Megami:And here we are with Chapter two.
Gaara: Was anyone aware the world would end if Neji is bored?
Neji: It would.
Megami:You sound important, a little to haughty
Ukime: You can't fathom how important he is XD
Neji:...
Megami:To you maybe, to me he's only a brother in law XP
Neji:... Anyway, back on track, ladies.
Ukime: Right! Megami and I don't own Naruto, though it'll happen some day. :)
Megami: Some day...
Gaara: Evil conspirators?
Megami: Yes! Right Ukime?
Ukime: Of course. Also, it's rated M, because it'll get fantastic in later chapters.
Neji: If that's what you call 'fantastic'.
Megami: My lemons are fantastic! They are plump juicy and packed with punch!
Neji:... Anyway, on to the story. Anything else to add?
Gaara:Besides that her lemons wil mentally scar you when they arrive, the side pairings are Yaoi...I think thats it.
Ukime: Fantastic. ONWARD, MY MINIONS!
Megami: OUR MINIONS!
Ukime: Fine. OUR minions.
Megami: Mahhahahaha YES!
Chapter 2- Narming and Swears
Ino was listening to her music as she and Tenten set up, the brown haired girl tapped her shoulder.
"Hmm" She said pulling out one of her earphones.
"What are you listning to?" The other girl asked.
"Just a sec." Ino said excitedly and pulled computer speakers out of her bag. She pluged in the speakers, set them up on her headboard turned them on and plugged in the MP3 player. Porn Star Dancing flowed out of the speakers. Tenten smiled.
"I love this song!" She said and started dancing while they set up. Ino smiled and sung along with the song, so far Tenten wasn't so bad, especially if she liked the same music. There wasn't much to argue in teh way of that. Ino had always liked rock music, there was no doubt about it, she listened to other things but she loved rock. When the two girls finished they collapsed on Ino's purple comforter and looked at the plain ceiling.
"So do you know anyone here?" Tenten asked as Toucha Toucha Toucha played in the background.
"Yeah, Sasuke and Naruto are our neighbors and my friends. I think secretly they have a thing for each other." Ino said smiling. Tenten laughed.
"I can already tell we'll be good friends." She said, Ino laughed as well.
"Totally", before either girl could say anything else Ino's stomach growled. Tenten sat up and raised an eyebrow at her. Ino grinned sheepishly. "Sorry, I get hungry..." She trailed off putting her hands over her insistant uncovered stomach. Tenten got up and held out her hand.
"Milkshakes?" She asked, remembering seeing a cafe on the way.
"Muffins too!" Ino practically shouted.
"Muffins too." Tenten agreed and Ino practically pulled her out of the room, almost but not forgetting her MP3 which the two girls listened to as they walked to the cafe on the edge of campus. There was a huge fence surrounding the campus, Ino guessed it was because everyone inside was 'special'. She knew Naruto's story and Sasuke's. A giant fox demon and a fire user. She herself was psychic, the whole shabang too. She got prophetic visions and could walk in peoples minds and dreams and make them do what she wanted, she could throw things across the room with her mind, she could do anything if it involved hers or someone else's mind. She wondered what Tenten could do...
Tenten's arm about came off as Ino dragged her through campus. Tenten and Ino sang the Glee version of Beth once they got to the small cafe. They stopped singing when their order was called, but they resumed once they took their table. They both quickly swallowed their smoothies when the last note approached. They held it all the way through, making quite a few patrons turn and stare. The girls laughed and continued eating, talking about their classes and what not.
"So, I have a question." Ino said, playing with a strand of hair. When she noticed it had a split end, she ripped it off and smiled at Tenten. Tenten took a sip and nodded, signaling Ino to continue.
"Why are you here? I know a few background stories already, and I figured, since we're roommates and everything, we should get to know each other." Tenten made a sort of snort, causing smoothie to go everywhere. Ino laughed and handed her a napkin.
"Sorry." Tenten choked out between gasps. Ino laughed and shook her head.
"It's fine. Anyway, would you mind telling me?" Ino leaned on her palms, elbows on the table.
"Well, I have 'A knack for handling weapons' and I can control all metals." Tenten said, taking another sip of her smoothie. The red and yellow of strawberry and banana swirled. Ino nodded.
"Well, I'm psychic." She said. "I can control people's minds and manipulate things around me." Tenten nodded, impressed. Ino nodded and they went back to small talk, singing, and 'Narming', as Ino called it.
"What's 'narming'?" Tenten asked.
"I'll show you!" Ino's eyes sparkled. She grabbed her muffin and stared at it intently. She reminded Tenten of a lion stalking it's prey. Suddenly, she took a huge mouth full of her muffin, making a sort of 'narm' noise as she attacked it. Tenten laughed as some crumbs were thrown at her face. She shielded her chocolate eyes from the murder of the muffin.
After that, the girls went home to finish unpacking.
Neji came in and Gaara didn't talk, they never said much to each other, that was how they worked.
"I didn't know you were coming." Gaara said after awhile and putting on some Disturbed. Neji shrugged.
"I didn't know until today, Uncle Hiashi just told me this morning after Hanabi punched me for some still unknown reason." Neji said and pointed to his eye.
"That's gonna be a nice color." Gaara said nonchalantly. Neji raised an eyebrow.
"That's all you can say?" He asked. Gaara looked up from his bookcase of murder novels.
"Am I supposed to say anything else?" He asked. Neji looked pensive for a moment and shook his head.
"Naw I guess not." He said and continued putting his things in drawers. Gaara had already had time to fix his part of the room so he read a book while Neji got settled. They heard giggling from outside the door just as they were about to go get coffee. Neji opened it first and Gaara peered around his friend. Gaara saw the blond from earlier talking and giggling with a brown haired girl, both attached to the MP3 clipped to the blond. He raised a non existent eyebrow at how happy they were. Neji was twitching, he still had a headache. It was then the girls noticed them. The brown haired one noticed Neji first and blushed, obviously thinking he was cute, which she whispered to her companion, the blond saw Gaara first, making eye contact with him. He noticed she had sky blue eyes. She smiled at him and pulled the brown haired one into 313 with her, apparently roommates.
Neji's head throbbed while they two girls giggled outside. Neji noticed the brunette one blushing at him, and he didn't really understand why. The blonde one smiled at Gaara and dragged the brunette into the room across the hall. Neji could hear muffled words of the girls on the other side, but couldn't make out what they were saying.
"...That was interesting." Gaara said. Neji nodded in agreement and the duo went to get coffee. Once at the small cafe, the only one on campus, Neji popped a couple pain pills and Gaara looked at him disapprovingly.
"I thought you had kicked that habit, Mr. Hyuga." Neji rolled his pale eyes and gave Gaara a 'Really?' look. Gaara got up to order for them while Neji tried to calm his mind-splitting headache. Once Gaara returned, Neji's headache had died down slightly. Neji played with the hot cup in front of him, thinking about nothing in particular. Gaara looked out the window as well, they weren't a talkative bunch. After they finished, they went back to the dorm.
Neji laid on his bed, bored out of his no longer sore mind.
"Gaara." He said. Gaara raised his eyebrow area, but didn't look up. "We need to do something." Neji, not usually the type to want to go out, surprised Gaara.
"Like what?" The redhead questioned.
"I don't know. Just something." Gaara and Neji thought for a moment, thinking of anything. A sliver of an idea, if that. Suddenly, a pulsing entered Neji's skull. It was rhythmic, and kind of catchy.
"What is that?" Neji asked. Gaara shrugged, looking around. He even unplugged his speakers. Then Neji thought of something. Their female neighbors had been listening to music, and they seemed like the loud type. Gaara must have thought the exact thought at the exact time, because they got up and went to investigate.
As Neji opened the door to investigate, Gaara right behind him, the brunette girl opened her door.
"Choji! Stop eating our shit!" She yelled. In only a few hours, she had grown quite a voice. Then she noticed Neji and Gaara in their doorway. She stood there, awkwardly twiddling her fingers.
"Um... Want to come in? We're throwing a sort of welcome party, getting to know the neighbors." Neji and Gaara exchanged glances, shrugged, and headed across the hall. They had found their activity.
Megami:I got here first!
Gaara: Of course you did...
Ukime: Oh well, it happens. Anyway... REVIEW THE
Neji: darn
Ukime: STORY!
Gaara: Didn't you tell me last chapter not to interject
Megami: Yes he did.
Neji: There are exceptions.
Megami: And your not one of them!
Neji:...That cuts deep. No, not really.
Gaara: Of course it doesn't, we're poles remember?
Neji: Yes, I remember.
Ukime: Anyway, review! They make me happy :)
Megami: Reviews make it so I don't eat your soul! I give you cookies!
Ukime: Mmm... Cookies.
Neji:... not this scenario again.
Gaara: If you hadn't tried to convince her there were worms in the cookies she wouldn't have gotten pissed...
Neji: Oh well. She shouldn't-
Ukime: REVIEW! IGNORE THEM!
Megami: I promise not to give you Neji cookies..._