Chapter 23
*Poke my head up from my hiding spot and look at you* sorry, sorry, sorry! I know you must all hate me right now, for letting you all wait
this long for a new chapter, but I have an excuse! I have my exams starting and they take a lot of energy and time and then I have visited
my mom and I have been working and I'm super tired! So my creative muse hasn't had a chance to shine properly for a very long time! Oh
and my mom think this story is useless so that haven't exactly motivated me to write either. Once again; SORRY! And my internet has been
down, it didn't work at all because the company where we ordered our new internet box, sent the wrong box, they sent a box that needed
cable internet but we use wireless internet so go figure! But once again SORRY! (please don't kill me, I don't think dead people can connect
to the internet!)
Disclaimer; I am a 15 year old girl from Denmark with a major writers block and an internet from hell, so I'm not Stephanie Meyer!
Right now my life is crazy. Really crazy, and why is it crazy? You may ask. Well I have a lot of reasons.
1. I'm pregnant and I haven't even graduated yet.
2. The babies are twins and they have supernatural powers.
3. Their father is a werewolf.
4. I have supernatural powers too.
5. I'm soon going to get married.
6. We are preparing for the arrival of the Volturi's.
7. My "pastime/free time occupation" is chasing and killing the newborn vamps that Vicky, the Biggest Vampire Bitch in the world, left by.
Can you see what I mean? My life is a freak show and the worst part is that I kinda like it. Who would've guessed? Certainly not me; like any
other girl I had dreamed of the perfect life with a house, children and a loving husband, a perfectly normal life. If someone had told me that I
would date a vampire, get engaged to a werewolf and carry his children, I would have told you to get your head checked, but that is the reality of
my life. Life sure has some surprises for us all.
Now this may sound strange but to me life is one big challenge; you learn all the time and you have to face all these sudden obstacles. Your only
chance to survive is to solve them and make the best of it all. And well that's just what I'm trying to do…
"Bella are you there? Hello earth to Bella." An amused voice made me snap back to reality. I looked up and stared into the beautiful eyes of Jacob
Black, I smiled sheepishly "uh sorry, I just zoned out for a minute. You were saying?" he shook his head laughing a bit over my behavior "Well I
was asking you if you wanted something to eat, I know you get hungry very soon." I blushed and nodded. He smirked at me "See I know you
better than you do. It's amazing how much you eat, don't get fat." Even though he was joking, revenge was needed: a newspaper was lying on
the coffee table. Using my levitating power, I picked up the newspaper and folded it tightly, and then I made it float towards Jacob's unsuspecting
back head and made it give him a good hard smack. The result was satisfying: a loud smack and a "ouch" sounded right away. And as a bonus;
the pack was laughing their heads off. Charlie was literally rolling on the floor gasping for air while laughing "Oh god ha-ha y-you should have se-
seen your face ha-ha-ha that was hi-hilarious ha-ha-ha!" Charlie's face was turning red as he laughed, after a few moments he had gained
control over himself and he could now breathe normally again.
Around midday we were just doing random stuff; Seth was struggling with an assignment, Leah was trying to help him, Emily was visiting her
grandmother, Sam was going with her (Emily's grandmother made tons of cookies and he didn't want to surpass a chance to get some of them.),
Embry and Quill were patrolling, Charlie and Billy were fishing with Matthew, Jared was on a date with his imprint, Kim, in our backyard, Sara and
Joshua entertained themselves by cleaning up the house on their own special way and Jacob and me were just walking around in Nature Ville.
We looked at shop windows and the city itself. Both of us were amazed of how clean it was and of how many who had decided to stay here
permanently. Some of the people who were walking on the street had animal-limbs like a tail, paws, fur, snouts, animal ears and claws. But
usually not all of them at once, that would be difficult to hide from the unsuspecting humans. The demons, who had many human features, could
take a certain medicine, which would hide their animal-limbs, from humans who are unaware of their existence on the planet. When I looked at
them, I remembered something Matthew had told me and the pack:
"do you know how we demons get around in the human world, without scaring people to death? Well it's actually rather simple; we take a certain medicine that disguises the
medicine very often and it's a law that you must ensure that you have taken the medicine before interfering with humans. If
less human limbs from the unknowing ones, otherwise we would have hell on earth. A few centuries ago some of us forgot to take the medicine and of
course there were humans who saw them and panicked. Their over imaginative minds created stories of horrible creatures, during time they wrote the
stories down and gave you the picture of demons and other mythical creatures that you all have preserved till today. That is why we now are taking the
medicine regularily, it's a law and you break that law, you have to pay a large fine if you break that law. Depending on the range of humans and the
seriousness of the case, the judges decide how large a fine you will receive. If it's really bad, you can end up in prison."
it was understandable that the Demons had that law, I mean you would probably have a lot of trouble with the humans who wouldn't take this
information so well.
We had just been wandering around and relaxing in Nature Ville for a few hours. When we decided to go back to the house, the clock was about
three. Seth came from his bedroom and threw himself on the couch "oh thank you dear god! Finally I have reached the bottom of that ridiculous
large amount of homework on my desk. Argh if I see as much as one more single piece of undone homework, I'm going to freak!" he exclaimed
while sighing. Leah came from the dining room, carrying a bunch of letters and catalogues "here Bella, this is all the stuff with wedding dresses,
cakes, bridesmaid dresses and locals." She smiled at me, but frowned when she saw Jacob "HEY Jake get out of here!" she said loudly and threw
a pillow towards him; he looked confusedly at her "why? ... Hey stop throwing stuff at me!" I laughed and answered; "well we are going to look
for a wedding dress and it's bad luck if the groom sees the brides dress, Leah and I wish to make sure that we doesn't bring bad luck to my
marriage with you Jacob, so that's why we throw you out. Oh and Leah, please stop throwing pillows at my future husband." He avoided another
pillow and kissed me quickly on the mouth and then he hurried outside. Emily, Sara and Jasmine came just as Jacob shut the door behind him. For
good measures, we also decided to throw Seth out of the room too… well Leah did; she simply lifted him up and opened the kitchen door where
she dropped him off "hey what are you... ouch! Why did you, drop me on the floor!" he looked angrily at her, Leah simply looked at him and said
"no boys allowed in here!" and closed the door in front of him, the last thing I saw was the dumbfounded look on his face. As Leah turned to me
she squealed; "TIME TO FIND THE DRESS!" I groaned and sat down on the couch (that took some time considering my big belly, I was heavily
pregnant.) and opened up the first magazine.
We had probably looked in a hundred magazines when a beautiful dress caught my eye; It was white with a beautiful embroidery in blue. (link to
the dress is in my profile.)
"Leah, come over here!" I gasped and motioned wildly for her. "Bella, Bella are you alright? Are you having the babies?" she sent me a slightly
concerned look, "no, no, no there is nothing wrong! I just found my dress, now get your ass over here!" as the girls saw the dress they started
squealing and jumping up and down "OH MY GOSH IT'S ABSOLUTELY GORGOROUS!" Sara screamed. Sam poked his head through the door "Hey
what's all that screaming about? We thought you were being murdered or something!" Emily ushered him out the door "Just a little happy girls'
moment, don't you worry and now get out of here!" we all looked at each other and said "let's go shopping!"
SORRY FOR THE LONG WAIT! But I'm just so busy and tired! Oh and please leave a review, and then I know that you don't hate me! I love
you guys! Oh and I plan to make Bella give birth before the wedding, otherwise I would accidentally make her go into labor in the middle of
the church, yikes! oh and a little heads up: I have found my beta! Her name is MyLifeIsEdwardCullen. She write some great stories so go
check her out 'kay? The thing is that she will be gone for two weeks and I don't think many of you will wait two weeks for this chapter, so I
am sending it out there unbetaed, but I promise I will replace this chapter with the betaed one as soon as she get it betaed ok?
See you soon!
P.S you don't have to tell me if there are grammar mistakes in this chapter, because I KNOW they are there! Still tell me what you think of
this chapter, please!