piled in the car.

"You know where to go." Mello commanded, leaning back on the black leather seats.

"Oh, by the way L, Near, Mello and I got you a present." Matt said, smiling at the older boy.

"You knew it was my birthday?" L asked, his head tilting to the side.

"Light won't stop talking about it." Near said, as Mello rummaged around in his bag for the present. The three youngest boys put on devilish smiles as they handed the present to L.

"You...how the hell did you get your hands on this?" the black haired boy asked, inspecting a tube of heated lube in interest. Light, on the other hand, slunk down a bit, cheeks bright red.

"We have our ways." Matt said, laughing. "Just something for you and Light."

"There is a girl in this car! You shouldn't show her such crude things! " Light glared, "And besides, how did you know I was a masochist?" he muttered under his breath.

"It's obvious." Matt said, slapping him on the shoulder.

"You even included a yaoi paddle?" the oldest asked, smirking.

"You are not testing that thing out now." the brown haired boy said, pouting.

"It is my birthday, so I will later. You still haven't given me my present, Light-kun." L said, leaning to the side to nip Light's ears.

"Can we please turn the foreplay off until we get to the club?" Near asked, looking at the two in boredom.

"Umm, what exactly is this Club Neon?" Misa asked, turning her head to Mello.

"Right, you haven't been here long. Neon is an exclusive club that takes months to get in. Unless you know the manager." the blond smirked. "Since I'm really tight with the manager, we're in shit free. We can get fucking wasted, and fucking do whatever we want."

"Awesome." she smiled, wrapping her arms around Matt's arm, and cuddling with his arm.

"And for you two, you can fuck in a private booth."

"Thank you." L said, licking his lips seductively while looking at Light. Said boy blushed, and crossed one leg over the other.

"Keep it in your pants for 3 more minutes." Near said, as the group exited the limo and approached the bouncer.

"Mello Keehl and friends." the blond smirked, as the bouncer nodded, and the group entered.

"Mello, I was wondering when you'd show up." Rod said as he walked up to the blond, patting him on the shoulder.

"We got here when we could, Rod. So, where's the booze, and where can the two rabbits fuck?"

"VIP rooms upstairs, bars to the right and near the DJ booth. If you want, I can get some girls." the muscled man winked, and Mello dismissed the last comment with a wave of his hand.

"We can fucking get our own fuck, man." he smirked, grabbing Matt's wrist and Near's leading them to the bar. Misa held on to the redhead's other arm.

"Okay, when the two horny fucks get back, we'll toast L's birthday with some champagne. But now, order away." the blond commanded, ordering himself a vodka with cranberries. Matt ordered the same, and both boys leaned back against the bar.

"C'mon, Near, order something." Matt said, looking at the sheep-boy.

"I never drank before." Near said, looking at the menu.

"A beer for him, then." the redhead called to the bartender. "What about you, honey?" he asked Misa.

"A Cosmopolitan." she said, sipping her drink when it arrived.

"I'm going dancing." Mello announced, as he stood up, and made his way to the mass of moving bodies gyrating on the dance floor.

"Matt, is it just me, or does Mello come across as a playboy?" Misa asked, ordering a light beer.

"I don't know. We never had any conversations about his past or my past relationships. I don't even know his orientation." Matt admitted, and he turned his attention to the white haired boy beside him. "Hey Near, you knew Mello for a long time, right?"

"Since we were six." he said, turning his body to the red head. "Why?"

"Did Mello have any past relationships? Misa thinks he's a playboy."

"Mello and I aren't friends, but he has had one major relationship in the past. And numerous flings." the boy said in a monotone.

"Tell me something else, is Mello gay?" Misa asked quickly, her hazel eyes meeting with steel cold blue.

"Take a look on the dance floor, and answer that for yourself, Misa."

All three turned their attention to the blond, who was now grinding his ass to an older man's cock. The older's arms roamed the vampire's body, before Mello turned around, pressing his lips to the other's in a hungry kiss.

"That answers that." Matt said with a shrug, ordering another beer. "Hey, Misa, you wanna dance?"

"I thought you'd never ask!" the blonde jumped up, a big smile on her face as her boyfriend pulled her to the dance floor. Near sighed as he was left alone, and turned to the bartender.

"Another beer." he ordered.

"Sure thing, Miss." the bartender smiled, grabbing a Guinness from the fridge behind him.

"I'm a guy. I lost a bet to a certain blond bastard." he glared, grabbing the beer, and stood up, intent on going to the other bar.

"Mm, Liigghhttt." L moaned, bucking his hips as the younger teasingly licked the underside of his throbbing length. "Don't fucking tease." he groaned, pulling on auburn tresses.

"You deserve it, for making me wear this embarrassing costume." Another slow lick. "And for whipping me with that paddle." he leaned up, and stroked the older.

"It's my birthday, Raito, or did you forget? You promised me I can do whatever I wanted on my birthday, when I let you take me last February."

"And me sucking you off in a semi-private room in a club that smells like drugs and sex isn't good enough for you?"

"Less talking, more sucking." L moaned, pushing Light down so the older was straddling him. L smirked, his hands wondering Light's body, occasionally pinching and pulling at the skin and nipples.

"Are you thinking what I am thinking, L?" the Japanese whispered seductively, and the other licked his lips, turning around so his dick was right above Light's awaiting mouth.

"Oh, and don't forget to swallow." L winked, before he took Light in his mouth, licking and sucking as his prisoner moaned, and took the other's member deep in his throat.

"Silly L, I always swallow." Light groaned as he felt that sinful tongue probing his entrance.

"Then please do. I'm not getting any softer."

"You are a horny, horny man, Lawliet."

"And you aren't complaining, Yagami."

Light pushed L off of him before climbing between his legs, and deep-throating him. It didn't take long for L to cum with a loud moan of "Ahhhh, Liigghhttt."

"Happy Birthday, L." Light smiled as he leaned forward, heated chests brushing against each other as the two shared a sloppy kiss. L reached his hand between Light's legs, pumping the other's length.

"Mmm, Llllllllllll, I'm gonnaaa -aaahhhh- c-cum!" Light moaned, and L smirked, finishing his boyfriend off with his mouth.

"You are very sexy naked and flushing, Light." L said, kissing the other's lips.

"And you are sexy all the time." Light whispered against the black haired boy's neck.

"We should rejoin the others. We still need to get shit faced." L winked as he stood up and got dressed. "Oh, and Light?"

"Yes, L?"

"Be prepared for a few more rounds later."

"The others won't let us fuck in the dorm, L."

"Who said anything about a dorm?"

"I am not getting fucked on this whatever the hell this is!" Light glared, stomping his foot.

"I meant, I am taking you to a hotel room." L winked, and kissed the brunette's temple. "I love you."

"Love you too."

"Thanks for an amazing birthday." The black haired boy smiled, hugging Light from behind.

"My pleasure."

"And mine's too."

"Stop talking dirty before I get hard again." Light blushed.

"You'll need that later." Light could almost hear the seductive smirk in L's voice.

"Let's go."

"There you two sluts are!" Mello yelled as he stood up from the bar, a little tipsy as he clutched to the chair to regain his balance.

"A slut is someone who dresses skimpy and engages in promiscuous sex. We are not sluts, since we dress modestly and only fuck each other." L smirked, as he sat in a chair and ordered a strong tequila.

"Shut up, smartass." the blond stuck his tongue out.

"Be respectful to your senpais, Mello."

"Whatever, let's just drink!" Light said, and ordered a strong drink too.

"Maatttyyy you are so fucking haaawwwtttt." Misa giggled, wrapping her arms around her slightly less drunk boyfriend.

"You're sexier, babe." he said, pressing their lips together in a heated, drunk kiss. Near threw a napkin at them, and the two disconnected to glare at the white haired boy.

"How about we get some champagne for L's birthday before everyone runs off doing what the hell ever." he said, and turned around to call the bartender. "A bottle of champagne."

"Thanks." Mello said as he was poured a cup. The bartender poured the group a cup of the expensive alcohol, and left out back.

"Happy birthday, L!" Light shouted, and everyone clinked their glasses together in celebration.

"Cheers!" they echoed, before they downed the sparkling wine.

"Hey, Matt, can I talk to you for a second?" Light asked a half hour later, when the redhead and the blonde returned to the bar.

"Yeah, man?"

"I think you should take Misa home." the brunette said seriously.

"Why?" Matt's drunk brain tried to process the information.

"Dude, she can't hold her liquor, look how drunk she is!" Light explained, taking a gulp of his vodka.

"She'll stay over for the night. No way am I suicidal enough to send her to Tokyo Dorms, not with fucking security. She's still underaged!" Matt's mind caught up with the conversation.

"She's 19. She's legal." the older said, sighing.

"But still, think about it, Light. You're a fucking genius. A hot, drunk girl alone at night? Even if she is in her room, there are freaks like Higuchi living in her dorm."

"Eww, phedo. Okay, but no sex."

"You and L keep that in mind." Matt said seriously.

"Ah, but we aren't going home." the Asian smirked.

"Hot sex in a hotel?" the redhead wagged his eyebrows, and the Japanese blushed red.

"We're celebrating his 19th birthday." Light explained.

"He just turned nineteen?" Matt asked, puzzled.

"Yeah, I know, right?"

Near sighed as he observed the slowly diminishing crowd. The clock on the nearby wall showed 2am, and Mello had mentioned to him the club closed at 3.

Turning his head to the dance floor, he watched as his friends grinded in drunk movement. He quickly turned his head away from L and Light, and instead turned his eyes on Misa and Matt. The redhead's wife beater was clinging to his chest, and his hips pressed against Misa's in such a way, that Near turned his attention away quickly, taking a deep breath.

It was no secret the redhead was sexy. Alot of girls had stared at him when he walked in with Misa, glaring at the blonde in jealousy.

"Hey Near." Mello said, sliding into a chair beside the white haired boy.

"Why aren't you dancing, Mello?" he asked curiously.

"No more sexy guys. Just the cradle robbers."

"I see. Beer?" he offered, sliding the half full bottle over to Mello.

"Don't mind if I do." Mello said, taking a sip from the bottle. "I noticed you looking at Matt."

"You got a problem with that?" Near glared.

"No, you just don't stand a chance."

"And why is that, Mello?"

"Because, Near, he is straight. See how he's with that slut Misa?"

"He could be bi."

"You know I have a gaydar, Near. And that guy is 100% cunt only."

"Why do you care so much then, Mello?"

"He is my friend. I don't want him to end up with crap."

"Listen, Mihael, the past is the past. I'm not a crap boyfriend like you think I am." Near said, looking Mello deep in the eyes. No one ever used his real name, unless they were implying something important. Like now.

"I never said that you are a crap boyfriend, Nate. Just, I think he deserves better then Misa. Or you, for that matter." Mihael said, eyes still locked with Near's.

"Like who, yourself, perhaps?"

"I never said that."

"But you implied it."

"I don't have feelings for Matt other then friendship. I already fucked up a friendship because of a crush." He said, turning his head towards the beer bottle, finishing it in a quick chug.

"You said so yourself, the past is the past, Mello. I also don't think you are a suitable candidate for Matt." Near said,

"You know what, Near, we could sit here and argue all evening, but the truth still remains set in stone. He is straight."

"At least we know he isn't a homophobe. Living in our dorm, and also, when Misa asked if you were gay, which I replied you are, he reacted with a calm shrug." Near said evenly.

"Just because he is open minded doesn't mean he is willing to experiment." Mello sighed again. Bad memories he kept suppressed flooded to the surface of his thoughts again. "We should get going. All this booze is making me fucking weepy."

"It is late. We don't want Gevanni and Mikami to worry."

"C'mon, let's pull Matt and Misa apart so we can get going."

"So, -hic- Misa, I guess you're staying in my room tonight, babe." Matt giggled as he led the tipsy blonde to his room.

"You got anything for me to sleep in?" she laughed, and fell on the bed.

"Here." the redhead tossed her one of his clean striped shirts, before he went looking for his own clothes. By the time he returned from a quick shower, Misa was already deep asleep.

"Goodnight, honey." he said, pressing a kiss to her cheek before falling into a deep sleep himself.

Mello sighed as he leaned his head against his pillow, sighing as he closed his eyes. Why the hell did he say all that stuff to Near, of all people? L and Light were fine, but Near, that was a different story.

He sighed as he rolled over. 'Damn, that sheep is so fucking manipulative when he wants to be.' he thought, as he looked at the ceiling. 'Why the hell should he even care about my feelings for Matt? Who is straight in every way. Damn Near, I swear if you tell Matt anything about my past, I'll fucking kill you, sheep fuck.'

"Dear God, I wish I won't mess up things between myself and Matt." and he was asleep without another thought.

A/N:

You all may hate me now, but I swear the next chapter will make up for the het in this one ;)

And yes, when I thought of Misa's costume, that quote from Mean Girls just popped in there too ^^ And I had to make someone say it, why not Mikami? ^^;

The LxLight was unplanned, by the way. That part just wrote itself. -mumbles under breath- Damn horny rabbits

Holy shit this chapter is long. About the length of 2 regular chapters put together. But, I couldn't break this chapter up, since it leads right into the main climax. Which, I will update soon ^^

-Pika xx