Genre: Humor

Character: Fred, George and Hermione

Rating: K

Disclaimer: I love the Weasley twins...too bad they do not belong to me along with any other character from Harry Potter.

When in doubt...consult Hermione

"Hermione, you're smart; we're around open flames quite a bit at school, right?"

"Yeah…" Hermione agreed cautiously, eyes flitting between the Weasley twins who wore looks of innocence.

"Aren't our school uniforms fire hazards?"

"No, the fires are charmed not to burn anything other than the wood they are fed. Why do you ask?"

"No particular reason," Fred cried, jumping up from his seat.

"Thanks "Mione," George smiled before they threaded their way out of the Great Hall.

"Bugger," Fred muttered as soon as they left, "So much for making it look like Umbridge's room caught on fire by accident…"

A/N: Sorry this is late. Please leave a review.

MegTao