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Chapter 2: Beauty and the turtles

(They land at the bottom of the sewer and the orange one 'Michaelangelo' catches Krang in his arms)

Michaelangelo: Dudette, you ok?

(Krang pretends to faint. Raphael looks toward a camera)

Raphael: Don't you hate when that happens?... So, what are we gonna do with the damesol in distress?

Leonardo: I don't think we have choice... we'll have to take her back to the lair to recuperate.

( the nod and head toward the lair)

(An hour or so later. Krang opens his eyes and finds himself on a bed. He hears footsteps and sits up as Master Splinter enters with a tray of shushi. He comes closer and sits it down next to Krang)

Splinter: It 's alright. You are among friends, young one.

Krang: Thank you. I'm sorry for being so nervous I've never seen a talking rat before.

Splinter: You are taking it quite well. Most outsiders are more shocked by this.

Krang: I'm not most people.

(The turtles enter)

Splinter: They call me the Splinter and these are my students and sons. Leonardo ( gestures toward the blue one) master of the samarai sword.

Leonardo: Hello.

Splinter: Raphael ( gestures toward the red one) master of the scythes.

Raphael: Hey, there Sleeping Beauty.

Leonardo: Raph, really!

Splinter: Raphael, you will be more polite to our guest. Donatello (gestures toward the purple one) master of the bow.

Donatello: Hello.

Splinter: And Finally Michaelangelo. (gestures toward him) master of the knun chucks

Michaelangelo: Hey there, Dudette! That was mundo close. What did those two ton freakzoids want from you anyway?

Krang: I don't know. I was coming home from an audition and they grabbed me. I stepped on the rhino's toe and started running but the swiped my phone and I tried to go after them to get it back but the halloween guy through it in the middle of the street and then ran off.

Raphael: They just wanted your cell phone (laughs) That's pathetic even for them!

Donatello: Then the cell phone isn't what they want. Something's not right here. Are you sure there isn't anything else we need to know about you? your parents aren't scientists or millionaires are they? You aren't harbering a secret formula for a machine are you?

Krang: No. Not that I know of.

Splinter: Perhaps you should stay here until we figure what they do want. In the mean time have faint, child. ( he touches her hand to comfort her and shudders)

Leonardo: Master Splinter, what is it?

Splinter: She must leave immediately! I see grave danger if this girl stays a moment longer.

Michaelangelo: But Master Splinter, we can't just kick her out... what if they come back for her?

Splinter: She can stay one more day however, the wise man once said "things are not always as they appear"... keep that in mind ,my son.

(Splinter exits)

Michaelangelo: You must be hungry. I was just about to make pizza wanna help?

(Krang smiles)

Krang: Yes.

(Krang gets out of bed and they go to the kitchen. Michaelangelo teaches Krang to make pizza and while Michaelangelo isn't looking Krang pours some anti-mutangent, XJ7 into the pizza dough and they start cooking the pizza. a few minutes later)

Krang: Hey, guys. Pizza's ready.

( the turtles gather around the table all except Raphael who had gone out for a walk. Each takes a slice and starts eating. Slowly each one changes into a tiny normal turtle and Krang laughs evilly)

Only one more to go and then these puny humans will finally tremble at my feet!