Oh no it's me the Ho but guess what bitches? I has Reese's Pieces. Now yew be jealous hmmm? Anyways holy shit last chapter was intense huh? Yeah it was don't even fucking deny it. Sorry for the swearing it's a bad habit of mine.

Anyway you whores thanks for reviewing and sharing your thoughts but I ain't giving any of you pennies. Me likey Abraham Lincoln.

Did I mention that Ho McSlutface and any sort of chocolatey peanut butter goodness does not make a good combo? Really, ask Pimpy, I go kookoo bananas.

"El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man, get your lazy ass out here right this instant!" Brainiac screamed, his voice ringing throughout the apartment. His comrade was currently taking forever to get ready; it reminded Brainiac of Bandana Man when he was getting ready.

The reply that came from down the hall sounded irritated. "You don't know how long it takes to put on spandex!" El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man screamed back.

Brainiac rolled his eyes. Of course he knew how long it took to put spandex on, seeing as his costume also consisted of the synthetic material. Sighing, he adjusted his Epic Cape of Awesometude and made sure his Belt of Epic Mathematical Proportions was secured. After making sure that everything about his appearance was perfect, he called back, "I actually do! But it doesn't matter anyway. Bandana Man and The Iron Eyebrow Lad sent out a distress call. Does that mean anything to you? We're supposed to meet them at the HQ in-" He paused to look at the sun and decipher exactly what time it was, "One minute and forty-two seconds!"

"Don't get your brains in a bunch, Brainiac," El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man said, suddenly appearing in front of Brainiac. He must have used teleportation. "I swear, one day it's going to explode and Bandana Man and The Iron Eyebrow Lad are going to make me hose it off the walls."

Again, Brainiac rolled his eyes. El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man's alter ego in a parallel universe, Carlos, was apparently a pain sometimes-at least, according to Logan's thoughts, which Brainiac could read despite the fact that Logan had currently disappeared somewhere in the space time continuum. It was an advantage Brainiac held over the rest of his superhero friends.

"Yeah right," He finally said. "You wouldn't do anything. But before you go into El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Bitch mode, can we please go? We have 24 seconds. You know how angry The Iron Eyebrow Lad gets when people are late."

El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man didn't argue with Brainiac there. Without another word, both heroes did the routine for teleporting; macarena in hyper speed and a ballerina spin to finally disappear.

Seconds later, Brainiac and El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man appeared in a room shrouded with darkness. According to Brainiac's Brain Watch, they had approximately 12.6 seconds until Bandana Man and The Iron Eyebrow Lad would appear.

They waited impatiently, Brainiac tapping his foot all the while. No one was allowed to turn on the light until all four heroes were at Headquarters, and right now…The Iron Eyebrow Lad and Bandana Man were late.

It was a bad habit but Brainiac started counting the seconds they were late by. One, one and one fourth, one and one half, one and three fourths, two—

"You're late!" He exclaimed just as he sensed The Iron Eyebrow Lad and Bandana Man's presence. "And not even by a fourth of a second—it's been a whole two seconds, guys!" He snapped his fingers and the light turned on, revealing the faces of Bandana Man, The Iron Eyebrow Lad, and El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man. The Iron Eyebrow Lad looked more irritated than usual, the tails of his eyebrows spanning several inches from his face. Brainiac knew that this only happened when The Iron Eyebrow Lad got angry.

Brainiac was right. "Well, we would be on time if Bandana Man didn't keep forgetting how to teleport," He said pointedly. Bandana Man only looked more outraged than he previously had and El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man snickered at this. Brainiac only rolled his eyes.

"That's stupid," El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man said, giggling. "I mean really, all you have to do is the macarana in hype—"

"We know!" Bandana Man cut in irritably. "But somehow James is affecting my ability to remember things in this universe."

Brainiac gave Bandana Man a look. "That sounds like a personal problem," He said. "Now can we please talk about what's happening? Why did you signal the distress call?"

The Iron Eyebrow Lad nodded. "Right," He said. "Well, Evil Emperor Rocque-also known as Goo-stahv-oh-has harmed both Kendall and James, who in turn made a distress call to Bandana Man and I. We went to assess the situation at Rocque Evil Lair of Evil, but Evil Emperor Rocque disappeared before we could kick his ass."

"It was annoying," Bandana Man chimed in flatly. "All the cake said was 404 Error Gustavo not found. The Iron Eyebrow Lad and I didn't know what to do, so we came to you. And now we're here!"

"I figured that out Bandana Man," Brainiac said. "Now that we know what the situation is, I say we sit down and assess what exactly we're going to do."

Suddenly, four chairs appeared out of nowhere for the heroes to sit in; Brainiac had always been good at summoning things like that. However, the four chairs made the small room much more crowded than it had been. Headquarters was the supply closet on the second floor in which Bandana Man had once locked Bitters the Tyrant in. The Iron Eyebrow Lad, Brainiac and El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man had all been furious with Bandana Man for giving away the whereabouts of their super secret Headquarters, but with the help of Brainiac's nifty ability to erase people's memory, their secret was preserved.

The four heroes took their respective seats and once they were all seated, The Iron Eyebrow Lad spoke. "Alright, let's brainstorm."

A belt of thunder suddenly tore through the room and all eyes immediately went to Brainiac. In the clear glass dome that was his head, they could see storm clouds surrounding his large brain. Every few seconds, a flash of lightning would appear.

The Iron Eyebrow Lad rolled his eyes. "We didn't mean to literally brainstorm, Brainiac."

Bandana Man muttered a quick show off before Brainiac crossed his arms and huffed, effectively getting rid of the storm in his mind. The storm clouds moved into oblivion and a bright, shining sun appeared in its place. Then a rainbow suddenly shot across his mind, making a colorful arch over Brainiac's impressively large brain. Right when they thought it was over, it wasn't, for a unicorn suddenly came out of nowhere and flew back and forth across the rainbow, his shining horn glistening in the sunlight and it's long, purple mane flowing out behind it. A leprechaun appeared at the end of the rainbow and started throwing gold coins into the air, all of the pieces landing on Brainiac's brain.

"Woah," El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man said in awe, staring at the spectacle that Brainiac had created in his mind. "I want a unicorn!"

Brainiac glared at him. "You can't have Sparkles, he's mine," He hissed, "Now can we please focus?"

"I can't focus if you have that fantasy world going on in your head!" Bandana Man exclaimed. "The beauty—it's too strong—I can't f-focus—"

The Iron Eyebrow Lad placed a hand on Bandana Man's shaking shoulder. "You will learn to focus, young grasshopper," He said softly. Suddenly, the tail of his eyebrow extended and he slapped Brainiac in the face. "Get rid of the unicorn!"

"But Sparkles—"

"Get rid of him!" The Iron Eyebrow Lad roared, slapping Brainiac again. Brainiac grumbled, glaring at The Iron Eyebrow Lad as he forced Sparkles and all of his beauty to retreat into the back of his mind, where no one could see them. "Good," The Iron Eyebrow Lad said. "Now I really think we should come up with an idea as to how to defeat Emperor Rocque. He is bound to have assistance from The Wainwright—El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man, we need help!"

Bandana Man and Brainiac turned to see a flaming space rock sitting in El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man's chair. Obviously, El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man had utilized one of his only powers to avoid helping the other League members try to figure out how to beat Emperor Rocque.

"Oh leave him alone," Brainiac said. "He gets real bitchy when you wake him from his flaming space rock slumber."

A face appeared on the flaming space rock, one that looked exactly like El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man's. "It's true," The face said, its voice even sounding like El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man's, "I do get real bitchy. I'll set chu on fire, bitches!"

The Iron Eyebrow Lad rolled his eyes. "Alright then," He said, his voice laced with irritation. "Um, so Emperor Rocque. Anyone have an idea on how to beat him?"

"I say sneak attack," Bandana Man chimed in. "Cos he only disappeared last time because he heard me and The Iron Eyebrow Lad fighting—epically, of course. So like, if we snuck up on him from behind then maybe he wouldn't have a chance to disappear."

Brainiac shook his head. "But we don't know his evil powers. What if he has eyes in the back of his head or something?"

The Iron Eyebrow Lad stood, resting his fists on his hips. The tails of his eyebrows and his cape started waving in an unknown breeze, and a bright light appeared behind his head as he slowly turned his head to look at something above. Brainiac, Bandana Man, and even El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man looked at him in pure awe.

"That's just a risk we'll have to take."

Because my chapters are shorter than Pimpy's and besides this one just introduced Brainiac and El Hombre Del Flaming Space Rock Man, who cannot be referred to as anything but.

ANYWAY I BET YOU THOUGHT I FORGOT THE LIST OF SHAME BUT I DIDN'T HAHA. Anna Akhmatova, DancingFanatic217, fuzzybuzz21, JimboSlice, Mandithewriter, penguin0491, snowbell112, sodapopwinchester, Tinkerbella Knight, ToXiCiTy13, YAOI addicted Kat, , iwishicouldbe, and surfcity22. ONLY ONE PERSON REDEEMED THEMSELVES BUT NO LEAVING BITCHY REVIEWS NEXT TIME KAY?

I lyk potatoes PIMPY TAKE THIS SHIT OH WAITTTTTTTTT FFFFFFF

OKAY SO LAST TIME IT DIDN'T WORK THIS IS THE IRON EYEBROW LAD BY PIMPY h ttp:/ /www. flickr. com/photos/58454255N02/5382717720/ REMOVE THEM SPACES

AND THIS IS BRAINIAC BY ME ht tp:/ /www. flickr. com/photos/58454255N02/5365091803/in/photostream/ SORRY IT'S NOT ALL FANCY AND DIGITAL PIMPY HAS A TABLET THINGY AND I DON'T BUT IMMA GET ONE I PROMIIIISEEE I JUST NEED TO KNOW WHERE HELP ME OUT

WE DIDN'T DRAW BANDANA MAN AND EL HOMBRE DEL FLAMING SPACE ROCK MAN CAUSE BM IS FROM BIG TIME CRIB AND LOVE SONG AND EL HOMBRE DEL FLAMING SPACE ROCK MAN IS FROM BIG TIME CONCERT SO YOU BITCHES SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE.

Okay bai