I think this is the fastest I've ever updated. I would like to thank KisaSohmaCookie because she's the one who has good work ethics, not me. I'm having loads of fun writing this, I just hope everyone is having just as much fun reading it!

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater. I wish I could own it, and then I could give Kid to Meghan as her birthday present...

Kid: What?

Me: Oh hush up. I don't own it. Don't worry.

God Damn It Stop Biting Your Nails! 3

Kid, after checking if his tie was straight for the eighth time that morning, pronounced himself properly dressed and commenced his next step of the morning schedule. Reaching into the sleek black desk, directly in the middle of his room, he pulled out the anti nail-biting list.

Begging had been x'd out, as it had only resulted in Meghan running away from him. He wanted to avoid that as much as possible, but if she refused to even listen, what choice did he have?
(Laura: that and it's funnier this way.
Kisa: XP)

His next plan was sure to work. There was no way it wouldn't work. He just needed one thing to make it perfect. He rummaged through his closet to try to find it. Where was it? It should have been right there next to his nail clippers. Oh, right, Patty needed it and she lost it the same day. A painful memory.

With a sigh, Kid resigned himself to just get a new one.

He wrote out a note for Liz and Patty, explaining that he needed to head out early, and not to worry. As an afterthought he left them a reminder to eat breakfast and not skip out on it. Neither girl liked eating breakfast in the morning unless Kid was around to tell them that they needed three balanced meals a day.

He smiled to himself as he headed out the door, content with himself and his newest plan. On the way to school, he stopped by one of his favorite stores. Checking through a few of his favorite aisles, he came across what he was looking for. He held it up so he could examine it with a smile.

"Yes," he mumbled a little, "this will work nicely." This said, he bought it and went on his way to school contentedly.

At Shibusen,

Meghan turned another page of her book, waiting for either class to start or Laura to return form the bathroom. She might have been turning the page, but it was a textbook and therefore she was actually picking up very little. Textbooks were generally boring, and neither her nor Laura ever really read them. Well, Laura did as a last minute cram, and as much as Meghan tried to read them when she was supposed to, they were never interesting enough.

Unfortunately for her, her dazed expression and lack of energy left her exposed and unguarded.

The nervous girl twitched and her neck hair stood on end when she heard someone clear their throat above her.

She pulled the book closer to her to hide her eyes chanting as she did.

If I can't see him, he can't see me. If I can't see him, he can't see me. If I can't-

"Meghan, good morning." Kid called out a little louder than his cough had been.

That never did work did it? The lion was found easily enough, why did she think she wouldn't be? Meghan sighed inwardly, no avoiding it huh?

She looked up uneasily , "Uh, hey Kid, morning."

The symmetry obsessed boy was hiding something behind his back, and the black haired girl could hear the rustling of a paper bag. This could only be bad news.

Noticing her curious gaze, Kid took this as a good start and smiled coyly, "I have something for you."

"Wha?"

Before she could blink, the striped boy had ripped open her correctly guessed paper bag and grabbed her hands, shoving a pair of thick gloves on both her hands.

She stared, "..uh.."

For all intensive purposes, the gloves looked and were very nice. The real problem was that in Nevada at that moment, the weather was over 90 degrees, and these were winter gloves.

She yanked them off quickly and Kid's jaw dropped. He picked up the gloves and shived them back on. She just as quickly took them off.

"No! put them back on before the urge to bite your nails comes back!"

Meghan gave him an exasperated look before saying, "You're still on about that?"

Kid huffed and gave her an insulted look, "Of course, I'm not one to give up easily Miss Kennedy."

Despite her reserved nature, Meghan had inherited her mother's defiant and stubborn nature in situations such as this, and crossed her arms, "Neither am I, Mr. reaper." But her heartbeat still twinged in panic when Kid got that look in his eye.

With Laura

It was to say the least, that Laura was in a good mood. The birds were chirping, Voldemort was dead, and all of the munchkins had a free democracy. Sure, getting Meghan to calm down last night in her panic over what in Hells name Kid would pull today was no easy task, but she did it! Reassuring her nervous friend was one of her specialties, even if she couldn't cook. Or whistle. But that was an entirely different matter.

She was walking back from the bathroom when she saw the mission board. She loved taking on missions. Unfortunately, her weapon did not. So, might as well take this opportunity to find one. Glancing up at the mission board, she tried to find one of reasonable difficulty, when Liz and Patty walked up to her.

"Morning, Laura!" Liz called, with Patty giggling and giving Laura a quick and powerful hug.

Laura returned it tenfold, actually making Patty rub her arm in sight pain. The blond smiled, impressed; not many could do that to her.

"So, what's Kid up to today?"Laura asked in amusement, noting that he wasn't currently present with his weapons.

"He mentioned having to do something early, and he left without us, he's probably in the classroom."

That sent out obvious warning bells in Laura's head, but she cheerfully ignored them. Couldn't be that bad, right?

"Haha, poor Meggie." Patty laughed, rocking back and forth on her heels.

"So how many souls have you two collected so far?" Liz asked, walking back with Laura and Patty to the classroom, probably to end up rescuing Meghan from their enthusiastic meister.

"Hmmm, I think it was around 50 or so, it's hard to get Meggie into battle sometimes."

"You two are completely different, but you seem really close."

"How come?"Patty asked, hopping on one foot along side Laura to keep herself entertained.

Laura shrugged, "We kinda keep each other in balance I guess. Meggie's got the strategy and calm, I've got most of the power and will to fight. Meggie usually avoids conflict, and I end up making the decisions in the end. She'd make a horrible meister. But she's a damn cool weapon!" Laura smiled, pumping a fist in excitement. Patty followed the motion with the opposite arm. The two looked out each other and laughed.

Liz smiled as they neared the classroom, Laura was full of pep and enthusiasm, while Meghan was shy and indecisive. Yet they made a good team. Well, she could say the same thing about her and Patty.

Her smile dropped and Laura froze in her tracks when they heard a crash from inside the classroom
"Uwaaaah!"

"Meghan, come back here and put the gloves on! I assure you it's for your own good! Pleeeaase!"

"Kyahahaha!"

"Black Star, stop laughing!"

"This is so uncool."

"I'd Maka chop him, but I kinda wanna see what happens…"

"Help meeeee!"

Liz and Laura looked at each other, "Uh-oh."

Laura whipped open the door to see Kid chasing a frightened Meghan around the classroom, just barely missing her whenever she ran into a desk or corner in sheer panic.

Meghan's one big mistake was to stop on sight of Laura.

"Lau-EEK!" Her relieved cry was cut off when she was tackled from behind by Kid, who gave a victorious 'ha HA!'

"Get him off Laura! Fish!"

Laura pinched the bridge of her nose for a moment, and with Patty's excited laughter behind her, charged at Kid and gave him a well placed kick in the gut, pulling Meghan up as her anxious friend dashed behind her and hid.

"Didn't I go over this with you yesterday Kid? Who are you to tackle a lady in public?" She crossed her arms and gave a stern look, while on the inside she was giggling like mad. Ok, this was no time to be laughing, her friend was in trouble, but it was still funny.

Kid blinked, the gloves still clutched in his hand. He blushed again, when he realized that his composure had yet again slipped in his desire to stop the nail biting.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to tackle per say, I was just-"

Laura grinned, and patted him on the head roughly, "I know you didn't mean to, just be careful about where you are before you tackle Meggie."

"Laura!" Meghan cried out indignantly.

The rest of the class was starting to feel rather ignored, when Stein suddenly rolled in.

"What the hell is going on in here." His tone was his normal dangerous monotone, as he took in the sight of the floored Kid and knocked over chairs.

"Kid was chasing Meghan around to stop her form biting her nails."

Stein froze and looked at Kid, twisting the bolt in his head thoughtfully.

"Did it work?"

"I don't think so."

Without another word, Stein reached into his front pocket and pulled out a stamp and pressed it into some red ink on his desk. He rolled next to kid and forcefully stamped the word "Fail" onto his forehead.

Kid frantically tried to find a mirror.

"What's it say? I can't see! Is it at least symmetrical?"

No one had the heart to tell Kid that it wasn't symmetrical, so they all hid the mirrors. He would be safe from himself. Until he went home and saw it in his mirrors. Well, Patty and Liz could deal with him, right?

And another chapter of "God Damn It Stop Biting Your Nails!" I'm having loads of fun writing this.

Kisa: I'm not having loads of fun being chased out of my wits.

Me: Well, it is pretty funny.

Kisa: Do you want to be chased by Kid?

Me: You know you love it.

Kisa: …

Me: And that's where we'll end for today! I hope everyone enjoyed this chapter and will review it! It only takes a second. Just click that little review button down there so you can tell us what you think. And we need more ideas on what Kid should do. One reviewer already gave us one and we deeply appreciate it!

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